Umbire
@umbire.blacksky.app
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black, 32, he/him 18+ - no minors, no zoo/lolisho, no exceptions. If I have you blocked here, feel free to assume you're dead to me. If you were blocked previously/on my last acc. and then aren't, you're on thin fucking ice. BAMN Kill your heroes.
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umbire.blacksky.app
With all that said:

People calling themselves my opps are treated as such.

People calling themselves my allies should act as such.

None of that moral indulgences shit. I don't care who you are.

I will try to focus on things I enjoy, but I am also outspoken and angry. Expect me to get bitey.
umbire.blacksky.app
yeah, they said that last year and the year before that. ain't convinced.
umbire.blacksky.app
night for real this time
umbire.blacksky.app
I've been wanting to hope people lose their toenails from seeing two of those posts more than I have from dealing with dozens of bigoted libs and right-wingers
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erniebufflo.bsky.social
Don't feel stupid, but also, if someone helpfully tells you "that's fake," the correct response is "oh shit, let me delete this" not doubling down and disabling comments.
paleofuture.bsky.social
Don’t feel stupid if you fell for fake video. It can be really hard to tell these days. But we do have to try and be careful with what we share because there’s so much AI video out there.

It’s just the world we live in now.
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divyampersaud.com
Every hope is lifesaving—still. So although support has massively slowed down for these six families—despite ongoing famine, all their homes destroyed, impending cold, a baby due soon (‼️)—we’ll still be here every hour or two.

23 hours left ⚠️ 7/879: chuffed.org/project/hope...
A square white graphic. On the left is a stylized ink illustration of a kestrel falcon in black on white, without outline just the black marks on its wings and face, drawn from behind. His wings are partly open and his head is turned to the right. In his beak is an anemone poppy in red ink with a green stem. On the right is the title "Keep hope alive: a gaza giving circle" in ink-effect font. The text says "We are a team of volunteers in the US and UK helping our friends on the ground keep their families and neighbors alive with food, water, & shelter. We distribute your contributions equally every week for sustainable support." In the bottom right corner in green text is the link https://tinyurl.com/HopeGivingCircle.
umbire.blacksky.app
you sound like the type everyone covers their drinks around, including the bartenders
umbire.blacksky.app
why do I say things?
umbire.blacksky.app
at least the mariners seem to be doing the usual so that much makes sense in the world right now
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mostlybree.kitrocha.com
Tonight there is a game that is going on longer than games can go on and also it's either very exciting if very boring or very nerve-wracking and also maybe someone failed to catch a ball and idk if it was a player or some rich person we hate
mostlybree.kitrocha.com
I love that I have finally hit a sufficient number of mutuals who post frequently about sports that I get to make up elaborate stories where I try to piece all of the vague & mysterious posts into a coherent narrative.
umbire.blacksky.app
"not all white people are racists", a thing famously never said by racists
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cmonmaque.bsky.social
We're the richest nation on earth and by some standards the wealthiest nation in history.

I guess my point is... good job, everyone.
drewharwell.com
Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank
umbire.blacksky.app
umbire.blacksky.app
anime with bestie soon, anime with bestie soon, anime with bestie soon, don't get your friends subpoenaed don't get your friends subpoenaed don't get your place subpoenaed don't get your family subpoenaed don't get your friends subpoenaed don't get your place subpoenaed don't get your family subpoen
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dragoncobolt.bsky.social
find and replace "orc" for "klingon" and apply it to D&D too
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dragoncobolt.bsky.social
the klingon warrior culture is a fucking disease, honor cultures are means of social control designed to turn a man into a thing
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dragoncobolt.bsky.social
none of you watched enterprise and it fucking shows: "My father was a teacher, at the university. My mother was a biologist. But klingons these days are told the only thing that has honor is killing those who can't even fight back."
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dragoncobolt.bsky.social
depending on the era, they're a political commissar who feeds you into a disintegration chamber or they're a spoiled fascist noble cunt who stabs you in the gut for not bringing their bloodwine fast enough
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dragoncobolt.bsky.social
i despise "warrior culture" in fiction but you know what I fucking hate more?

twee ified tumbler ass warrior culture reclimation

no, an klingon would not be a therapist, you know what a klingon therapist is?
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umbire.blacksky.app
anime with bestie soon, anime with bestie soon, anime with bestie soon, don't get your friends subpoenaed don't get your friends subpoenaed don't get your place subpoenaed don't get your family subpoenaed don't get your friends subpoenaed don't get your place subpoenaed don't get your family subpoen
umbire.blacksky.app
my sole disagreement with you is that people who claim to work intelligence or reporting that share these vids should have signposts flung at them, beyond that spot on
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paleofuture.bsky.social
This is a real video of a journalist in Chicago being arrested.
heartlandsignal.bsky.social
BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
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paleofuture.bsky.social
That TikTok account has a few fake videos of reporters getting detained. They make these videos because it’s a big story in the news. Real reporters are getting arrested. And so people are making AI videos to get engagement on TikTok.
dontbeonline • 1d ago
Journalist gets detained while doing her job #ForYou, #viral, #foryoupage, #tikto... more
• Contains: Bad Boys (The...
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paleofuture.bsky.social
...but if you go check the video on TikTok (search the username visible on the screen and scroll through until you find the video) it also has an annotation that explains it's AI.
Screenshot that reads "contains AI-generated media"
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paleofuture.bsky.social
Her three arms/hands are the big tell in this case...
Screenshot from a TikTok video with red circles around the person's three hands and arms
umbire.blacksky.app
anime with bestie soon, anime with bestie soon, anime with bestie soon, don't get your friends subpoenaed don't get your friends subpoenaed don't get your place subpoenaed don't get your family subpoenaed don't get your friends subpoenaed don't get your place subpoenaed don't get your family subpoen
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