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"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 20m

And I think Nana - Chan would be a bear-riffic detective! Maybe even better than Naoto! The sky is the limit!

ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴠɪ - ᴋᴜᴊɪᴋᴀᴡᴀ @navigatoridol.bsky.social · 22m

“I don’t remember any of that stuff Nanako-chan does, but then again, she did dress up as a detective...”

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 21m

Well OF COURSE I've seen her! Hubba hubba!

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 25m

Yeah! Why do you think his favorite link is Wolf Link!

𝕯𝖎𝖓𝖗𝖆𝖆𝖑 @ofpowerandflame.bsky.social · 26m

"Wait... Yosuke is a furry?"

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"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 26m

"Oh! Like that Pulchara girl from the Zenless zone game Yosuke spent half a million yen trying to get!"

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 27m

“Yeah, but I’m referring to older furry girls who are hot though.”

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 29m

Are we not cute enough?

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 27m

AWOOOOO! Beary nice outfit!

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 28m

“This you?”

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 28m

Nanako doesn't need controls! She has such a vivid imagination! The other day she pretended to be a Junes worker ALL day!

ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴠɪ - ᴋᴜᴊɪᴋᴀᴡᴀ @navigatoridol.bsky.social · 35m

“Teddie. I’ve played her games, and I don’t think you can use motion controls.“

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 29m

Are we not cute enough?

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 29m

“No, I meant as in furry girls, not us.”

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 31m

Why else would he have two of us?

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 29m

Hello I'm the nostalgia critic, I remember it so you don't have to! He's Beary funny!

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐃𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧 @thekittyoflight.bsky.social · 33m

❝...What?❞

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 31m

Why else would he have two of us?

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 37m

I'm gonna buy her that Hatsune Miku game so she can dance whenever she wants!

YU NARUKAMI! @bigbrokingpin.bsky.social · 1h

'Mostly I let her play co-op with me on my farming simulating games. She enjoys them a lot. For her birthday, me and Uncle Dojima are gonna get enough cash together to get her a laptop of her own plus some games.'

[A smile at the thought of his little cousin.]

𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 @thejunesboy.bsky.social · 1h

“Hmm... I guess that works.

I have my personal controllers in my room so the both of us could play online together... But unless it’s a family friendly game you and Nanako-chan play that has online mode, I don’t mind!”

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 38m

A "Bat Credit Card?" They gave him a "Bat Credit Card?" They had the BALLS to give one of the GREATEST SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME, A "BAT CREDIT CARD?" NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!

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"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 2h

"Oh come on! What does Hee Ho even mean! Now bear puns? Those are iconic! Beary cute! More like Hee No!"

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 7h

🧊"WHAT WAS THAT!? HO!?"🧊

🎃"HO YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE NOW BUDD-HEE!"🎃

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 17h

And for the record, Hee Ho is bear-ly even a catch phrase!

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 2h

KANJI SAID IT'S GAY TO KISS YOUR HOMIES GOODNIGHT?

YOSUKE AND I A BEARY COOKED!

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 2h

Kanji-

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 2h

Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Naoto'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that team leader, idol girl, karate hoe, delinquent, Yu's uncle, subway sandwich artist or adachi she's been fucking with.

Kuuuumaaa~

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"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3h

"It's Beary good senpai! I love it!"

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 15h

Can we have other Teddie move in too!?

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 15h

“ At least you don’t have to work with them, or even LIVE with them… “ 💧

ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴠɪ - ᴋᴜᴊɪᴋᴀᴡᴀ @navigatoridol.bsky.social · 17h

“Y-yeah... I don’t think I’ll get some sleep from two Teddies.”

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 16h

I already took your paycheck!

Trust me, it was an emergency.

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 16h

I will pay you to stop talking.

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 17h

Zero times two is still ZERO, boss!

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 16h

"I got a movie then! It's the best movie ever! It's got action, romance, cool fight scenes and it's all filmed on location! It's probably the most realistic movie ever made! Best one that ever WILL be made!"

YU NARUKAMI! @bigbrokingpin.bsky.social · 16h

'You-- want to have a nightmare? After all the stuff we've dealt with, I'm really shocked you've never had one...'

[He opens his master google doc on his phone and scrolls through all of the horror movies he owns.]

'I don't think I own the Jaws Series. Any alternate options, Teddie?'

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 16h

"Yeah! I heard there's a shark called the Greenland shark, and it has eaten BEARS! What else could be more terrifying?

>Enjoy sitting through Jaws the revenge, leader.

I wanna have a nightmare! I've never had one, and I wanna try it!

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 16h

"Yeah! I heard there's a shark called the Greenland shark, and it has eaten BEARS! What else could be more terrifying?

>Enjoy sitting through Jaws the revenge, leader.

I wanna have a nightmare! I've never had one, and I wanna try it!

YU NARUKAMI! @bigbrokingpin.bsky.social · 16h

'I can think of like 20 things scarier than a shark... but you want to watch Jaws? Like, the first one?'

[Don't imply that there's more, then you'd have to sit through like 5 more increasingly shittier movies.]

'But, what if they give you nightmares, Teddie?'

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 16h

"Actually! I wanna watch something beary scary! I wanna be so scared I scream! I heard there's a movie about some shark the CHOMPS people down! What could be scarier than a shark?"

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"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 16h

Does this mean one of us have to go away?

ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴠɪ - ᴋᴜᴊɪᴋᴀᴡᴀ @navigatoridol.bsky.social · 16h

“I’m going to call this a night. Wake me up when the double Teddies is over...”

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 16h

"Actually! I wanna watch something beary scary! I wanna be so scared I scream! I heard there's a movie about some shark the CHOMPS people down! What could be scarier than a shark?"

YU NARUKAMI! @bigbrokingpin.bsky.social · 16h

[A smile, albeit it was clear he was worried about Yosuke's audial health there for a second.]

'Thank you, Teddie. I'm glad to hear that. But... Oh, that reminds me. Didja wanna do something cool for Halloween this year?'

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 16h

[He might not be the smartest, but he still has his heart in the right place. ]

"And we're here for you forever and ever! And then we'll still be around!"

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 16h

[He might not be the smartest, but he still has his heart in the right place. ]

"And we're here for you forever and ever! And then we'll still be around!"

YU NARUKAMI! @bigbrokingpin.bsky.social · 16h

'No, being deaf isn't really a good thing, Teddie. It's not lonely, I have you and Yosuke and the team, remember?'

[It's insane that they're having this conversation, but I guess it makes sense, considering Teddie's naive nature.]

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 16h

Doesn't it get lonely? Wouldn't you like more deaf people?

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 16h

"I snagged one of Yosuke's comics! Look at this bear-dacious babe!"

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"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 16h

Doesn't it get lonely? Wouldn't you like more deaf people?

YU NARUKAMI! @bigbrokingpin.bsky.social · 16h

'. . . Teddie, if you do that, you might make Yosuke deaf too.'

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 16h

Don't worry senpai! I'll be sure to blast the music twice as loud so Yosuke can enjoy it for the both of you!

[Giant thumbs up!]