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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI

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who asked you, hoss Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw, DORES/Cal/WFT so don’t think I care whether i live or die I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. ADVENTAVIT ASINUS

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · Jul 30

Public service announcement: if you come into my mentions and no one I know follows you, the odds are high that you will get blocked for low-value comments

This account would be locked if I could, but if I can’t bar the door, I can sit on the porch with a Browning Sweet Sixteen and holler “GON GIT”

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 30m

Her cocktail of choice. 2 pt vodka, 1 pt St Germaine, combined over ice.

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 1h

Moneyball has a lot to answer for, but taking professional base stealers from us is among its foremost sins. No one knows how to make a living on the basepaths anymore and so barely anyone can steal. We need a new commissioner. Know anyone? ;)

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 1h

Happy winter formal!!

Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 1h

69 after alcoholic beverages

a beer vendor with a shirt that says his name is ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES and his number is 69

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 3h

The biggest mistake was allowing the money to decide it must be the brains.

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 3h

good evening @lisamarietea.bsky.social

obnoxiously pitt ghoul 👻 🎃 👻 @opg.bsky.social · 3h

In non-football news: OPBF and I are watching Daria for the first time. We are two episodes in and I already love this show.

(Don’t yell at me for not having seen it already; I was two years old when it started)

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 4h

I seriously might have some sort of Viagra-overdose-equivalent issue

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 4h

It never fails to entertain me how some programs think they can go out and get someone irrespective of money or past or contracts

is Nick Saban at Texas yet?

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 4h

Yeah, that could have been a Hell of a lot worse, that’s very reasonable

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 4h

I mean he had a job with negative pressure where 8 wins gets you extended but nooooo

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 4h

I suspect Oakland will be happy to act as American Nuremberg

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 4h

The spice rack is center stage but the curtain never comes up

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 5h

HAYNES DA KAAAAANG

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 5h

Yeah, it’s fine as a dark beer but it doesn’t hit the pie spice button at all. The graham and cinnamon notes in Lodge Life are more pronounced.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 5h

Two Green Bay fans in cheeseheads with a cologuard ad in front of them

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 6h

FREEDOM FOR THE BLAZERS

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 6h

Trent Dilfer is out at UAB.

The DILFsaster is over.

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 6h

a cartoon of grinch with a very angry face on a blue background

Alt: The Grink LOVES this

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 6h

Magical but always felt like smoke and mirrors because Shanny is actually not a good coach

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 6h

Linux is the CrossFit of computing

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 6h

LISTEN HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 6h

I had a fleeting sense of sympathy before I remember his buyout is $49 million and I wish somebody would give me $49 million to shat the bed

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 8h

Ironically, he was being mentioned for the Arkansas job after his first season at Vanderbilt.

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 8h

DAT ASH THO @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 1d

The Indiana football Hoosiers are undefeated since I took possession of this ashtray.

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 21d

My parents did not smoke, and yet they owned an ashtray shaped like the state of Indiana, and if you flipped it over, it showed the major cities of Indiana on the back. As a map-loving kid, it fascinated me.

And now, it is mine, though I ceased cigar-smoking once my daughter was born.

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 8h

I GOT A GUN

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 8h

Vanderbilt has a better record right now than Penn State. I can’t emphasize that enough

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