Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 5h

Well just wait until I line up funding for my gritty 1776 reboot.

1 3

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 9h

ONE PERFECT SHOT: Wilford Brimley in HARD TARGET (1993) Dir. John Woo

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 9h

Putting this on my vision board for how I want to age.

Reposted by Philip Michaels

Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 11h

One of the best feelings in the world must be to be a baseball organist who’s like fuck it, I’m playing Thriller

15 110 1K

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 11h

In the name of editorial balance, the Dodgers should be required to have Blake Treinen pitch one inning of a decisive playoff game.

3

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 16h

And two years from launching his successful chicken restaurant chain.

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 16h

This, but with gravy.

a cartoon of popeye holding a can of manna

Alt: a cartoon of popeye holding a can of spinach

media.tenor.com

2

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 16h

Real Bugs Bunny shit.

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 16h

Pitching investors on a "Succession"-esque dining experience where I profanely tell diners what a huge disappointment they are to me.

Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 17h

This 'The Bear'-esque dining experience puts you in the center of the kitchen chaos

At Speakeasy Society's 'Family Meal,' curse words are thrown, recipes are slandered and it all makes for fun, irresistible drama.

www.latimes.com

2

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 17h

"Obviously, I am disappointed to be passed over for the honor of Guy Least Likely to Threaten People, and may I just add that you'll all pay for this, oh God, how I will make you all pay."

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 17h

RECOGNIZE MY PEACE-LOVING WAYS OR ELSE

1 3

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 17h

A sign that you are perhaps not well-qualified to receive the Nobel Peace Prize is that people fear your angry reprisals if it is deemed you are not peaceful enough.

Headline: Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize

1 9

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 19h

Ref from the Air Bud movies: Well, there's no rule that says you _can't_ have eight pitchers....

Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 23h

All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)

1 1 4

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 21h

Meet the new Christ, same as the old Christ

Page Six @pagesix.com · 1d

Mel Gibson’s ‘Passion of the Christ’ sequel to star new Jesus, cast

Gibson's long-gestating sequel will start shooting in Rome, but with a completely new cast, an insider told Page Six.

pagesix.com

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 1d

Party with fascists, get handed your asses

aaron judge gets infected with the ick from Donald Trump

2 3 27

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 1d

"Audiences feel you lack the innate likability of Meghan McCain."

Raw Story @rawstory.com · 2d

Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report.

CBS News' new boss once auditioned for 'The View' — and 'wasn't invited back': report

Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report. Variety reported on Tuesday that Weiss auditioned for "The View" when host Me...

bit.ly

2 9 50

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 1d

I'm hoping she won't rat us out
I'm starting to have all these doubts
Because she has all this clout
With antifa

1 3

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 1d

I wish you could meet my girlfriend
My girlfriend who is in antifa
She couldn't be cuter
She might be the shooter
My girlfriend who is in antifa

She likes to smash up things
She's very excited
To tangle with fascists
She'll soon be indicted

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 1d

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

1 7 10

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 1d

They’re going to fire Belichick just before the Cal game, and the deadcat bounce will propel UNC to victor, isn’t it?

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1d

Lolllllllll and, I cannot overstate this, lmao 247sports.com/college/nort...

Intel: Latest on Bill Belichick job security, potential recruiting violations

The latest VIP news on what's going on behind the scenes with UNC Football and head coach Bill Belichick.

247sports.com

2

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry, fella, what was that name again?

6

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 1d

Does your county touch the Bay?
Then, friend, you’re a-ok.
Landlocked or on the coast?
Sorry, chump, you’re toast.

Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 1d

This map needs to *meticulously* itemize and breakdown “Bay Area” lol. My favorite game to play with people who live up there is to ask if “[random city]” is considered “the Bay Area” and listen to their impassioned 20 minute soliloquy

William Hazen @williamhazen.bsky.social · 2d

This is the most accurate depiction of the Midwest to date. Wichita has always felt like the last Midwest city while also being the first plains city.

1 4

Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 2d

The Bahamas immediately traded him to St. Lucia for draft picks.

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 2d

Herschel Walker, the former NFL player who lost a scandal-ridden bid for Senate in 2022, has been confirmed by the Senate to serve as U.S. ambassador to the Bahamas.