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Machine Learning Kelly

@undersized5.bsky.social

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Keynote Listener | Thought Follower | Taco Bell Stan | Attorney | Recovering Florida Man. Mostly talking about pop culture and sports. My Tweets are my own unless I'm retweeting

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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 17h

a man in a suit and hat is sitting in a chair with the words `` i mean '' written on the screen .

ALT: a man in a suit and hat is sitting in a chair with the words `` i mean '' written on the screen .

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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 22h

Sarkisian looking at that Billy buyout and thinking it sounds good

Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 2d

Other team has the most clutch player in the world, and sometimes that's enough. (And with all due respect to the Joker, the best player may be in San Antonio now)

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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 2d

This is why you draft a champion.

Gators Wire @gatorswire.bsky.social · 2d

Stephen Curry praised former Florida guard and Golden State Warriors rookie Will Richard after their win over the Denver Nuggets on Thursday.

Stephen Curry on Florida rookie Will Richard: 'The lights aren't too bright for him'

Stephen Curry praised former Florida guard and Golden State Warriors rookie Will Richard after their win over the Denver Nuggets on Thursday.

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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 2d

The irony around arresting athletes for gambling is that it's not because the gambling itself is viewed as a problem, but rather the appearance of impropriety by someone involved in a sport messes up the trust narrative for casuals who want to gamble. "YOU CAN'T GAMBLE BECAUSE I WANT TO!"

Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 3d

a man in a hat and bow tie says aha !

ALT: a man in a hat and bow tie says aha !

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 3d

Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups AND Terry Rozier has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN.

ESPN Bet on the sCREEN

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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 3d

I can't wait to hear the details tonight on The NBA on NBC brought to you by FanDuel or on First Take brought to you by DraftKings

Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 3d

Miami Heat guard Terry Rozier and Portland Trail Blazers head coach Chauncey Billups have been arrested in connection with a federal investigation into sports betting. Listen to that and the latest stories on Bloomberg News Now.

NBA Coach Arrested - Bloomberg

Bloomberg News Now is a comprehensive audio report of today's top stories. Hear the latest news, updated throughout the day, covering global business stories in just a few minutes.

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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 3d

Life changed after I got the double jump. Everything opened up. Upgrading the needle too, even though it took many many tries

Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 3d

Social climbing vs slumming

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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · Sep 22

I'm just going to assume this Alijah Martin dunk is what broke Bruce Pearl

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Alijah Martin obliterates the rim with one-handed slam - ESPN Video

Alijah Martin rocks the rim for Florida with an epic one-handed jam in the second half vs. Auburn.

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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 4d

HOW COULD YOU LOAN ME A CAR WITHOUT TELLING ME THERE WAS A BLONDSPOT!

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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 4d

I feel like if people can utilize a GitHub repo to reprogram the firmware on their beds they probably aren't the type to buy cloud-connected beds in the first place.