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UnknownStory
@unknownstory.bsky.social
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he/him, bi Trans Rights Matter, Black Lives Matter, ACAB; fix your hearts or die in this house we use ALT text for our images ask me what's wrong with Digimon World 4 today i love you
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · Nov 28
this is me, btw, if u even care
A man with glasses and an unkempt combover hairstyle (Neil Hamburger) wearing a very nice burgundy suit and holding a package of Gay Cigarettes
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 1h
i'm not a f4f account, i'm a f4uf account. you unfollow me, i'll follow you back
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 1h
i'd really like an explanation from the Christian Nationalists why they say "a family can only come from a man and a woman" yet they do absolutely no shaming to... whatever the fuck this is

"I now pronounce you man and cloud data"
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 2h
"you came to the wrong Zone, Badnik"
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Rhys 📼 @flemishdog.bsky.social · 3h
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 4h
use this ONE NEAT TRICK to avoid going to the store EVER AGAIN!:

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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 4h
excuse ME
Cutout from a box of McCain Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles Pizza Slices, highlighting Leonardo holding a single sword in a potentially erotic nature while animation lines suggest he's quivering. Some of the text in the blurb underneath is edited out to leave in "And just look what Leonardo's got for you and your mum."
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 9h
duke make'em
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 9h
In the middle of a firefight with a bunch of giant sentient baked potatoes, I eject an empty mag from my HotTopper while crouching behind a bar full of potato fixin's. "COVER ME, I'm reloading!" I shout as a jam a fresh stick of butter into my weapon. The air smells like a theater concession stand.
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 20h
shut the fuck up fedposter
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 1d
The image shows Brian in a Toyota Corolla and says My deepest Toyota Corrollances
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 21h
a reply to all the replies stating he and his mom had to work multiple jobs etc.:

so you're telling us he and his mom were really close to poverty and yet Gavin now does photo ops tearing down homeless tents and cheesing for the cameras? So he's an even bigger piece of shit than we thought. thanks
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 1d
i stannen the pannen
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 1d
eyyy gurl wassap. wat dat ovipositor do
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 1d
however "The Importance of Being Earnest" was terrible. he wasn't even in that one. just how important was he then?
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 2d
oooooOOOOOOOoooo Donald Trump as Marie Antoinette saying "Let Them Eat Cake" eating the East Wing? you shouldn't have. no, really, you should NOT have. in fact, stop it
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 3d
highly appropriate timing, thank you
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 3d
yeah but god damn it wouldn't you know it they replaced the nuclear football with an AED so they got him back up and running again quickly
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 3d
neither did i as an elder millennial (i used Dogpile)
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 4d
*dapping up Judas with one hand and handing him a small coinsack with the other*
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 4d
ahhh, nobody in Maine is on bluesky, fair enough. we'll stop talking about Maine now. enjoy your new Fetterman
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 4d
*stops flashing for a while* hey man your taillight is out
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 4d
that's the neat thing about TempleOS. you can't get hacked. you also can't get anything productive done as well
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 4d
next Trump's gonna fire a piss laser at the moon
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Abra, The Everwife 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 4d
Sim City 2000 bearded advisor saying: Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!"
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UnknownStory @unknownstory.bsky.social · 4d
oh good he's gonna take out the CIA, the FBI, and every state police agency that "sprinkles a little crack on 'em" right
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