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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 7d

Shell Shreddin' Through Oncoming Traffic

Stellation @unorthodox06.bsky.social · 19h

Then when you check back in settings to turn them back on, the settings’ descriptions permanently change to mock the player like

Music: There IS a music player in the game y’know.
SFX: Couldn’t live with the consequences, huh?
Chatter: You should probably refund this game if you can’t deal with it.

Stellation @unorthodox06.bsky.social · 19h

If you turn off the sound effects to ACTUALLY get rid of it then the texboxes start showing indecipherable glyphs like Ace Attorney Investigation’s antipiracy, plus all dialogue selections are randomized so you can’t bruteforce your way through dialogue selections

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Stellation @unorthodox06.bsky.social · 19h

Million dollar idea: trying to mute chatter (like Bubsy in Bubsy 4D) will have the character say “If you’re…trying to get rid of my voice, you can’t. I’m not going mute again.”

Like it absolutely refuses to actually go down to the “lowest” chatter setting

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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 17d

Mama Penguin is Kind of a Baddie When You're Two Beers in

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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 15d

Rearrange All the Furniture in the Castle Before Saving Peach

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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 15d

This Star Might Have an Incurable Disease Unknown to Science on it, No Pressure

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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 14d

Rate the Video 5 Silver Stars

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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 14d

Clip Mario Out of Bounds and Tell Him it's Forever

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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 13d

For Just $4.99 a Month You Can Get Red Coins+ and Start The Mission With Two Already Collected

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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 11d

The Guy Who Sunk the Ship Did it on Purpose for the Insurance Payout and by Exposing His Crime You've Made a Powerful Enemy

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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 10d

The Other Three Characters Stay Trapped Forever Because Yoshi is Just a Wild Animal With No Complex Goals or Desires

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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 9d

Call it Quits Because Peach Said Lego and Mega Bloks are the Same Thing

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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 6d

Put a Silver Star Next to a Power Star to Give it Dysphoria

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Spice8Rack (Marxist) @spice8rack.bsky.social · 2d

People using Margaret Thatcher' 100th birthday to celebrate her death is so disappointing to me. You can celebrate her death EVERY day of the year, people!

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mental health pixelslop @lewmo.bsky.social · 4d

i think this sums up their relationship quite well

a brown tabby cat lays behind an orange and white cat, her tail wrapped around the other's neck

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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 4d

goombuds are like the waluigi of goomba subspecies if you think about it

a graph showing goomba subspecies.

on the top left is the regular goomba an arrow beside it points right to the goombrat, and another one below it points down to the galoomba. another right arrow coming from the galoomba and another down arrow coming from the goombrat both point to goombud

a similar graph to the previous image, except it's now for the 4 main "plumbers" of the mario series (goomba->mario, goombrat->luigi, galoomba->wario, and goombud->waluigi)

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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 3d

You Already Unlocked Waluigi, He Was in a Maximum Security Cell and has Been Doing Horrific Shit While You Were Playing With Coins and Stars

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Cookies Milkmen @lachm.page · 4d

Huge demographic for movies with posters that replace half of Jared Leto's face

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 4d

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

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mental health pixelslop @lewmo.bsky.social · 3d

guess i need to replace the imax size morbius poster in my stairwell

altogether far too large poster of morbius hanging above a staircase

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 3d

I sometimes read old gaming magazines and stumbled upon this "babe of the year" section from Playstation: The Official Magazine.

If I was the editor I would have gently suggested this writer be put down like a rabid dog