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it's val!
@valcritter.bsky.social
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critter online ǁ 18+ only, may be nsfw at times! ǁ 33 ǁ they / them ǁ pfp: @rascalteeth.bsky.social || banner: me :) 🔞-> @valsstash.bsky.social art tag is #valcritterart
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it's val! @valcritter.bsky.social · Aug 24
(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅l̲̅b̲̅o̲̅r̲̅o̲̅̅_̅_̅_( ﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞﱞ:
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fallenrockstars.rip
✖️☠️𝔉𝔞𝔪𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡☠️✖️ @fallenrockstars.rip · 3h
I could use some help with groceries for the next few days again, honestly. I came down with a weird fever the other day and had to spend my food budget grabbing some Covid tests (thankfully my symptoms weren’t that, but I still feel Off)

Anything helps

ko-fi.com/lostvegas
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introdile.bsky.social
🐲✨ @introdile.bsky.social · 12h
Offering Received: the answer (#605)

oh!! it's because blue wavelengths of light get scattered more than the other colors!
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fleurmorte.bsky.social
n a s h 🪦 @fleurmorte.bsky.social · 21h
society's dog
watercolor marker doodle of a foxish dog with a crooked panting grin and a weird chain around their neck. They seem to have something covering their eyes. outline of splatter behind them.
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colloidalamber.bsky.social
ColloidalAmber @colloidalamber.bsky.social · 14h
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jonbois.bsky.social
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15h
throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there
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froste.monster
toxic yawoy @froste.monster · 15h
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valcritter.bsky.social
it's val! @valcritter.bsky.social · 15h
youre literally so not funny even a little bit. I end your pathetic existence immediately.
valcritter.bsky.social
it's val! @valcritter.bsky.social · 15h
I hope your creator passes away immediately
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it's val! @valcritter.bsky.social · 15h
here's the deal fucker. first? I'm gonna find you. next? I'm gonna peel your skin off your body. then? I'm gonna put it back on, but inside out. then? I'm gonna fuck you. that's right. I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna fuck you so beautifully the angels in the world and heaven will weep simultaneously.
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it's val! @valcritter.bsky.social · 15h
epic bacon reddit 100!!!! dogecoin
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it's val! @valcritter.bsky.social · 15h
suck my cock homo
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gendercoffin.bsky.social
Cait 🦇 @gendercoffin.bsky.social · 1d
Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why
A boy running alongside a train with a bindle on a stick. A word balloon reads “I’m through with school- it’s only for sissies anyway. I’ll run away and- and make money with my FEET”
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ghostie-dragons.bitch.space
Ghostie "Bitchspacian" Dragons @ghostie-dragons.bitch.space · 19h
I can't put myself in a halloween costume this year, so next best thing! Look at a bunch of my dudes in costumes instead!

#Ghostart
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valcritter.bsky.social
it's val! @valcritter.bsky.social · 19h
yep, I've had them before. Pretty good
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tamlin123.art
TamLin123 @tamlin123.art · 23h
kobold dancing

#tober2025
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rodger.bsky.social
Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 1d
Lisa wheeling in a lifeless Bart saying MOM, DAD, BART’S DEAD! BART popping to life and saying DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT GOING TO ITCHY AND SCRATCHYLAND
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possessedopossum.bsky.social
Possessed opossum 🔜 Furpoc @possessedopossum.bsky.social · 1d
Card-holding member since '72
Deer Ashton making a silly face and wearing a "CWD official member" sweater.
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d
it's not FOR us
edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."
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valcritter.bsky.social
it's val! @valcritter.bsky.social · 1d
woah that's so badass
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kast.haus
KAST | PLOVER GUY 🪶 @kast.haus · 1d
Horse in the reflection in the reflection in the reflection in the refle-

Poster for @railroadrabbit.bsky.social

#kastyoureyes #furryart
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diettexansoda.bsky.social
Diet TexanSoda @diettexansoda.bsky.social · 1d
Howdy! Where’s the nearest Saloon?

[Old even tho it’s not old. It’s like… almost a year old]
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valcritter.bsky.social
it's val! @valcritter.bsky.social · Sep 10
eminem has just released a new rap single about the world's ripest strawberry.
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it's val! @valcritter.bsky.social · 2d
rolling around at the speed of clown. got places to go got to honk my red clown nose
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valcritter.bsky.social
it's val! @valcritter.bsky.social · 1d
thinking about going outside + eating everything in the whole entire world including dirt cement people children dogs cats cars buildings bugs plants trees metal wood plastic paper cloth fabric time space light bulbs corn weewees peepees popos lalas heehoos babas nonos gigis + also paint .
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valcritter.bsky.social
it's val! @valcritter.bsky.social · 1d
*growls scarily and glows red* you aren't using the white woman emojis when communicating with me anymore, kitten. are you cross with me, my honey bun? *howls mournfully*
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