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Machine Gun Skelly

@varsityathlete.bsky.social

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Has always denied being a member of PoshArsenalTwitter or participating in any hating Coquelin and making it really obvious. Further denies any involvement in the slander of Bruce Rioja.

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · Dec 2

Master list of mute and blocklists, where you can organise by topic, size, date, etc. and ensure you don't see content you find abhorrent, annoying, tedious, or you would simply rather not learn about against your will due to someone else putting it on your TL:

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Browse a list of Bluesky Lists

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 6m

Baleba performance that convinces Sir Jim Chemistry Teacher to drop £100m on him and a Welbeck winner, please barkeep.

Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 12m

The first fixture I checked when Xhaka signed for Sunderland wasn't when he'd play us, but rather when he'd face Newcastle. I wanna see what he has planned for Bruno G and Joelinton.

(Sunday 14 December, in case you're wondering)

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 18m

Fair play to Sunderland. Nobody thought they would have had the 3rd best defensive record in the league almost a quarter of the way through the season.

Surprisingly fun 2nd half, capped by a budget version of the Arshavin Barcelona goal

Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 25m

Was lovely to see he clearly remembers some of what he was taught in Dark Arts training sessions back in the day

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 27m

That one's for Rick Peeja

Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 31m

Brian Brobbey, with your name like Scooby Doo attempting to say Mr Blobby

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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 1h

Carlos Cuesta's Parma hold Cesc Fàbregas' Como side to a 0-0 draw. Como with 71% possession, Parma outshoot them 10-6 anyway. Exactly how I'd expect a Arteta-Wenger protégé derby to play out.

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 2h

Had an idea for a heartwarming animated Christmas film, loosely inspired by John Wick, Kung Fu Panda, and Madagascar 2.

The Rhinos, Elephants and all the other lads Ramsey has supported since his time in Africa team up to help him find / avenge his missing dog.

bsky.app/profile/rgun...

Gunners Subreddit @rgunners.bsky.social · 4h

Aaron Ramsey's dog, Halo, mysteriously disappeared in Guanajuato, Mexico: He is offering a USD $20,000 reward to anyone who finds her. https://redd.it/1ofia06

u/MumboGumbo06 on /r/gunners

Aaron Ramsey's dog, Halo, mysteriously disappeared in Guanajuato, Mexico: He is offering a USD $20,000 reward to anyone who finds her.

redd.it

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Joseph Steyne @josephsteyne.bsky.social · 17d

Tips on making the point land:

• only respond about brands you like + Visit Rwanda
• Really love those brands, and hate VR

• On how did you hear about Visit Rwanda, click other. Use the free text box to voice opposition to the deal being renewed.

Ian Wright @ihwright.bsky.social · 17d

If you have opinions on this and are on the club's mailing list there was an e-mail sent out today surveying fans about attitudes towards their brand partners.

surveys.arsenal.com/jfe/form/SV_...

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 21h

With that moustache and haircut, he could be a prime villain to get bumped off in the Eastenders Christmas special as part of a whodunnit, or a failed consortium leader for a buyout of an in-trouble football league side

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rovert.bsky.social @rovert.bsky.social · 22h

Taker is being bullied worse than Kaval in Laycool:

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 22h

Can I put you in touch with some lads from the Very Legitimate and Morally Sound Rwanda Tourism board? Apparently they’re after a London club for sleeve sponsorship…

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 22h

what’s better than Guys Being Dudes?

Guys Being Dudes over KeshExpress

Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 1d

(I’m re-watching All Or Nothing and XL Gabi is spending an upsetting amount of time with Lacazette, Uberyang and the French speakers.

Further improving his English, making friends with serious players, and his lil trip to Turkey really did revolutionise that man’s life. And all of ours, tbh)

Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 1d

He deserves credit himself for how he’s applied himself. But consider how Gabriel has become A Serious Person and suppressed and ultimately eliminated his Bozo Gene tendencies since the influence of The Chuckle Brothers at this cloob waned, then how he went supernova following their departures.

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 1d

Second striker in a Simeone style 44F2. I know he has that arc in him. Maybe not here, maybe not even at Atletico themselves, but somewhere.

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 1d

Just burst out laughing remembering Lacazette’s ‘traumatised Unc round the camp fire’ tale from the Amazon documentary, so I thought I’d bless your Fridays by reminding you of its existence. All the best.

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rovert.bsky.social @rovert.bsky.social · 1d

Spend your Friday lunchtime reading The Football Manager 2026 beta meltdowns. Absolutely worth it.

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Amy Lawrence @amylawrence.bsky.social · 1d

Very encouraging that Max Dowman's scholarship, leading to a first pro contract, is agreed. With the best youth there is always a risk they will be lured away. Arsenal have been smart in handling his elevation by mixing a special amount of opportunity and care.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...

Arsenal had to make a special case for Max Dowman – his super talent merits it

Arsenal have managed to sign the 15-year-old to scholarship terms. A professional contract is expected to follow when he turns 17...

www.nytimes.com

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 1d

Finally clocked who Cole Palmer reminds me of.

Superb ball striking, decent as a transition attacker on the counter, below average movement without the ball, subpar defensive contribution.

Nicolas Pepé with elite PR

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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 1d

Game's back.

join.greenparty.org.uk

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alice says Palestinians in Gaza aren’t scammers! @bluwhalien.bsky.social · 2d

My faves

Manchester United woke football flag:

More Lenin more Leny
Red Sun in the sky with a photo of Mao
Getting gayer with de gea
Lisandro Martinez
Gary Neville
Bruno Fernandes
Tyrell Malacia
Quinton Fortune
Manchester United
Zack Polanski Manc Born and Bred
Gary Neville is a Red he hates fascists republik of mancunia
Push terfs down the hill on old Trafford turf
More bernham less berbardo

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 5d

'One month ahead of the Aston Villa game, which I needed to go perfectly, the Maccabi fans were running riot. I saw this as a positive. The more they got the rioting out of their system, the less chance they would want to riot on the streets of Birmingham.'

Nathan Fielder watching a screen of several CCTV shots in an episode of 'The Rehearsal'.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 7d

'The plan? Stake our entire reputation on a huge group of Maccabi Tel Aviv hooligans behaving themselves.'

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 1d

Correct! A lovely win vs Everton, with goals from Giroud and Koscielny to put us top of the league, days after we’d beaten Bayern.

Everything seemed to be set.

Then everyone’s hamstrings exploded in Sheffield the following week.