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Vicky the Labrat

@vickythelabrat.bsky.social

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Smoggie, spoonie, occasional National Trust monk and elf. All views my own unless shamelessly stolen. She/Her.

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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 12h

Oysters
Never Let Me Go
The Living Years

Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 12h

Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than the sound of Alf being sick. Two socks deposited on the hallway rug, and I just managed to stop him re-eating one of them. Dogs are disgusting creatures 🤢😂

Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 12h

I hate the expectation of alcohol. It's nobody's business but yours!

Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 12h

What a beautiful girl!!

Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 22h

When even the baby's guardian angel says "go the fuck to sleep"

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Count Mysterioso @mysteriosox.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited pic a nic

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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 1d

"Warrrrrrrr-man"?

a man singing into a microphone in front of a drummer and a woman on a television screen ..

ALT: a man singing into a microphone in front of a drummer and a woman on a television screen ..

media.tenor.com

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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 1d

I've always pictured the microwaves as the integrated ones in a high cupboard (having just de-installed one at my in-laws because they couldn't reach it!)

Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 1d

Is there anything more Trump coded than throwing a tantrum because he didn't win a prize?

Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 1d

Both 😂

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Red Sky At Night / Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, every few months we burst out of our cracked and thickened carapace to reveal the fresh, gleaming scales beneath

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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 1d

It's The Apprentice's fault.

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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 1d

I discovered that singing "I could do with a D" hits different when you work with millennials.

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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 1d

The Wiggles should be on *all* flags.

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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 1d

Love that!

Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you! That's joyous!

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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 2d

Wonderful to see the Jackie archives appearing on the British Newspaper Archive so we can see which hot to trot hunks the teen girls of 1964 were moistly pinning to their walls.