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St. Scandalbags
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Collector of strange books. In an inexplicable relationship with the late Frank Harris. He/him.
My fiancée, the sweetest thing. She's travelled all over the world and loved by all. And she's mine, all mine.
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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today's semi-random theater photo triptych!

birthday girl Lilia Skala, Jane Darwell, and Brenda Forbes in Suds in Your Eye (1944)
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
The Frank Chickens
Captain Beefheart
Sun Ra
Hawkwind
The Dooleys
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Ultravox
BB King
Jethro Tull
Whitesnake
OMD
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Tom Jones
Mud
Showaddywaddy
Beth Rowley
The Rolling Stones
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Odd coincidence, never even thought about Roblox but someone, presumably a kid, has today given my email as their parent's and in my inbox were two messages asking for permission for certain account privileges. By the power of doing nothing I of course refused the requests.
Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox
Every parent whose career has to do with online safety also bans Roblox.
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Kill, smash, bash, thrill, spill blood, fight, bite, scratch, scream, tear, spit, shout
TENT, TENT, TENT
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Who the fucking hell are Slipknot?
Who the fucking hell are Slipknot?
Who the fucking hell are Slipknot?
In relation to me getting out of bed?
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Just took refuge with a woman who turned out to be my sister but gave me a sword to kill her husband. Might shag her later.
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Network DVD's liquidated stock has finally surfaced here, giving you a chance to buy one of the greatest sitcoms of all time before all the copies are gone: futurenetwork.wales/product/nigh...
NIGHTINGALES: THE COMPLETE SERIES – Future Network
futurenetwork.wales
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Now listen, Anne: Starmer can chair a meeting. He can draft a minute. He can lead a team. He can hold a press conference. Unlike Paul."
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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AI cartoon (in terms of subject matter, it was made by me!) in The Big Issue
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
So I thought I'd get this to help me understand the Ring Cycle. So far, the gist is "nobody understands the Ring Cycle, Wagner just chucked in stuff from whatever he was reading at the time and never revised it to make it make sense". #GreatArt
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Last month marked the 30th anniversary of Coldcut’s Journeys by DJ: 70 Minutes of Madness, probably the greatest mix CD ever released. Am listening again and it’s an incredible piece of work and is still astonishingly contemporary 30 years later on.soundcloud.com/ps4Tq5I0Ji2Q...
070 - Coldcut ‎'70 Minutes Of Madness – Journeys By DJ (1995)
Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/theclassicmixcdseries Buy it here: www.discogs.com/marketplace?master_id=21043&ev=mb
soundcloud.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
You Won't Believe the Original Lyrics for "Horse With No Name"
What a world
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
November 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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#CandleSky

Dear Bluesky people who like candles,

At this time of year I like to burn a candle that smells of log fires, burning leaves and old libraries.

Can you recommend a candle that's cheaper than Dyptique Feu De Bois (below) but better than those shitty Etsy soy candles that smell of soap.
November 3, 2025 at 10:29 AM
My name is O Z Mandias, King of Rhymes
You think you're mighty? You're behind the times
Your words are wack, mine are de-bon-air,
When you listen to my works you WILL DESPAIR!
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! Would you like me to adjust the tone for you? I could rephrase it to sound more positive? Maybe replace “despair” with “be inspired”?
My name is Ozyrandiandias, the King of King's disgraced brother.
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
October 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Terrific interview with Sally Mann by the ever-enthusiastic Katy Hessel.

podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s...
Sally Mann
Podcast Episode · The Great Women Artists · 21/10/2025 · 51m
podcasts.apple.com
October 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
- can enter any room through the keyhole
- has the world's largest collection of fully inflated balloons
- rolls her own cigarettes
- has never been convicted for any of the murders
- smells like the inside of a hollow log
- scored the winning goal in the 1973 Fairs Cup final
- had a brief fling with John Holmes
- favourite film is Cannibal Holocaust
- says "pacific" instead of "specific"
- founding member of Throbbing Gristle
- Allergic to hands
- Wrote the last Conjuring movie
- Trained Ronnie Pickering
- Real name is “Merry Barry”
- Reads Infinite Jest one a month
October 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
This week, I have mostly been experimenting with frugality.
a man standing in front of a pile of tires with the words this week in yellow letters
Alt: Mark Williams as Jesse from the Fast Show.
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Spanish film idea. A woman sees her son wrongly imprisoned and immediately sets out to have him released. It's called Bye Juan, Get Juan Free.
October 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM