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Villanelle (Taylor's Version)

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Scream so that one day a hundred years from now another sister will not have to dry her tears wondering where in history she lost her voice. -Jasmin Kaur Screaming. Probably not drinking enough water. I have friends everywhere. she/her

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Villanelle (Taylor's Version) @villanelletv.bsky.social · Sep 3

"Fuck Ted Cruz"

-Green Day and pretty much everyone else

The words "Fuck Ted Cruz" displayed behind Green Day at one of the band's concerts

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Villanelle (Taylor's Version) @villanelletv.bsky.social · 38m

We need this. Polka version of Wood but about mushrooms or tree stumps

Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 9h

God I so badly need Weird Al to do a spoof of Swifts new album

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Dave Keating @davekeating.substack.com · 12h

Los Angeles has just declared a state of emergency.

Not because of wildfires. Not because of riots. But because of an invasion by federal government troops.

We can see where this is going.

Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids

Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.

abcnews.go.com

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Villanelle (Taylor's Version) @villanelletv.bsky.social · 1d

No ICE. No Kings. No protein powder. ✅️

Villanelle (Taylor's Version) @villanelletv.bsky.social · 1d

Living for The Onion to take over Infowars

a woman wearing glasses and a suit is making a please sign .

Alt: Liz Lemon is begging please can the Onion take over Infowars and Alex Jones end up a forgotten nobody who lives in agony surrounded by jars of his own urine

media.tenor.com

Villanelle (Taylor's Version) @villanelletv.bsky.social · 1d

I've never seen Daryle at any meetings, try again Andy!

Villanelle (Taylor's Version) @villanelletv.bsky.social · 1d

OMFG I'm watching this and losing my shit. Again, FUCK CBS AND PARAMOUNT.

Also, Bari Weiss fuck your word salads and FUCK THE FREE PRESS for questioning the Gaza genocide and putting trans families through hell among many other things - BLOCKED!!!

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 2d

This week’s main story is about Paramount’s decision to name Bari Weiss Editor-in-Chief of CBS News, the future of U.S. journalism, and why we think she shouldn’t describe her endeavors as “punk.” Bari, look at us: You are not punk. Joe Strummer would’ve hated your fancy Substack, Bari!

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 2d

Christopher ColumbAss

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Villanelle (Taylor's Version) @villanelletv.bsky.social · 2d

So I'm supposed to believe a Gaza "peace plan" involving Jared "Gaza is waterfront property" Kushner?

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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 4d

A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 4d

There is peace within you. Find it.

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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 4d

god you took the wrong 79 year old

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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 5d

Shit is so bad that the best American news of the week is that Dolly Parton didn't die.

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 5d

Protect the Portland frog at all costs 💪

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 6d

ICE getting tailed like it’s a heist movie. Chicago is turning the tables.

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Marcus Mauney @marcusmauney.bsky.social · 7d

Got her ass.

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Villanelle (Taylor's Version) @villanelletv.bsky.social · 6d

THIS IS CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED LMAO

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Jacob Soboroff @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social · 7d

Michigan Avenue right now.

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Villanelle (Taylor's Version) @villanelletv.bsky.social · 7d

Me and my trust issues:

1 - She DIDN'T read the bill (BBB)!

2 - Now that she found out that her own family might be impacted by cuts: SURPRISE! SHE CARES!

They do not care until it impacts them DIRECTLY. FAFO MARGE. Did you ever GAF about my family??

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 7d

Seriously, is this a trick? It’s everyday now.

Villanelle (Taylor's Version) @villanelletv.bsky.social · 7d

I'm so glad someone is finally speaking the truth about the shitty antifa benefits. The no dental thing always pissed me OFF

Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 7d

OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:

I am the General Counsel of Antifa.

Villanelle (Taylor's Version) @villanelletv.bsky.social · 7d

And whoever keeps heating up some weird fish and broccoli quinoa bullshit in the microwave, I will find you

Villanelle (Taylor's Version) @villanelletv.bsky.social · 7d

This from the dude who literally sent everyone home for early summer recess to avoid an Epstein vote GTFOH MIKE 😆

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d

Mike Johnson: "You can look at that video, play it back in slow mo, watch Ruben Gallego's body language. He's folding his arms. He's very uncomfortable because he's not telling you the truth. This doesn't have anything whatsoever to do with Epstein. They try to make everything about Epstein."

Villanelle (Taylor's Version) @villanelletv.bsky.social · 7d

HAPPY DOLLY PARTON IS OK DAY!!!

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Villanelle (Taylor's Version) @villanelletv.bsky.social · 7d

Me with a head cold, wearing a comfy sweater:

"This congestion will not stand, man."

*sips hot toddy* 😷

Marco Foster @marcofoster.bsky.social · 7d

Actor Jeff Bridges as The Dude: “ICE? Let’s get ICE off our streets and into our beverages man. This aggression will not stand. Let’s just abide, together. Now that’s just like, my opinion”

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 7d

The Dude has spoken:

"ICE? Let's get ICE off our streets and into our beverages. This aggression will not stand. Let's just abide together"

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 7d

I will not back down.

Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.

What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?

Donald Trump Truth Social Post: Chicago Mayor should be in jail for failing to protect Ice Officers! Governor Pritzker also.

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