Aoife “Fe” Baker
@vivaciousvandal.bsky.social
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Writer and Costume Designer. Trash panda. Inevitable fellow 2022. Story Incubator Lab fellow 2024. Repped by AE Jones. A lady and a gentlethem. Cooking for the unhoused: ko-fi.com/vivaciousvandalcooks
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I've sent this to my roomie; he's been looking for art like yours.
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Chicago got the sausage-based communion, Boston got the communion wine on lock.
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live footage of me in a chenille hooded shawl as I try to reach a page count after a loooong exhausting day.
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Of all the romance subgenres to make a bunch of movies based on, why did we go with angst romance?
Romcoms based on rom-coms could be huge! Cozy bakeries for witches are available! Hell, werewolves are right there! Firemen? Bikers? Aliens who need to repopulate their planet? ANYTHING but the crying!
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Huh. I would assume the Catholics were for ruling Boston and Chicago would blockade downtown with food trucks.
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Me: nothing could make me watch Succession
Me: okay, one thing…
A rumble conversation about melding all the different IP’s versions of Dracula’s children into one show where they are all annoyed siblings.
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My brand is niche but committed.
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(I came out to her the week I realized I was bi, when I was 15)

(the pants were really cute pale cargo pants with lots of pockets)
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Happy National Coming Out Day to the lovely fitting room attendant who was very surprised when I told my mother "I love these pants, they look so gay!" and she jokingly responded "What? You're GAY?" like this was my way of telling her.
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
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I prefer when she becomes a serial killer rather than a cop, but sure. I guess solving crimes works too.
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I have bought two pairs of leggings tonight that are a gift from the sapphic goddesses. If you see my ass this year: you're welcome.
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Texting from an iPhone with the data turned off actually
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(I was polite! I only thought this in my head!)

I needed a medium/small bottle of 30volume and 2-4 packs of bluing powder to get through the next few months. Permanent silver dye, bowl and brush, a post-dye treatment, semi-permanent color for my mom, and a curl product that I can’t remember the.
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nora.zone
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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Okay but there is a lot of wiggle room for hexes that run along the lines of “have the day that you deserve” and “may the energy you send out come back on you threefold.” In that case you’re doing the ETHICAL damage to yourself, I’m just doing the bit with the candles.
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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I mean I CAN do both those things, but I won’t.
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I was on a roll writing this week, meeting every daily page count and deadline… and then a glitch ate half a day’s work, and the sadness over the loss ate the next day’s.
I hate inertia.
It’s a bitch.
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