Aoife “Fe” Baker
@vivaciousvandal.bsky.social
Writer and Costume Designer. Trash panda. Inevitable fellow 2022. Story Incubator Lab fellow 2024. AFF semifinalist 2025. Repped by AE Jones. A lady and a gentlethem.
Cooking for the unhoused: ko-fi.com/vivaciousvandalcooks
Cooking for the unhoused: ko-fi.com/vivaciousvandalcooks
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen—
Le Tigre
Heart and Joan Jett
The Who
Guster (private concert on a roof)
Junior Senior
Le Tigre
Heart and Joan Jett
The Who
Guster (private concert on a roof)
Junior Senior
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen—
John Williams
Pete Townshend
They Might Be Giants
The B-52s
The Smithereens
John Williams
Pete Townshend
They Might Be Giants
The B-52s
The Smithereens
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen—
Le Tigre
Heart and Joan Jett
The Who
Guster (private concert on a roof)
Junior Senior
Le Tigre
Heart and Joan Jett
The Who
Guster (private concert on a roof)
Junior Senior
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how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
I’m having a mild allergic reaction to god-knows-what and though I need to be getting ready for work I just want to sleep it off instead.
Why, adulthood, why?
Why, adulthood, why?
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’m having a mild allergic reaction to god-knows-what and though I need to be getting ready for work I just want to sleep it off instead.
Why, adulthood, why?
Why, adulthood, why?
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Would you like help with that?
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Would you like help with that?
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Me: I need to own fewer clothes, I have every garment I could ever reasonably need to survive.
Also me: okay, but I definitely need to buy this wide-legged Rosie the Riveter chambray jumpsuit and wool floor-length Morticia Addams winter coat.
Also me: okay, but I definitely need to buy this wide-legged Rosie the Riveter chambray jumpsuit and wool floor-length Morticia Addams winter coat.
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Me: I need to own fewer clothes, I have every garment I could ever reasonably need to survive.
Also me: okay, but I definitely need to buy this wide-legged Rosie the Riveter chambray jumpsuit and wool floor-length Morticia Addams winter coat.
Also me: okay, but I definitely need to buy this wide-legged Rosie the Riveter chambray jumpsuit and wool floor-length Morticia Addams winter coat.
ugh...someone help me remember where this scene is from:
Someone who usually has their hair pulled back has let it down, and someone else is freaked out, probably very high (I don't remember). I think the hair-owner may have been male.
Someone who usually has their hair pulled back has let it down, and someone else is freaked out, probably very high (I don't remember). I think the hair-owner may have been male.
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
ugh...someone help me remember where this scene is from:
Someone who usually has their hair pulled back has let it down, and someone else is freaked out, probably very high (I don't remember). I think the hair-owner may have been male.
Someone who usually has their hair pulled back has let it down, and someone else is freaked out, probably very high (I don't remember). I think the hair-owner may have been male.
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Book Cover of the Day:
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Book Cover of the Day:
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Libraries pay for books. There are 17k public libraries in the US. 90k school libraries. If even a small percent of those each buy a book, that helps out considerably financially.
In Canada, libraries pay the author PER BORROW.
A lot of books on internet archives were stolen to begin with...
In Canada, libraries pay the author PER BORROW.
A lot of books on internet archives were stolen to begin with...
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Libraries pay for books. There are 17k public libraries in the US. 90k school libraries. If even a small percent of those each buy a book, that helps out considerably financially.
In Canada, libraries pay the author PER BORROW.
A lot of books on internet archives were stolen to begin with...
In Canada, libraries pay the author PER BORROW.
A lot of books on internet archives were stolen to begin with...
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I’m sorry that very cool people and institutions follow me, expecting a level of professionalism, which they sometimes get. Then other times it’s chickens. Then other times I’m threatening to beat a politician to death with a fake labubu. That’s my sushi conveyor belt of posts. You get what you get.
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I’m sorry that very cool people and institutions follow me, expecting a level of professionalism, which they sometimes get. Then other times it’s chickens. Then other times I’m threatening to beat a politician to death with a fake labubu. That’s my sushi conveyor belt of posts. You get what you get.
Don't worry, we have improved the suit by adding an evacuation tube so the excrement can be weaponized. The Titans will never see this coming.
Capricorn: You will discover the one fatal flaw in your giant mecha suit today when you realize you forgot to put in a toilet.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Don't worry, we have improved the suit by adding an evacuation tube so the excrement can be weaponized. The Titans will never see this coming.
Listening to a book series written by someone who may not actually know what words are. Any of them.
The first book had a description of a tattoo that was the diameter of a bicep.
That means it went through the muscle.
The first book had a description of a tattoo that was the diameter of a bicep.
That means it went through the muscle.
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Listening to a book series written by someone who may not actually know what words are. Any of them.
The first book had a description of a tattoo that was the diameter of a bicep.
That means it went through the muscle.
The first book had a description of a tattoo that was the diameter of a bicep.
That means it went through the muscle.
I'm as happy as anyone that there are so many great brushes and item packs to help comics artists these days, and yet...
Tell me you have no idea how garment closures work without telling me:
Tell me you have no idea how garment closures work without telling me:
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I'm as happy as anyone that there are so many great brushes and item packs to help comics artists these days, and yet...
Tell me you have no idea how garment closures work without telling me:
Tell me you have no idea how garment closures work without telling me:
I tried explaining to my factory coworker why I’ve been flying back and forth between LA and Maine and all I could come up with is “this is some seriously Hannah Montana shit.”
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I tried explaining to my factory coworker why I’ve been flying back and forth between LA and Maine and all I could come up with is “this is some seriously Hannah Montana shit.”
Copernicus has developed a new hobby of making biscuits like he’s nursing whenever there is a minky blanket around.
Apparently I’m going to have to buy him one in LA or he’ll miss his imaginary mother.
Apparently I’m going to have to buy him one in LA or he’ll miss his imaginary mother.
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Copernicus has developed a new hobby of making biscuits like he’s nursing whenever there is a minky blanket around.
Apparently I’m going to have to buy him one in LA or he’ll miss his imaginary mother.
Apparently I’m going to have to buy him one in LA or he’ll miss his imaginary mother.
I love manhua where the main character wakes up in a fantasy world and goes “I may have died of overwork, but what these nobles don’t know is my superpower: I AM KOREAN! I am going to study and defeat them all with the power of Library.”
No notes. Keep being perfect, you weird little isekeis.
No notes. Keep being perfect, you weird little isekeis.
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I love manhua where the main character wakes up in a fantasy world and goes “I may have died of overwork, but what these nobles don’t know is my superpower: I AM KOREAN! I am going to study and defeat them all with the power of Library.”
No notes. Keep being perfect, you weird little isekeis.
No notes. Keep being perfect, you weird little isekeis.
I need a gif from Zorro the Gay Blade of George Hamilton saying “in my BOOTSIES?!?” But apparently I can’t find it, so there’s Reno 911 instead.
And now I need a movie with Tom Lennon, George Hamilton, and Peter Dinklage doing some bizarre Wedding Crashers/Hot Tub Time Machine shenanigans together.
And now I need a movie with Tom Lennon, George Hamilton, and Peter Dinklage doing some bizarre Wedding Crashers/Hot Tub Time Machine shenanigans together.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I need a gif from Zorro the Gay Blade of George Hamilton saying “in my BOOTSIES?!?” But apparently I can’t find it, so there’s Reno 911 instead.
And now I need a movie with Tom Lennon, George Hamilton, and Peter Dinklage doing some bizarre Wedding Crashers/Hot Tub Time Machine shenanigans together.
And now I need a movie with Tom Lennon, George Hamilton, and Peter Dinklage doing some bizarre Wedding Crashers/Hot Tub Time Machine shenanigans together.
My mother refused to allow me to buy myself this nihilistic headband.
Sure, headbands are uncomfortable.
But so is existence.
Sure, headbands are uncomfortable.
But so is existence.
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My mother refused to allow me to buy myself this nihilistic headband.
Sure, headbands are uncomfortable.
But so is existence.
Sure, headbands are uncomfortable.
But so is existence.
If you ever play The Daily Burgle you’ll know that Sucker Punch and The ABCs of Death account for 80% of all words in all movies ever made.
watching Sucker Punch (2011) out of morbid curiosity
I feel like someone should have warned me this was a musical?
I feel like someone should have warned me this was a musical?
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If you ever play The Daily Burgle you’ll know that Sucker Punch and The ABCs of Death account for 80% of all words in all movies ever made.
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ARTISTS!
I need your help!
In collab. w/the Society for Integrative & Comparative Biology, I'm organizing a group of artists to come to our Jan. meeting! We're looking for artists to create based on what they learn at the conference. $1000 stipend.
Application is V short! forms.gle/ah1i8KwNJinZ...
I need your help!
In collab. w/the Society for Integrative & Comparative Biology, I'm organizing a group of artists to come to our Jan. meeting! We're looking for artists to create based on what they learn at the conference. $1000 stipend.
Application is V short! forms.gle/ah1i8KwNJinZ...
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
ARTISTS!
I need your help!
In collab. w/the Society for Integrative & Comparative Biology, I'm organizing a group of artists to come to our Jan. meeting! We're looking for artists to create based on what they learn at the conference. $1000 stipend.
Application is V short! forms.gle/ah1i8KwNJinZ...
I need your help!
In collab. w/the Society for Integrative & Comparative Biology, I'm organizing a group of artists to come to our Jan. meeting! We're looking for artists to create based on what they learn at the conference. $1000 stipend.
Application is V short! forms.gle/ah1i8KwNJinZ...
I’m about to watch the Shakespeare in the Park version of Twelfth Night, so prepare for screeching skeets.
If you’re on the eastern seaboard and you hear the sounds of a dying pterodactyl: don’t worry, I just want to make sweet love to all these characters.
If you’re on the eastern seaboard and you hear the sounds of a dying pterodactyl: don’t worry, I just want to make sweet love to all these characters.
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’m about to watch the Shakespeare in the Park version of Twelfth Night, so prepare for screeching skeets.
If you’re on the eastern seaboard and you hear the sounds of a dying pterodactyl: don’t worry, I just want to make sweet love to all these characters.
If you’re on the eastern seaboard and you hear the sounds of a dying pterodactyl: don’t worry, I just want to make sweet love to all these characters.
Arguing about what man would be more likely to die from being smothered in my cleavage.
Super normal conversation topics I DID NOT BRING UP.
Super normal conversation topics I DID NOT BRING UP.
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Arguing about what man would be more likely to die from being smothered in my cleavage.
Super normal conversation topics I DID NOT BRING UP.
Super normal conversation topics I DID NOT BRING UP.
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Alfred Hitchcock once helped his granddaughter write a college paper on SHADOW OF A DOUBT. His analysis of his own film earned her a C.
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Alfred Hitchcock once helped his granddaughter write a college paper on SHADOW OF A DOUBT. His analysis of his own film earned her a C.
Y’know what? Let’s just go with it. Having autism is rad. Let’s give everybody some autism vaccines.
Can we invent a new vaccine?
This one cures being-a-dick-who-likes-hierarchies-for-no-reason-itis.
Can we invent a new vaccine?
This one cures being-a-dick-who-likes-hierarchies-for-no-reason-itis.
HEADS UP: CDC website now officially asserts that vaccines may cause autism.“Studies supporting a link have been ignored by health authorities.” Also says the “vaccines do not cause autism” header remains b/c of an agreement with Cassidy.
November 20, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Y’know what? Let’s just go with it. Having autism is rad. Let’s give everybody some autism vaccines.
Can we invent a new vaccine?
This one cures being-a-dick-who-likes-hierarchies-for-no-reason-itis.
Can we invent a new vaccine?
This one cures being-a-dick-who-likes-hierarchies-for-no-reason-itis.