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Aoife “Fe” Baker

@vivaciousvandal.bsky.social

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Writer and Costume Designer. Trash panda. Inevitable fellow 2022. Story Incubator Lab fellow 2024. Repped by AE Jones. A lady and a gentlethem. Cooking for the unhoused: ko-fi.com/vivaciousvandalcooks

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 1d

23 and me. whats that, leonardo dicaprios dating app?

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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 7h

Lmao. Guy trying ice cream for the first time: “Ice cream is so slept on, all of America has been overlooking this dessert. You’re all so stupid to miss out.”

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 15h

1) every year we all get to vote on which classic story gets made into a muppet movie

2) every year you guys make that muppet movie

3) we will ALL go see every one of these

4) you will never not profit from this

5) why are we not doing things this way

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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 9h

a man is sitting in front of a window with a fork in his hand and says soon you will come to see things my way

ALT: a man is sitting in front of a window with a fork in his hand and says soon you will come to see things my way

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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 9h

Mask Chick Chicky Boom GIF

ALT: Mask Chick Chicky Boom GIF

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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 9h

The birthplace of so many words.

Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 9h

Since @gregmachlin.bsky.social isn’t the kind of friend who roasts you I have to do it for myself.

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Pat Wahler @patwahlerauthor.bsky.social · 1d

#booksky #writers #writing

Text: Good writing habit: use active voice. If the words sense any weakness at all, they'll rise up and seize control of the page, sowing chaos and death. Beware the words... -The Writer's Mysterium

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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 1d

I very much understand and also cry salty tears into my boring shirts.

Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 1d

It's been a year and I'm still thinking about this image. Would it be possible to order it on a shirt somewhere? I looked through your links and didn't see any options, but I'm interested.

Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 1d

Thoughts and prayers for my mom’s neighbors who are used to living next to an elderly Irish lady, now stuck with a chaotic bisexual gremlin drinking and dancing to Sergio Mendes and Robyn.

Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no, I’ve already shaved my head… Halloween is so soon…

Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 1d

I’m getting flashbacks from when I nannied. Reason 8 million for why I could never be a stay-at-home mum despite loving kiddos.
Kids are too hard! It’s 100% effort 100% time!

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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 1d

The chances of me getting myself arrested go from 5% to 80% if you put me in a squad car and then that car gets called to any kind of disturbance.
I am not built to mind my business. I am built to butt in and de-escalate, and I am ACAB to the bone.

Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 1d

I called the Portland Police today to see about scheduling a building tour for a script we’re writing (not copaganda, don’t worry) and the confused lady on the phone said maybe I could schedule a ride-along.
Reader, all my skin tried to crawl off my body in that moment.

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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 1d

I was so proud of myself and then looked at the list of all the things I was supposed to have accomplished this week. Ooof.
I still haven’t downloaded a dating app and I only have one more week before all my evenings will be for work.

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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 1d

I cooked THREE meals for my mother today (toasted bagel with cream cheese and coffee in bed, butternnut squash orzo for lunch, pulled pork and sauerkraut sliders for dinner). Then I did the grocery shopping after dropping her off at work, and now I’m generating pages.
Is this me parenting?

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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 1d

…sounds like a lie a congressional district would tell to stay in power and sentient

Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 1d

LIES! AI DEEPFAKE!
The real Greg put me in the stocks and threatened to hang me if I didn’t write 10 pages!
I pled for my life and my sentence was reduced to 9 pages.

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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 1d

People think because of my hair that I have Main Character Energy, but they have all forgotten the old ways. I have 90s movie Gay Best Friend Supporting Character Energy.
I am here to be sassy and provide comic relief when a sane person would shut the fuck up. I am not here to accomplish plot!

Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 1d

Joseph Campbell was really onto something there. I DO refuse the call!

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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve been pushing for this, but he just keeps redistricting and gerrymandering to stay in power! All of my other writing partners have found themselves in other zip codes!

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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 1d

I cheated. I didn’t like the first answer so I tried again… and again… and again.
I genuinely thought it was glitched for a minute there.

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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve got booze, caffeine, and candy. I am being cruelly forced to write at least 9 pages today (don’t ask @gregmachlin.bsky.social about it, bell falsify texts that make it look like I volunteered and that he suggested only 4 pages).
It is a perfect rainy day for writing.

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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 1d

The greatest laser show of any tour in history