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Vox Valentine

@voxvalentine.bsky.social

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she/her/it/its 🏳️‍⚧️. I'm over 18 and you should be too to follow me or read my posts. crew member/performer at https://thecoffin.club happily plural and not quite human.

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Vox Valentine @voxvalentine.bsky.social · Dec 2

"surely her posts get better"
ha ha.
nooooo.

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 11h

HOW I LONG TO HUG YOU WITH MY NEW HUGE MUSCLES.

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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 1h

good date see theyre having fun everythings fine

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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 1h

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 6h

Kani Bucho, an office boss with an entire crab for a head, is the mascot for Yokobiki, a company that makes metal roller shutters for store windows.

A mascot in a blue suit with a red crab for a head enters a building.

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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 7h

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gobbsy @gobbsy.bsky.social · Mar 14

Goblin Hatsune Miku! ...Gobmiku?

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Ion @violetmagician.bsky.social · 5d

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Vox Valentine @voxvalentine.bsky.social · 2h

rebutted in five seconds by White Pharaoh color comparison.

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🎃trash🎃 @dollarpbr.gay · 8h

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Samuel Pepys @samuelpepys.bsky.social · 5h

So to supper, but my mind is so full of our business that I am no company at all, and then their drink do not please me, till I did send to Goody Stanks for some of her’s which is very small and fresh, with a little taste of wormewood, which ever after did please me very well.

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✖︎ ⏝ ✖︎ 🌾 @sundaygoulash.bsky.social · 17h

someone should give me and my buddies a million dollars to do screamo

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VGJunk @vgjunk.bsky.social · 6h

This should be mandatory for all products.

Lego advertising stating "includes a cute bat for extra fun."

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awwchang @awwchang.dog · 10h

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

"The hills have eyes" is a cautionary tale about having some stuff

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HerRoyalBOO👻bies @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 7h

I read Peter Thiel’s essay on Alan Moore’s Watchmen and it unquestionably proves that piss poor media literacy is foundational to this recent rise of fascism.

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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 3h

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 12

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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 2d

Frame #7050 from S06 -E26 - Lotus Root-629309

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earth wind and spiders @yuzupool.bsky.social · 3h

you gotta kick that gym leader's BUTT

Meow🧡💜💖🖤 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 19h

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No Context GameCenter CX 🕹️ @nocontextgccx.bsky.social · 8d

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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 2h

Overheard this same kid telling himself "There are people who aren't as fast as you. You have to be patient with them." Further evidence that he's a young hero in training.

Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · May 21

There's a kid in my neighborhood who is always running. Yesterday I saw him stop, pull out a tiny bound notebook, open to the center and quickly scan the contents with a look of deep contemplation. He tapped the page with the back of his hand, said "Yes. Become stronger," and broke back into a run

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rexalogy @rexalogy.bsky.social · 3h

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The Asheville Blade @avlblade.bsky.social · 10h

As the Salvation Army's enabling of ICE is drawing more attention to them, read our piece on their long record of anti-queer/trans hatred, classism and abuse of the poor.

@davidforbes.bsky.social wrote this when Asheville city hall gave the SA over $1 million. ashevilleblade.com?p=4827 #avlnews

No salvation |

ashevilleblade.com

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 6h

The baby is delighted by the bright colors and spritely editing of Coralie Fargeat's THE SUBSTANCE

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 5h

IMHO the bit at the end where Don sits weeping next to Oyster's deathbed is THE scene of the Golden Age of Television. It should feel cheap but it doesn't!

michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · May 27

The SCDP offices are thrown into chaos by a visit from Cooper's old college roommate, a garrulous African Grey Parrot named Oyster. Don recalls a time in childhood when another parrot taught him a valuable lesson. Pete is still missing, and Betty begins talking back to the voices in the kitchen sink

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 7h

Babygirl you are so offputting and abrasive and clearly have at least one personality disorder. I’m thinking I’ll develop a crush on you that, god willing, will go absolutely nowhere

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