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Vox Valentine
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she/her/it/its 🏳️‍⚧️. I'm over 18 and you should be too to follow me or read my posts. crew member/performer at https://thecoffin.club happily plural and not quite human.
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Vox Valentine @voxvalentine.bsky.social · Oct 21
#OVER/UNDER

havin' a normal one. things are going great.
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begemot.bsky.social
I felt compelled
A series of screenshots from Arrested Development where Lucille Bluth's head has been cruedly replaced with Kreia from Knights of the Old Republic 2. Subtitles read: "If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong." "I love all my disciples equally." Earlier that day... "I don't care for Sion."
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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wilburwurthless.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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dougexeter.bsky.social
heck the only tariff im worried about is if my pants tariff i eat too much dang turkey!!!
November 26, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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headfallsoff.com
naruto villain: now that i’ve finally killed 10,000 babies i can combine my genocide jutsu with my racism eye and create a super racist genocide no jutsu!!!!!!

naruto villain after his backstory flashback: i need a hug. i’m sad. i didn’t mean it. i’m a wittle guy. i’m sorry
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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big-iron.bsky.social
Robin Hood in his animated fox incarnation at a window like the sickos meme saying "Yes...ha ha oo-de-LALLY!"
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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gregstolze.bsky.social
2013 LINEHAM: I might go terf.

NORMAL FOLX: Or you could mind your business and let people be.

LINEHAM: What's the worst that could happen?

2023 LINEHAM: Well, my wife left and I'm broke.

EARLY 2025 LINEHAM: Well, I've been arrested.

LATE 2025 LINEHAM:
jessothomson.co.uk Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 6h
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
A few hours later, he sends me an example of how he’s been using AI. It’s a “hidden role deduction” game he’s working on. At the top is the prompt he put into ChatGPT: “You are five blind lesbian adventurers out for a good night out. Slaying dragons and whatnot. But one of your number is a hulking great troll pretending to be a woman. Find the troll lesbian and then devise an amusing punishment without giving him an erection.
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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queerops.facehug.me
happy turkey day
the "not what I'm called" meme, with a Tachikoma being mistakenly called a Turkeycoma
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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kimmymonte.bsky.social
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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koyorin.bsky.social
weapon nun // scythe
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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mothsprout.bsky.social
Coffee Creature (2020)
October 23, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
a beautiful woman lies tantalizingly on a bed, she says “HEY BABY ARE YOU READY TO SMOOCH” i say “HELLS YEAH BABY LEMME GET HARD REAL QUICK” and pull out a laptop suddenly a variety of BANGs and CRASHES play from the computer “SORRY I CAN ONLY GET HARD FOR PORN OF POTS AND PANS DOING IT” i say ITS SERIOUSLY FUCKED LIKE THIS IS THE REALITY OF MY LIFE THIS IS GENUINELY DEBILITATING END
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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buppy.kindboys.online
🔮 when ur being mean to buppy this is who ur being mean to
drawn picture of a transsexual dog on his knees in front of a red dog bowl labelled “buppy” with a big spiked red collar and broken hearts floating around his head
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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winonaparadise.bsky.social
one goku vs frieza 4k upscaled fight compilation after another
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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critnuke.bsky.social
I realized I finally get to draw this, ty to everyone who sent well wishes :)

I'll fix it up and make it actually good later or something I'm too tired rn
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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mahoganytooth.bsky.social
Good afternoon ying nation
A picture of a discord conversation between Kassen Atoll and Lopin Kass, looking neutral but alert: You genuinely GENUINELY Piss me off Lopin, looking blank faced and happy: I ate some cookies today and had some lemonade Kass, looking completely enraged: Are you TWELVE Lopin, still looking blissfully unaware and happy: And then I played some video games
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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nitishpahwa.com
remember, folks,
This Thanksgiving remember the cranberry sauce, but forget the Marijuana. Terry was convinced to take a "toke" of a joint with his friend "just to relax". Immediately after, Terry killed his friend who had given him the marijuana in a murderous craze. Not so safe, is it? Marijuana. Not Even Once. Ad Council
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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ztul.bsky.social
Still of a video wherein a woman chloroforms a man with the caption "chloro trap for kind men" and tagged #chloro #chloroformed #chloroformed men
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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helabella.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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virtuware.bsky.social
weaponize me
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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fleshatronach.bsky.social
🍽️
orange cat (or tiger;) holding utensils aloft about to dig into a stargazy pie meal ;; the background is yellow with various scribbley paintings decorating the scene
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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wmute0.bsky.social
#SIGNALIS
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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thelen0.bsky.social
A loaded fucking gun against you
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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boboispost.ing
Would a nutjob do *this*? (proceeds to have an affair with my phone’s autocorrect)
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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rattleplank.bsky.social
Jump in puddles.
Tomorrow that water will be a cloud but now’s your chance to kick it while it’s down.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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psudonym.bsky.social
"It's flat..."
a woman is holding a cutting board with a flat turkey on it
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM