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Greg Stolze
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Metafictive anti-realist, apparently. 1/3 of LUDONARRATIVE DISSIDENTS. You can get a ton of free fiction I got paid to write from www.gregstolze.com.

I strive for a language that rich people who don’t dream can’t comprehend.
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I’m fine, so long as i don’t think about any one thing for longer than 30 seconds. That’s healthy, right? This is normal
February 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Oh, and let me reiterate that these cool #fantasy novellas are by my hand solely, no Grok, no ChatGPT, none of that crap ever.
He plays a major role in AGAINST THE SILVER SLAVERS, which is funding now and for the next six days.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/gre...

I’d really love to get to 100 backers. Wanna be one? You can get a real deal on the whole course of novellas, which concern not only wizards…

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Against the Silver Slavers
The next fantasy novella in Greg Stolze's beloved Borzhu cycle.
www.kickstarter.com
February 18, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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I've been reading these stories and enjoying them. Take a look at this thread and see if your interest is piqued.
OK, lemme tell you about the #fantasy setting in which I’m currently working.

The way magic works is, it’s powered by FEEEEELINGS.

But it’s not nearly as twee as you might think.

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February 18, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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oh no, i'm *far* too busy and rich to do that myself. i hired someone to shit my pants for me. oh, winston ?
February 18, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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If you're a publicly traded institutional firm that wants stability and profit margins rather than prima nocta over your employee's wives, social democracy rocks.
February 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
OK, lemme tell you about the #fantasy setting in which I’m currently working.

The way magic works is, it’s powered by FEEEEELINGS.

But it’s not nearly as twee as you might think.

1/
February 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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Wow.
February 17, 2026 at 3:59 AM
This but jujitsu.

I mean, YES, I have a bias, but also (1) I truly believe knowing how to fall unhurt is a VERY VALUABLE SKILL and (2) grappling matters.
in this month's sports column! I advocate for the creation of Universal Basic Karate: observer.co.uk/news/columni...
February 17, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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Slightly refurbished our FAQ/primer about tabletop role-playing.

This was done yonks ago. Mostly by asking @levikornelsen.bsky.social and @gregstolze.bsky.social on @rpg.net if I could pretty please use their existing material.

Then the rise of #TTRPG play videos made this FAQ less useful.
Introduction to tabletop role-playing games - Writeups.org primer
Primer / quick explanation / guide to tabletop role-playing games such as Dungeons and Dragons. Short, to the point, example-based.
www.writeups.org
February 17, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all
February 17, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Who was it said, "Fascism has already been defeated in the marketplace of ideas -- primarily the idea of the B-29 Superfortress"?
February 17, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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I literally saw a post two weeks back in which a guy with two jobs was flagellating himself because he was short on rent, lamenting that had he donated plasma more, maybe his rent would be on time. This system is deeply fucked. Earth is a pleasure cruise for 1000 people and we're all just the staff.
Is this the “golden age” economy we’ve heard so much about?

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
February 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Hoo boy, just listened to BLACK LOTUS…

megaphone.link/TWRS1762991673

…on THE WRONG STATION. It’s a rough ride, but very well executed. If you want gender-squick body horror, this is your huckleberry.
166 - Black Lotus by Wrong Station
megaphone.link
February 16, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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Epstein got away with all of this in part because there were whole structures in place to facilitate what he was doing. He did not invent them. He just knew how to work them.
February 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
...I think I've reached the 10-year anniversary of the last time I felt well-rested.
February 16, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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when a creep is staring at me on the subway I usually don't have to worry about whether he's also uploading the footage to "sexy uncomfortable subway girls who don't know they're being recorded dot com" you feel me
February 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
EIGHT

DAYS

LEFT!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/gre...

To get in on this cool #fantasy novella and, if you like, a number of other equally cool ones!
Against the Silver Slavers
The next fantasy novella in Greg Stolze's beloved Borzhu cycle.
www.kickstarter.com
February 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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When Dorothesha from Brooklyn journeys to Oz 🤣
February 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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A romance cartoon for the @theguardian.com
February 15, 2026 at 10:30 AM
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Southcom strikes which illegally kill people on boats in the Carribean that three months ago elicited shocked headlines in US news media are now being reported in low priority spaces buried deep in news outlet websites.

Normalisation of what are in effect US military death squads.
February 15, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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Got caught up in a romance scam. Second date, the scammers sent a different girl but I was so desperate for the company I went along with it.
February 15, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Thread.
The AI bros (who clearly don't understand AI) in the comments are hilarious. "ask stupid questions, get stupid answers". LLMs have no concept of how intelligent a question is, and they certainly were not designed to deliberately give stupid responses if they deem your question too stupid. 1/?
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
February 15, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible
February 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM