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「Behemoth」
@begemot.bsky.social
Web designer/developer | A huge nerd | He/him | Stuck in a fish dream....

Currently playing: Final Fantasy Tactics https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdv86VVWVAjZzO_Se1UKRE8h7eDYZ1v-0
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This storm looks really serious. Do your grocery run tomorrow and stay off the roads on the weekend if you can. If trees come down people may be without power in frigid temps. Check on your neighbors.

The weather people at work are on edge about this one.
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?

boy (gloomily): no sir
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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i love conflict avoidance, and if YOU think conflict avoidance is bad then yeah maybe you're right!!

www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
January 21, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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truth nuke................
January 21, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Any time there's some sort of Weather Event going on, it never touches the part of the country I'm in

Thank god for the cascade mountains :V
I'm not a young man. I've been watching the weather for 50+ years. This may be the most significant winter storm I've seen.
January 21, 2026 at 6:17 AM
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Harrgh!
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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There's an old saying from Ron Paul - I know it's in Lenin, probably in Ron Paul - that says there are decades where weeks...uh... and there are weeks where, uh...it's happening
January 21, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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Every time there’s slightly irregular news from the White House.
January 21, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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completely unironically, this is how we'll know
Everyone in his inner circle would be insider trading trading on his death on Kalshi before turning the plane around
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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holy shit the grink predates christ
imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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this town is full of weird horny freaks
I am watching Twin Peaks.
January 21, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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meanwhile Patty Murray's over there negotiating MORE money for ICE
This poll shows that 74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting getting rid of the agency.

Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
YouGov poll - In the future, would you support or oppose...

Eliminating ICE as a federal agency?
Support 42%
Oppose 45%

Reducing ICE’s size and funding
Support 48%
Oppose 37%

d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/IC...
January 21, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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im going through my old tweets sorry
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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1. In a major victory, Democrats have managed to get all anti-trans riders stripped from the final appropriations bills.

This includes HHS and Ed, which had the worst provisions in congressional history.

If it passes, it will be a big win for 2026.

Subscribe to support our journalism.
Democrats Successfully Strip All Anti-Trans Riders From Final Appropriations Bills
The HHS and Education bills once contained the most sweeping anti-trans provisions in congressional history. Now they contain none.
www.erininthemorning.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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“_____ doesn’t advance the plot” is one of the most internet-brained, empty criticisms one can offer.

Something can be important to the story without being a plot domino.

“Plot” is a mere sequence of events while “story” is the totality of the mechanical, thematic and emotional experience.
“sex scenes don’t even advance the plot!!”

i dunno dude the plot said these people were gonna fuck
January 21, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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chatbot companies have colonized goatse

velvetshark.com/ai-company-l...
January 21, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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paying a shitload of taxes this year, but at least it will be used for

[checking notes]

ah geeze...

[holding earpiece]

oh no, nonono
January 21, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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i have never wanted anything as hard as i now want to smoke the dial-up noise
"Body mods as easily obtainable as getting your ears pierced at Claries" would also have been neat. Like get your body mods from someone named Stryker around back of the corner noodle store, then go out into the neon apocalypse to like, idk be a detective who smokes dial-up noises.
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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this game has the best box art
January 21, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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Found what might be my favorite post on this entire website.
It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.
January 21, 2026 at 1:34 AM