「Behemoth」
@begemot.bsky.social
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Web designer/developer | A huge nerd | He/him | Stuck in a fish dream.... Currently playing: Final Fantasy Tactics https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdv86VVWVAjZzO_Se1UKRE8h7eDYZ1v-0
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wanda.bsky.social
I’m not going to Mastodon lol. I would be better off carving my posts into a tree stump. Follow me at The Stump
begemot.bsky.social
I only did a little bit of grinding in chapter 1, the fights aren't that hard

Chapter 2 though uhhhh a bit more :V
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littletunny.bsky.social
The only kind of climate change I can approve of 😌
Two big red cats circle a terrified hog encased in ice. The cat's tails are flames and melt the ice partially, exposing some pig butt and giving it a singe. "Uh-oh Step-Pig, I'm Stuck...!" ok I made the joke for you so you don't have to. Hot ham smoke emits from the pig and spells "BECOME AN" and melted ice on the bottom spells "ICE-FREE ZONE"
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paulconstant.com
One of the things we have to do is require police officers to wear slightly doofy uniforms again. Powder blue, short sleeves, conductor’s hats, dress shoes, stripes down the legs. It won’t solve everything, but dressing like a mass murderer causes more mental harm than you’d think, too.
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shakespeare.lol
Would I could find a fine frog!
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jondoesnotexist.bsky.social
“Everyone who is rich enough or close enough to reactionary politics is effectively in a cult with beliefs loonier than the median Heaven’s Gate member” is a relatively straightforward description of the current moment. I don’t know how we live like this
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
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jon.gvg.io
When will graphics get better than this
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hourlywah.bsky.social
#hourly #wah https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/wahs/photo_1182@26-04-2019_07-33-51.jpg
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fussybabybit.ch
This the kinda shit people say to me in the smoking zone outside the gay bar
Baroque screenshot of a floating green skirt girl in a dark dungeon telling you "You were extracted from our soul. We are insane. It's your fault we became insane." Same girl as before but now she is saying "You want to cut me? That's fine. You probably want to kill me, right? Then kill me. If you killed me, I think I'd be glad."
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rangedtouch.bsky.social
SHELVED BY GENRE has completed the second half of THE SAGA OF THE SWAMP THING, in which Alan Moore & Co expand the character's mythology, making some truly baffling and ill-advised choices but also giving us some of the coolest-looking Swamp Things ever put on paper. rangedtouch.com/2025/10/10/s...
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isibb.bsky.social
Thinking about that time I got quoted in the National Review about Bari Weiss
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spacetwinks.bsky.social
putting in 70 hours a week and i'm still at the bottom of the escaping samsara leaderboards, what the fuck
jfruh.bsky.social
”im addicted to this Buddhism game” —things someone who is good at buddhism would say???
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jfruh.bsky.social
”im addicted to this Buddhism game” —things someone who is good at buddhism would say???
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colindickey.com
[Me, a poor, on the subway, glowering jealously at all those fat cat, fancy pants rich people on the public bus]
Andrew Cuomo tweet:

@ZohranKMamdani's "plan" provides no relief for working families who take the subway, and unnecessary benefits to wealthy New Yorkers who take the bus and can afford the fare.

I focus on working families, while @ZohranKMamdani the mansion boy focuses on helping the rich.
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skaspec.yuri.agency
Thinking about this sticky note doodle i did a few years ago at my old job
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silenttakedown.bsky.social
Snake, 12 hours ago rogue immigration agents, aided by mercenaries, seized control of "Mountain Home." They have hostages, including the head of a major social media network and a Qatari prince. They demand $50 billion and the remains of Hulk Hogan, or they threaten to launch a nuclear attack.
atrupar.com
Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."
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grantthethief.bsky.social
I’m sorry this is just the Marvel Rivals roster
garyerskine.bsky.social
PSA: A reminder that Margot Robbie, Emma Stone, Samara Weaving, Jaime Pressly, Jaime Mackey and Jaime King are actually six different people