Kudos on the open-minded episode! I would have liked to have heard a conservative endorsing immigration (or even accepting its necessity) because I feel like they’re able to reap the rewards of being “anti-immigration” and earning the votes of every xenophobe when they know we need immigrants.

Kevin bacon x 1.5 = Joel McHale

Late night search

If elon gave me a million dollars I’d literally never say anything mean about him again- just putting it out there

Gene Simmons is to music as Steven Seagal is to acting 🤯

Who is this Marty R. guy and why do people have a complex about being like him?

In my hands is my new PlayStation 2. Ken Kutaragi is smiling at me. Everybody in the Best Buy is smiling.

I take off my PS VR headset. I am back in the automated senior care facility. Nobody has visited me for 12 years. I put the headset back on.

I hold my PlayStation. I am smiling, too.

I never thought I’d see a LITERAL EMBODIMENT of “all the worlds problems could be solved by more people going to therapy” and then:

Ok I’m pretty sure this is the final harbinger of the dark times, I’m ready, we deserve it

Many have riffed on the tradition of using playing cards to help troops recognize the enemy. While social media accounts selling “Gaza’s Most Wanted” and “Covid's Most Wanted” cards remain online, a user selling “Most Wanted CEO” cards was quickly banned.

@fordnation.bsky.social (I know you’re a spoof account, but the resemblance is uncanny)

Every Canadian that thinks #axethetax is a good idea is a fucking moron- climate change is real and we need to confront it, taxes are inevitable learn to handle your finances and grow up.

Ok 15 seconds ago Golden Wipeout occurred to and now all I want from the universe is seniors doing the wipeout course

Please universe 🙏

Anybody login because you have new follower notifications and not get to them for 20+ minutes because you get caught up scrolling the TL?

Still relishing how this feels like pre-leon twitter

Throwback to when I got an slr body (F100) that could take advantage of my dslr lenses autofocus #nikon #filmphotography

I’m really curious how much the ads paid creators- could it be the creators determined they would make approximately the same amount up front and lose the theoretical dollars they might get from affiliate codes?

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

A class-solidarity, high-brow chef who cooks the rich into charming and delicious meals for those without socioeconomic means.

Gordon Ramsay Hood

“He cooks of the rich and feeds the poor!”

*grammar prescriptivists* excuse me i believe you mean to say "wu-tang clan is not anything with which to fuck"

So many pornbots follow me without solicitation. What do they know about me that I don’t? When do I understand my appeal to them?

Time for candy cane ice cream.

This feels like the real-life version of my embarrassment in middle school- thank Christ I’m relatively poor so only like 20 kids knew how humiliating I was:

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