Weftage
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Weftage
@weftage.bsky.social
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Resident of USA, Oregon, Portland (which has not, in fact, burned to the ground, despite what you may have been told.)
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Roy's wife: <takes out broom, sweeps Roy under rug, nails edges of rug to floor>
I may save this and just post it in reply to all the Online Leftists screaming at Jeffries & Schumer to DO SOMETHING™️

"Hey, guys, look at the company you keep! Are you OK with that?" & see if it would penetrate the cement at all
No, see, they only matter when you can manage to attribute them to US perfidy (using whatever pretzel logic is required), especially if you can somehow blame Hillary Clinton or Joe Biden or Kamala Harris
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Contra the film, science is not a closed network of self-interested scroungers scared of being challenged, who try to block others. That is a Trumpian conspiracy that encourages the likes of anti-vaxxing & climate change denial. The Lost King is an anti-science myth 11/15
This definitively PROVES Bluesky is dying, it's just dying upward
It's 19:30 PDT and completely dark. It feels like the middle of the night. I'm SO looking forward to the time change on Sunday, when I will be even more disoriented 😑
They go to a special school for that
And perhaps a fourth class: Those who will neither hide nor hunt her, but won't turn her in and will quietly hinder the hunters.
"Democrat" leadership, uh huh

This here is the usual DARVO: Deny, Attack, and Reverse Victim & Offender
And that's assuming Take Yapper's kids actually talk to him, and that his report here is accurate, not just some casual remark that got filtered through his personal GenAI telephone game.
Or the mirror image: You know you're going to be 'rated for ANY decision you make. So you short-circuit that by rushing to take the first choice that's offered, without bothering to gather info or consider if it's right for you. After all, what difference will it make, right?
But it sounds exactly like *I* hoped it would.

🎶Zing zing zing zing doodle doodle zing zing doodle zing🎶
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BBC: "It's understood that Prince Andrew will move to a property on the private Sandringham estate in Norfolk. It will be privately funded by the King."
www.bbc.com/news/live/cn...
Andrew stripped of 'prince' title and will move out of Royal Lodge
He will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor - Buckingham Palace says
www.bbc.com
👀 We will put this in the dictionary next to the entry "Surgical Strike"
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Sir.

Without candy corns, i could not do THIS:

IMMA VAMPIRE
IMMA VAMPIRE
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Si usted o alguien que conoce necesita ayuda alimentaria, encuentre recursos cerca de usted en OregonFoodBank.org/ESP.
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Oregon Food Bank Statement on Governor Kotek’s Food Emergency Declaration. Oregon Food Bank supports Governor Tina Kotek’s declaration of a statewide food emergency. Read the full press release and learn how YOU can help at OregonFoodBank.org/Gov-Declaration.
Oregon Food Bank Statement on Governor Kotek's Food Emergency Declaration
At Oregon Food Bank, we believe that food and health are basic human rights for all. We know that hunger is not just an individual...
oregonfoodbank.org
He *is* wearing a shirt, at least, though it doesn't ap-pear to be a T, eh
I have a stand-alone house. The range hood fan is powerful, but it's no match for certain immutable air pathways. The kitchen likes to share its cooking odors with a particular bedroom that is at the other end of the house. 🤷‍♀️
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REMINDER: The Nov. 4, 2025, Special Election is next Tuesday.

📣This election includes just two ballot measures: one for the City of Portland and one for the Lake Oswego School District.
📣Voters who live in the City of Portland or Lake Oswego School District will receive ballots.
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Let’s talk voting!

Voting is overwhelming. It’s overwhelming to figure out where to vote and when, it’s overwhelming to figure out how to vote on each race and ballot measure. It’s overwhelming to make sure you’re filling out your ballot (or envelope) properly.
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This article is an infomercial for a PAC called "Welcome" which does not represent the Democratic Party. Note the dishonest placing of the large photo of Chuck Schumer, who is not involved and is not mentioned in the article at all.

If you base any decisions on this article, you're being gulled.
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To find resources, including community meal programs and food banks near you, visit oregon.gov/odhs/food/pages/default.aspx or the link in my bio.
Hear now my bitter lamentations against the format of these wretched PowerPoint slides