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@whimsyqu33n.bsky.social

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remember when robocop shot that guy in the dick

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 11d

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Selfie of me sitting in my car. I have bright red wavy hair. Im smiling. My hand is up next to my head. Im wearing a spider dress that shows just a stupidly large amount of cleavage.

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Crypt🎃-Z🧿🧿l໐gᴉcal Dis🪓ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 11h

"Trump administration moves to ruin everything" there that's your headline, send me a summary once a month

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 11h

we used to give reba a gun

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 12h

We used to have proper movies

Screencap from the movie Tremors showing the Gummers wielding rifles in front of their giant wall of guns

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 12h

for every single bad thing happening right now, you can look into the past and see Ronald Reagan lining the 'slip-n-slide of bad decisions for society' with lube and vegetable oil.
He also placed a boulder at the end for us all to smash into and break our necks.

thank you, Ronald Reagan

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 14h

I'm sorry, you want me to WHAT on Eileen??????

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not trapped in here with you
you're also not trapped in here with me
the door is not locked. or even shut

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not trapped in here with you
you're also not trapped in here with me
the door is not locked. or even shut

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 1d

-ride the lightning playing in the background-

Selfie of me. I have long red hair that I curled. Im smiling and wearing a GWAR shirt.

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 1d

well i for one, can't get a good night's sleep without my ethereal breathing snake-worm

whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 1d

"So there's an app you can download where you-"

look, im gonna stop you right there. i would rather get my face sewn to the carpet than download another godforsaken phone app.

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 12d

just saw a comment on a video where a guy was holding his straw while he was drinking out of his glass ans implied he was gay because he was holding the straw.

fellas is it gay to hold straws??

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 6d

an air mattress is surprisingly good for missionary, who knew!

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 2d

when people say "veg" instead of "vegetable," does it give anyone else this like visceral urge to get violent, or is that just me

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 1d

the worst thing about my partner being sick, other than him suffering, is that I can't kiss my gotdang pookie 😓💀

whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 1d

it's just you
me
and this entire sleeve of oreos
we've got it made

whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 1d

-ride the lightning playing in the background-

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 2d

done with my shift at the bad place

Photos of demons with a text bubble that says "dont have to go back to hell til Saturday"

whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 2d

That also gets me just as bad. Just SAY VEGETABLES

whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 2d

I think that's why it sends me into violent distress.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 2d

It makes me think they’re trying to be British, which ultimately gets me to the same place.

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 2d

when people say "veg" instead of "vegetable," does it give anyone else this like visceral urge to get violent, or is that just me

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 2d

Like, im here by myself. Not even one of the managers responded. What if I was a fucking dick and decided I had had enough and just left?? What then?

whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 2d

I'll definitely remember the time when literally nobody responded to me in the work group chat about me needing to go home because I have a fever. I'll especially be remembering it when somebody needs a shift covered.

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 2d

somebody just came in and asked if we could put propane in their gas tank

...like girl no??? what??

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 2d

"What kind of gas station doesn't have a fountain machine. I need ice in my cup! We're from Kansas, and all the gas stations there have fountain machines. "

Better go back to Kansas then, huh

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 2d

"I'll take the winning lottery ticket please ☝️🤓"

sir i will get a gun

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