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Wilder Newyear

@wildernewyear.bsky.social

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He/Him. Everyone's seventh or eighth favorite Waukegan resident. I do something with business software for a living, and like to pretend I'm a voice actor too. Expect Wrestling, Magic: the Gathering, and Chicago Sports. I'm not the Thai BL Drama actor

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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 15m

It's weird to think they had a functioning 2-player MOBA on the PS1, but they did and frankly more MOBAs should have taken after it rather than DOTA.

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 5h

A reminder you are under no obligation to listen to anything Mr. Rahm "Black Site Torture Facility" Emanuel ever says.

Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 5h

Mr. Political Instincts over here with the dumbest imaginable attempt at moderation on trans rights. You can't say that you'll protect LGBT policy while affirming bigotry in the next breath.

This doesn't appeal to the right, angers the left and reveals you as a worm to absolutely everyone.

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 5h

Well yeah. What do you think you get pinged with every time Niv Mizzet draws a card?

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 7h

Don't let the name fool you, this is the biggest open Food Bank in Waukegan.
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"Thanks for donating $26.01 USD to Christian Outreach of Lutherans. You've donated [REDACTED] so far this year. See how many causes you supported."

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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 8h

It is still odd in the year 2025 to hear "They were playing... The Bulls, so they weren't exactly favored". Especially when those Bulls are still down a starter.

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 18h

If I'm not online for the next few days, just know it was because I ripped ass in a Cabaretti nightclub last night and Jetmir has a hit on me. Worth.

Henn, known robot kisser @iwriterobots.com · 22h

Everyone should post like they're a planeswalker. I think it would be silly.

A screenshot of a tweet that has been edited. It reads, "Tweet like Planeswalkers were real"

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 22h

Well, if Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that psychics are weak to ghosts and bugs. Now, getting a medium on short notice might be tough, but throwing ants on the psychic has worked for me in the past.

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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 1d

Personally, I've never seen ATLA all the way through, so I can only assume Uncle Iroh was part of the sickest Polka band across the 4 nations.

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 1d

The generation that had both Homestar Runner and Homestuck has no leg to stand on in this argument.

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 1d

Fun fact: Though the Goofer counter does measure Goofs, it's actually named after its inventor: Hercule Goofér

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 1d

Hey Jon, I'm doing some research about power consumption across the nation. We would like it if you could help us with our work. Would you kindly take a moment and see if your refrigerator is running at this moment?

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 1d

Just rolled credits earlier today. Zero regrets.

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 2d

If nothing else, a catalogue of David "Hot Pockets" Leavitt's work needs to be in order.

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 2d

The cover to the novel "Test of Metal: A Planeswalker Novel" by Matthew Stover

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 2d

Dominos meme
White Sox fan forced to accept Cubs jersey

Assyrian bishops refuse to condemn Nestorius's 431 challenge to the use of the title Theotokos ('Bearer of God'") for Mary.

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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 2d

The Chicago Bulls are 3-0 so far on the season, with wins over Orlando and Atlanta. They're on pace to dominate the Play-In tournament this season. #NBA

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 3d

We believe in you. You have the power to defeat The Corporation.

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 3d

Double fackin' hell. Get some rest, hope it'll be better this afternoon.

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 4d

Why are you asking? You a cop?

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 4d

I think I need to get this printed and framed so I can point to something every time there's stupid drama in the MTG community.

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · Jul 11

Wait, we're supposed to trust Content Creators? I've held y'all in personal contempt for years.

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 4d

"Don't touch that, that's a load-bearing portrait of Winston Churchill."

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 5d

That whirring noise you are all hearing is Lucille Ball rolling in her grave at a shockingly accelerated pace.

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 5d

Death, taxes, Justin Fields leading the tank.

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 5d

Despite what media released over my lifetime has led me to believe, an impromptu dance party wasn't enough to resolve everyone's issues. Certainly not my parents' divorce.

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 5d

"This is the story, of seven strangers, picked to live on the same plane, work together, and have their lives taped. Find out what happens, when people stop being polite, and start getting warped… The Warp World!"