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Wilder Newyear
@wildernewyear.bsky.social
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He/Him. Everyone's seventh or eighth favorite Waukegan resident. I do something with business software for a living, and like to pretend I'm a voice actor too. Expect Wrestling, Magic: the Gathering, and Chicago Sports. I'm not the Thai BL Drama actor
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 6h
If I'm not online for the next few days, just know it was because I ripped ass in a Cabaretti nightclub last night and Jetmir has a hit on me. Worth.
iwriterobots.com Henn, known robot kisser @iwriterobots.com · 10h
Everyone should post like they're a planeswalker. I think it would be silly.
A screenshot of a tweet that has been edited. It reads, "Tweet like Planeswalkers were real"
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 10h
Well, if Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that psychics are weak to ghosts and bugs. Now, getting a medium on short notice might be tough, but throwing ants on the psychic has worked for me in the past.
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 12h
Personally, I've never seen ATLA all the way through, so I can only assume Uncle Iroh was part of the sickest Polka band across the 4 nations.
The recently previewed card "Uncle's Musings" from the upcoming Avatar: the Last Airbender set. In the art, Uncle Iroh holds a large brass horn that wraps around his body.
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 13h
The generation that had both Homestar Runner and Homestuck has no leg to stand on in this argument.
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 13h
Fun fact: Though the Goofer counter does measure Goofs, it's actually named after its inventor: Hercule Goofér
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 13h
Hey Jon, I'm doing some research about power consumption across the nation. We would like it if you could help us with our work. Would you kindly take a moment and see if your refrigerator is running at this moment?
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 1d
Just rolled credits earlier today. Zero regrets.
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 1d
If nothing else, a catalogue of David "Hot Pockets" Leavitt's work needs to be in order.
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 1d
The cover to the novel "Test of Metal: A Planeswalker Novel" by Matthew Stover
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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 2d
Dominos meme White Sox fan forced to accept Cubs jersey Assyrian bishops refuse to condemn Nestorius's 431 challenge to the use of the title Theotokos ('Bearer of God'") for Mary.
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 1d
The Chicago Bulls are 3-0 so far on the season, with wins over Orlando and Atlanta. They're on pace to dominate the Play-In tournament this season. #NBA
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 2d
We believe in you. You have the power to defeat The Corporation.
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 2d
Double fackin' hell. Get some rest, hope it'll be better this afternoon.
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 3d
Why are you asking? You a cop?
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 3d
I think I need to get this printed and framed so I can point to something every time there's stupid drama in the MTG community.
wildernewyear.bsky.social Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · Jul 11
Wait, we're supposed to trust Content Creators? I've held y'all in personal contempt for years.
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 4d
"Don't touch that, that's a load-bearing portrait of Winston Churchill."
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 4d
That whirring noise you are all hearing is Lucille Ball rolling in her grave at a shockingly accelerated pace.
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 4d
Death, taxes, Justin Fields leading the tank.
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 4d
Despite what media released over my lifetime has led me to believe, an impromptu dance party wasn't enough to resolve everyone's issues. Certainly not my parents' divorce.
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 4d
"This is the story, of seven strangers, picked to live on the same plane, work together, and have their lives taped. Find out what happens, when people stop being polite, and start getting warped… The Warp World!"
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 5d
I choose to read this in a bad Scottish accent up until "means", then switch to a bad Dracula impersonation.
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 5d
Thalia did not die in the line of duty for this kind of disrespect.

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My producer is telling me that my previous statement may not be entirely factual.
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 5d
🎶 He'd make a theory and follow through.

Oh that's what Jesse Ventura would do. 🎶
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 5d
Wait, Parched Pug?! I haven't been in there yet, but how did you put an event even CLOSER to my house?
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 5d
Happy Birthday. I'm perfectly fine being kind to you and one another today, but I'm not giving myself an inch. Dude owes me money.
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