Wilder Newyear
@wildernewyear.bsky.social
He/Him. Everyone's seventh or eighth favorite Waukegan resident. I do something with business software for a living, and like to pretend I'm a voice actor too. Expect Wrestling, Magic: the Gathering, and Chicago Sports. I'm not the Thai BL Drama actor
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Waukegan Harbor. December 14, 2025, 7:25 AM CST.
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Waukegan Harbor. December 14, 2025, 7:25 AM CST.
Waukegan Harbor. December 14, 2025, 7:25 AM CST.
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Waukegan Harbor. December 14, 2025, 7:25 AM CST.
John Cena got to end his career the way a lot of people hope to: with your now-former boss being serenaded with boos from a paying audience.
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
John Cena got to end his career the way a lot of people hope to: with your now-former boss being serenaded with boos from a paying audience.
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While cuffing is typically a term reserved for romantic couplings, experts say this type of pop-culture coupling during the winter season is increasingly common. Other examples include re-downloading Final Fantasy XIV or binge-watching critically acclaimed sitcoms from the 1970s.
Lonely Magic Player Commits to New Format in Cuffing Season | Commander's Herald
ST. CLOUD, MN - Cuffing season is upon us. The time of year when the nights grow longer and colder, pushing people to seek solace in romantic couplings. But one local man has found another way to cope...
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December 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
While cuffing is typically a term reserved for romantic couplings, experts say this type of pop-culture coupling during the winter season is increasingly common. Other examples include re-downloading Final Fantasy XIV or binge-watching critically acclaimed sitcoms from the 1970s.
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"Mere hours after releasing their planned second chapter for Lorwyn Eclipsed, a multiversal sized shadow was cast over the set's moment when the first round of Marvel Super Heroes were spoiled."
Lorwyn Eclipsed Eclipsed | Commander's Herald
Mere hours after releasing their planned second chapter for Lorwyn Eclipsed, a multiversal sized shadow was cast over the set's moment
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December 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"Mere hours after releasing their planned second chapter for Lorwyn Eclipsed, a multiversal sized shadow was cast over the set's moment when the first round of Marvel Super Heroes were spoiled."
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Mad respect to this dude.
December 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Mad respect to this dude.
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"If you think about it, the King James Bible was the first errata. I see your Geralf's Messenger has undying, just like a certain friend of mine. Oh, Parallel Lives multiplies your Food tokens? Hmm, reminds me of some loaves and fishes."
Youth Pastor Knows a Super Cool Legendary Creature You Should Build Around | Commander's Herald
“If you think about it, the King James Bible was the first errata.” said Fyve between handing out fidget spinner crosses.
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December 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"If you think about it, the King James Bible was the first errata. I see your Geralf's Messenger has undying, just like a certain friend of mine. Oh, Parallel Lives multiplies your Food tokens? Hmm, reminds me of some loaves and fishes."
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So, I've been quiet about it, but I'm writing for Commanders Herald now.
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"Its rules are taken nearly verbatim from an older card game, known as Euchre, made for a subset of a standard deck of playing cards. This revelation was brought forward after Aunt Eileen offered to teach us the original game following Thanksgiving dinner."
New Fringe Magic Format Secretly Just Euchre | Commander's Herald
A new shared-deck round-based Magic format, has been gaining traction on social media over the past few months.
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December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
So, I've been quiet about it, but I'm writing for Commanders Herald now.
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So, I've been quiet about it, but I'm writing for Commanders Herald now.
Like, comment, and subscribe. Please?
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"Its rules are taken nearly verbatim from an older card game, known as Euchre, made for a subset of a standard deck of playing cards. This revelation was brought forward after Aunt Eileen offered to teach us the original game following Thanksgiving dinner."
New Fringe Magic Format Secretly Just Euchre | Commander's Herald
A new shared-deck round-based Magic format, has been gaining traction on social media over the past few months.
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December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
So, I've been quiet about it, but I'm writing for Commanders Herald now.
Like, comment, and subscribe. Please?
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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While it remains unclear how they mechanically fit into the new set's theme, there's no doubt Bullshit fits nicely with the overall direction of Standard.
New Artifact Token Does Some Bullshit | Commander's Herald
Leaks for the next Magic set reveal that a new artifact token does some bullshit. We break down all the details on the new token.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
While it remains unclear how they mechanically fit into the new set's theme, there's no doubt Bullshit fits nicely with the overall direction of Standard.
I knew it would take a few extra days for my YouTube Year in Review to come in. My NSA handlers needed extra time to verify its authenticity.
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I knew it would take a few extra days for my YouTube Year in Review to come in. My NSA handlers needed extra time to verify its authenticity.
Mistakenly quipped "have any of you seen a Fox Afternoon Matinee?" to a bunch of Gen Alpha kids, so now I'm going to have to explain both that AND the plot of Schwarzenegger's "The Sixth Day".
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Mistakenly quipped "have any of you seen a Fox Afternoon Matinee?" to a bunch of Gen Alpha kids, so now I'm going to have to explain both that AND the plot of Schwarzenegger's "The Sixth Day".
Now that Thanksgiving is over, I can go back to deep frying my frozen turkeys with reckless abandon again.
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Now that Thanksgiving is over, I can go back to deep frying my frozen turkeys with reckless abandon again.
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This Black Friday weekend, try and find as many sales as you can on this incredibly under-rated card, you (and I) won't be disappointed!
This Article Is Trying to Inflate The Price of Spellweaver Volute | Commander's Herald
Spellweaver Volute is flexible, unique, and if this article does what it's supposed to, it'll also be hard to find, so buy them now from me!
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November 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This Black Friday weekend, try and find as many sales as you can on this incredibly under-rated card, you (and I) won't be disappointed!
A friendly note to my non-NFL oomfies: the Chicago Bears play the Green Bay Packers next weekend, and both teams are incredibly good this season. As such, everyone you know from Illinois or Wisconsin is going to be absolutely insufferable for the next 9 days.
Consider this fair warning.
Consider this fair warning.
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A friendly note to my non-NFL oomfies: the Chicago Bears play the Green Bay Packers next weekend, and both teams are incredibly good this season. As such, everyone you know from Illinois or Wisconsin is going to be absolutely insufferable for the next 9 days.
Consider this fair warning.
Consider this fair warning.
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The existence of Thanksgiving day implies the opposite existence of F-youreceiving day💕❤️✨
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The existence of Thanksgiving day implies the opposite existence of F-youreceiving day💕❤️✨
"Mr. Bad Example" works on both the "Unapologetic sleazeball rambling on inappropriately" and "screwing over indigenous populations" axes of the holiday.
A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"Mr. Bad Example" works on both the "Unapologetic sleazeball rambling on inappropriately" and "screwing over indigenous populations" axes of the holiday.
Post thing or something something Counting Crows Long December
![A picture of Garfield, accompanied with the following quote:
"So Taz -- The Tasmanian Devil -- was supposed to be in [Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue], but we all know he got pulled at the last minute. What they don't tell you is that half the cast was out partying the night before the shoot, and Alf shows up with an 8-ball of coke. It was the 80's, everyone else in the industry did it, so everyone just went along with it. Well, long story short, the producers found out and were furious if it got out we were drugged up doing anti-drug PSAs. Taz was from out of the country, so they made him the easy scapegoat and cut him from the film. Luckily, Slimer from Ghostbusters was doing a commercial on the other end of the lot that week, so we were able to bring him in and read the part."
The quote is attributed to Garfield, to Rolling Stone Magazine](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2vuygv4pmflmfgxzvpgufdrz/bafkreiestbflvtineml4dx5s3evlrfubdq4ljqmwtnfl7bsttiaqaphe5i@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Post thing or something something Counting Crows Long December
My heart goes out to all the astrologers and mystics out there, trying to look up the moon phases this week and wondering why so many results mention the Detroit Lions.
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My heart goes out to all the astrologers and mystics out there, trying to look up the moon phases this week and wondering why so many results mention the Detroit Lions.
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Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
1977: DJ Frankie Knuckles uses Gospel from Chicago's South Side to drive House Music
2025: Pope from Chicago's South Side uses House Music to drive Gospel
2025: Pope from Chicago's South Side uses House Music to drive Gospel
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
1977: DJ Frankie Knuckles uses Gospel from Chicago's South Side to drive House Music
2025: Pope from Chicago's South Side uses House Music to drive Gospel
2025: Pope from Chicago's South Side uses House Music to drive Gospel
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"Nobody wants to buy anything except for rare cards, because they're starting to realize that Monopoly has never been fun to play and that the new generation of My Little Pony isn't as good as that other one. You know, the one with Rainbow Dash?"
Hasbro Executives Begin Burning Wizards of the Coast Office Furniture For Warmth | Commander's Herald
Renton, Washington -- As the harsh winter approaches, Hasbro's board of directors huddle around the burning desk of Carmen Klomparens, hoping to stave off a freezing death for another night. "The trek...
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November 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"Nobody wants to buy anything except for rare cards, because they're starting to realize that Monopoly has never been fun to play and that the new generation of My Little Pony isn't as good as that other one. You know, the one with Rainbow Dash?"