Wilder Newyear
@wildernewyear.bsky.social
He/Him. Everyone's seventh or eighth favorite Waukegan resident. I do something with business software for a living, and like to pretend I'm a voice actor too. Expect Wrestling, Magic: the Gathering, and Chicago Sports. I'm not the Thai BL Drama actor
if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
If it helps, I have a Newton pic. Leibniz is here too, but she doesn't want to get out of bed either.
December 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If it helps, I have a Newton pic. Leibniz is here too, but she doesn't want to get out of bed either.
Waukegan Harbor. December 14, 2025, 7:25 AM CST.
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Waukegan Harbor. December 14, 2025, 7:25 AM CST.
Oh come on, it's not like I'm going to put something broken into play.
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Oh come on, it's not like I'm going to put something broken into play.
All of this because some comedian in the 1940's meme'd too hard on the number 39.
December 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
All of this because some comedian in the 1940's meme'd too hard on the number 39.
I can only assume your hand size is about to increase by 4.
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I can only assume your hand size is about to increase by 4.
Post thing or something something Counting Crows Long December
![A picture of Garfield, accompanied with the following quote:
"So Taz -- The Tasmanian Devil -- was supposed to be in [Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue], but we all know he got pulled at the last minute. What they don't tell you is that half the cast was out partying the night before the shoot, and Alf shows up with an 8-ball of coke. It was the 80's, everyone else in the industry did it, so everyone just went along with it. Well, long story short, the producers found out and were furious if it got out we were drugged up doing anti-drug PSAs. Taz was from out of the country, so they made him the easy scapegoat and cut him from the film. Luckily, Slimer from Ghostbusters was doing a commercial on the other end of the lot that week, so we were able to bring him in and read the part."
The quote is attributed to Garfield, to Rolling Stone Magazine](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2vuygv4pmflmfgxzvpgufdrz/bafkreiestbflvtineml4dx5s3evlrfubdq4ljqmwtnfl7bsttiaqaphe5i@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Post thing or something something Counting Crows Long December
Happy birthday!
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Happy birthday!
I'm fortunate. I didn't get one perfect album at 16, I got 2!
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I'm fortunate. I didn't get one perfect album at 16, I got 2!
With Josh Johnson coming in to replace Mariotta, I have to show off his amazing Wikipedia table of contents.
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
With Josh Johnson coming in to replace Mariotta, I have to show off his amazing Wikipedia table of contents.
*Deep Breath*
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
*Deep Breath*
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
So many likely know there's a statue of Jack Benny in downtown Waukegan, IL. But one cool Easter Egg is the relief on the rear of the statue depicting Benny's infamous vault (complete with the alligators).
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
So many likely know there's a statue of Jack Benny in downtown Waukegan, IL. But one cool Easter Egg is the relief on the rear of the statue depicting Benny's infamous vault (complete with the alligators).
Back in the olden days, you used this on Hatching Plans to draw a bunch of cards.
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Back in the olden days, you used this on Hatching Plans to draw a bunch of cards.
Playing it safe with 15% of the NFL. A wise bettor.
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Playing it safe with 15% of the NFL. A wise bettor.
Right Brain: No, deals and bonus miles are not what 11/11 was about.
Left Brain: All wars since the 18th century have been about capitalism. This is exactly what 11/11 is about.
Left Brain: All wars since the 18th century have been about capitalism. This is exactly what 11/11 is about.
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Right Brain: No, deals and bonus miles are not what 11/11 was about.
Left Brain: All wars since the 18th century have been about capitalism. This is exactly what 11/11 is about.
Left Brain: All wars since the 18th century have been about capitalism. This is exactly what 11/11 is about.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscroll with the following announcement:
Cat.
Cat.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscroll with the following announcement:
Cat.
Cat.
Still a cause I hold near and dear to my heart.
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Still a cause I hold near and dear to my heart.
I see what you're trying to do, but knowing what I do about wrestling, that 360 flip is not a given.
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I see what you're trying to do, but knowing what I do about wrestling, that 360 flip is not a given.
"Your honor, while the plaintiff may have suffered burns from the material, the box clearly states 'Hot Pockets brand SANDWICHES'. The defense moves to dismiss."
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
"Your honor, while the plaintiff may have suffered burns from the material, the box clearly states 'Hot Pockets brand SANDWICHES'. The defense moves to dismiss."
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Live look from Staten Island after the Mamdani win.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Live look from Staten Island after the Mamdani win.