Wilder Newyear
@wildernewyear.bsky.social
He/Him. Everyone's seventh or eighth favorite Waukegan resident. I do something with business software for a living, and like to pretend I'm a voice actor too. Expect Wrestling, Magic: the Gathering, and Chicago Sports. I'm not the Thai BL Drama actor
My dad's old advice of "Carry a roll of quarters in case of 'emergencies'" likely has aged out of practicality on both the financial and practical protection axes.
Do people keep coins on them? Like, for paying for things?
I feel like I never keep coins on me anymore and I'm not sure if that's weird or not.
I feel like I never keep coins on me anymore and I'm not sure if that's weird or not.
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
My dad's old advice of "Carry a roll of quarters in case of 'emergencies'" likely has aged out of practicality on both the financial and practical protection axes.
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The press release comes hot on the heels of the release of the second season of Amazon's Fallout streaming show, which would've been a great time to release reprints of the Universes Beyond: Fallout set.
New Fallout TV Season Coincides With WOTC Reminding Us They'll Never Reprint Fallout Cards | Commander's Herald
Wizards created a press release to remind their Magic: customers that they'll probably never own any Fallout cards if they haven't got them already
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December 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The press release comes hot on the heels of the release of the second season of Amazon's Fallout streaming show, which would've been a great time to release reprints of the Universes Beyond: Fallout set.
PSA: If you've ever wanted to experiment with painting your nails, now is a great time to do it. If anyone questions you, point out Caleb Williams also paints his nails, and he's an NFL playoff quarterback.
December 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
PSA: If you've ever wanted to experiment with painting your nails, now is a great time to do it. If anyone questions you, point out Caleb Williams also paints his nails, and he's an NFL playoff quarterback.
This week in Football has shown once again the Seahawks and Bears are both incapable of "Having a normal one", and we aren't even into the Sunday AM games yet. #NFL
December 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This week in Football has shown once again the Seahawks and Bears are both incapable of "Having a normal one", and we aren't even into the Sunday AM games yet. #NFL
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
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"I mean, it just makes sense, right? All the heroes have to do is get him more and more angry. We've been having Mark Ruffalo get into character by stepping on Lego bricks all morning."
Rumor: "Avengers: Doomsday" Climactic Scene To Feature The Hulk Stepping on Caltrops | Commander's Herald
We were inspired by fans reacting to the spoilers by pointing out that The Hulk would just keep fighting over and over again if Caltrops was in play. I mean, it just makes sense, right?
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December 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"I mean, it just makes sense, right? All the heroes have to do is get him more and more angry. We've been having Mark Ruffalo get into character by stepping on Lego bricks all morning."
I need to budget better in the new year. I blew $1000 alone calling Psychic Friends Network every time I misplaced my car keys.
December 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I need to budget better in the new year. I blew $1000 alone calling Psychic Friends Network every time I misplaced my car keys.
So YouTuber Brandon Perna has a bit in his weekly NFL Power Rankings where one team is "cursed" based on the spin of a carnival wheel. It landed on the Rams this week, and boy is it hitting hard.
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
So YouTuber Brandon Perna has a bit in his weekly NFL Power Rankings where one team is "cursed" based on the spin of a carnival wheel. It landed on the Rams this week, and boy is it hitting hard.
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Here's a great way to save some money this holiday season, you filthy animals!
Seven Budget Gift Ideas for the Magic Player in Your Life | Commander's Herald
Christmas is right around the corner, and we here at Commander's Herald know how stressful budgeting can be this time of year.
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December 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Here's a great way to save some money this holiday season, you filthy animals!
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I am truly and genuinely so glad you asked!
This site is a one-stop shop for reasons why ULINE sucks ass, and a massive link list of handy alternative companies AND a short blacklist of ULINE-alikes to avoid!
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This site is a one-stop shop for reasons why ULINE sucks ass, and a massive link list of handy alternative companies AND a short blacklist of ULINE-alikes to avoid!
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November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I am truly and genuinely so glad you asked!
This site is a one-stop shop for reasons why ULINE sucks ass, and a massive link list of handy alternative companies AND a short blacklist of ULINE-alikes to avoid!
refuseuline.com
This site is a one-stop shop for reasons why ULINE sucks ass, and a massive link list of handy alternative companies AND a short blacklist of ULINE-alikes to avoid!
refuseuline.com
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"Pete was just bad at the game. Like, every time he scored a hit, he'd guess the exact same square again the next turn. Which was odd because he also cheated constantly, leaning over to my side to peek."
Hasbro Defies Hegseth: Sells Battleship with Rulebook Included | Commander's Herald
Rejecting demands from Pete Hegseth, Hasbro continues to release Battleship board game with a full rulebook included.
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December 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"Pete was just bad at the game. Like, every time he scored a hit, he'd guess the exact same square again the next turn. Which was odd because he also cheated constantly, leaning over to my side to peek."
if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
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Waukegan Harbor. December 14, 2025, 7:25 AM CST.
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Waukegan Harbor. December 14, 2025, 7:25 AM CST.
Waukegan Harbor. December 14, 2025, 7:25 AM CST.
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Waukegan Harbor. December 14, 2025, 7:25 AM CST.
John Cena got to end his career the way a lot of people hope to: with your now-former boss being serenaded with boos from a paying audience.
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
John Cena got to end his career the way a lot of people hope to: with your now-former boss being serenaded with boos from a paying audience.
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While cuffing is typically a term reserved for romantic couplings, experts say this type of pop-culture coupling during the winter season is increasingly common. Other examples include re-downloading Final Fantasy XIV or binge-watching critically acclaimed sitcoms from the 1970s.
Lonely Magic Player Commits to New Format in Cuffing Season | Commander's Herald
ST. CLOUD, MN - Cuffing season is upon us. The time of year when the nights grow longer and colder, pushing people to seek solace in romantic couplings. But one local man has found another way to cope...
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December 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
While cuffing is typically a term reserved for romantic couplings, experts say this type of pop-culture coupling during the winter season is increasingly common. Other examples include re-downloading Final Fantasy XIV or binge-watching critically acclaimed sitcoms from the 1970s.
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"Mere hours after releasing their planned second chapter for Lorwyn Eclipsed, a multiversal sized shadow was cast over the set's moment when the first round of Marvel Super Heroes were spoiled."
Lorwyn Eclipsed Eclipsed | Commander's Herald
Mere hours after releasing their planned second chapter for Lorwyn Eclipsed, a multiversal sized shadow was cast over the set's moment
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December 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"Mere hours after releasing their planned second chapter for Lorwyn Eclipsed, a multiversal sized shadow was cast over the set's moment when the first round of Marvel Super Heroes were spoiled."
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Mad respect to this dude.
December 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Mad respect to this dude.
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"If you think about it, the King James Bible was the first errata. I see your Geralf's Messenger has undying, just like a certain friend of mine. Oh, Parallel Lives multiplies your Food tokens? Hmm, reminds me of some loaves and fishes."
Youth Pastor Knows a Super Cool Legendary Creature You Should Build Around | Commander's Herald
“If you think about it, the King James Bible was the first errata.” said Fyve between handing out fidget spinner crosses.
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December 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"If you think about it, the King James Bible was the first errata. I see your Geralf's Messenger has undying, just like a certain friend of mine. Oh, Parallel Lives multiplies your Food tokens? Hmm, reminds me of some loaves and fishes."
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So, I've been quiet about it, but I'm writing for Commanders Herald now.
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"Its rules are taken nearly verbatim from an older card game, known as Euchre, made for a subset of a standard deck of playing cards. This revelation was brought forward after Aunt Eileen offered to teach us the original game following Thanksgiving dinner."
New Fringe Magic Format Secretly Just Euchre | Commander's Herald
A new shared-deck round-based Magic format, has been gaining traction on social media over the past few months.
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December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
So, I've been quiet about it, but I'm writing for Commanders Herald now.
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So, I've been quiet about it, but I'm writing for Commanders Herald now.
Like, comment, and subscribe. Please?
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"Its rules are taken nearly verbatim from an older card game, known as Euchre, made for a subset of a standard deck of playing cards. This revelation was brought forward after Aunt Eileen offered to teach us the original game following Thanksgiving dinner."
New Fringe Magic Format Secretly Just Euchre | Commander's Herald
A new shared-deck round-based Magic format, has been gaining traction on social media over the past few months.
commandersherald.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
So, I've been quiet about it, but I'm writing for Commanders Herald now.
Like, comment, and subscribe. Please?
Like, comment, and subscribe. Please?
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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While it remains unclear how they mechanically fit into the new set's theme, there's no doubt Bullshit fits nicely with the overall direction of Standard.
New Artifact Token Does Some Bullshit | Commander's Herald
Leaks for the next Magic set reveal that a new artifact token does some bullshit. We break down all the details on the new token.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
While it remains unclear how they mechanically fit into the new set's theme, there's no doubt Bullshit fits nicely with the overall direction of Standard.