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Weed Detective

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · Jan 27

"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian

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[UNOFFICIAL] Now Playing on Criterion 24/7 @upnextcriterion.bsky.social · 4h

Now playing (07:55 AM PST):
"Powwow Highway" (1989)
By Jonathan Wacks
Runtime: 91 min.

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 4h

It’s an honor and a privilege

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👀

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 4h

Gil-bert

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 4h

I can no longer see or hear the name Gilbert without hearing it the way Olyphant pronounces it in OUATIH

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 5h

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 6h

Awful, dogshit film. Never watch this, I implore you

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Bryan Murphy @bryanmurphy.bsky.social · 13h

Aw man, Mariners fans will never get to hear Dave Sims say this and we can all hear it with perfect clarity in our minds

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 17h

BIG DUMPER SHITTED IN THE MOTHER TOILET AND HE DID. NOT. FLUSH.

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 17h

BIG DUMPER SHITTED IN THE MOTHER TOILET AND HE DID. NOT. FLUSH.

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 14h

Nazis don't need platforming

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 17h

Blaze it

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 17h

Cal Raleigh ties the game with a 420 ft HR

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 17h

The M's booth should start using this as their Raleigh HR calls. bsky.app/profile/wolf...

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 17h

BIG DUMPER SHITTED IN THE MOTHER TOILET AND HE DID. NOT. FLUSH.

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 17h

BIG DUMPER SHITTED IN THE MOTHER TOILET AND HE DID. NOT. FLUSH.

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 18h

One thing I do appreciate about the Blue Jays is that they rock the white front panel hats. Every team should have a white front panel alternate cap

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 18h

Sus!

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 19h

[ominous music]

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All-time banger alert
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[UNOFFICIAL] Now Playing on Criterion 24/7 @upnextcriterion.bsky.social · 20h

Now playing (03:35 PM PST):
"Beau travail" (2000)
By Claire Denis
Runtime: 93 min.

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 20h

I got into this one in high school because James Hetfield mentioned it in an article as one of his favorite records

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 20h

C'mon man

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 20h

Jesus FUCKING christ bro

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 20h

Absolutely

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 20h

Niners have never needed an interception more than now

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 21h

Vindicated, but at what cost

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 21h

100% false flag/honeypot type shit

Jake @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social · 21h

This is such an astoundingly bad idea that I kinda think it’s a false flag or an op of some sort

Merits aside, it is insanely easy to be caught if you do this and the punishment for doing this is much more severe than you’d guess.

(@faineg.bsky.social often writes on stuff like this)