Weed Detective
@wolfmanzack.bsky.social
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@wolfmanzack.bsky.social
· Jan 27
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian
why?
"you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian
Gonna call this one Ser Arlan
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Gonna call this one Ser Arlan
credit card company emailing to ask if the $20 tip I left on a $42 pizza purchase was real or fraud FUCK YOU in this house we tip GOOD
January 28, 2026 at 2:43 PM
credit card company emailing to ask if the $20 tip I left on a $42 pizza purchase was real or fraud FUCK YOU in this house we tip GOOD
No funding DHS, period. We CAN have it both ways.
Sen. Ruben Gallego, D-Ariz., rolls out his demand for supporting a DHS appropriations bill: fire Stephen Miller
January 28, 2026 at 4:24 AM
No funding DHS, period. We CAN have it both ways.
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We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered
January 26, 2026 at 5:34 AM
We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered
not to be That Guy, but a good old fashioned International Incident might do us some good honestly
ICE in minneapolis are causing international incidents because agents don’t understand what a consulate is and tried entering ecuador’s
the country has put out a statement in spanish
the country has put out a statement in spanish
January 27, 2026 at 11:50 PM
not to be That Guy, but a good old fashioned International Incident might do us some good honestly
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The idea that the country would look any different with Tom Homan in charge instead of Greg Bovino is laughable. Watch a single Tom Homan clip!
January 27, 2026 at 11:42 PM
The idea that the country would look any different with Tom Homan in charge instead of Greg Bovino is laughable. Watch a single Tom Homan clip!
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whatever juice he ever had was squeezed out of him by this whole thing, which is understandable, but also this is so fucking depressing bsky.app/profile/kenk...
Q: The demand was to get ICE and CBP out. To replace Bovino with Tom Homan...do you think that's a satisfactory change?
TIM WALZ: "I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt. ...My hope is that Tom Homan is different...that he is a true law enforcement professional."
TIM WALZ: "I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt. ...My hope is that Tom Homan is different...that he is a true law enforcement professional."
January 27, 2026 at 11:42 PM
whatever juice he ever had was squeezed out of him by this whole thing, which is understandable, but also this is so fucking depressing bsky.app/profile/kenk...
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me when. When she. uhh
January 27, 2026 at 10:26 PM
me when. When she. uhh
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1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
January 27, 2026 at 10:01 PM
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
This is why I think this whole project falls apart when It Happens. Not that there won't be dangers, or lots of hard work over the coming years, BUT, they will eat each other alive scrambling for power. And now their true colors are fully exposed in the sunlight
"Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen," Noem told a person who relayed her remarks to Axios.""
Anyone paying attentions - it's been President Miler calling the shots.
Now the vipers are going after each other. 🐍🐍🐍
Anyone paying attentions - it's been President Miler calling the shots.
Now the vipers are going after each other. 🐍🐍🐍
January 27, 2026 at 9:27 PM
This is why I think this whole project falls apart when It Happens. Not that there won't be dangers, or lots of hard work over the coming years, BUT, they will eat each other alive scrambling for power. And now their true colors are fully exposed in the sunlight
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This is good news.
"Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen," Noem told a person who relayed her remarks to Axios.""
Anyone paying attentions - it's been President Miler calling the shots.
Now the vipers are going after each other. 🐍🐍🐍
Anyone paying attentions - it's been President Miler calling the shots.
Now the vipers are going after each other. 🐍🐍🐍
January 27, 2026 at 9:24 PM
This is good news.
There will be blood
BREAKING: ICE agents will have a security role during the upcoming Winter Olympics, U.S. embassy sources confirm.
ICE agents will have a security role at Milan-Cortina Olympics, US sources say
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents will have a security role during the upcoming Milan Cortina Winter Games, according to sources at the U.S. embassy in Rome.
bit.ly
January 27, 2026 at 8:53 PM
There will be blood
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The administration that spent the first half of 2025 telling us there was nothing wrong with coordinating literally classified war plans on Signal now is saying that it believes it’s a crime to post publicly available information on Signal.
I would like to know how my prior colleagues, who have chosen to pursue leadership positions under this charlatan, justify ordering agents to break their oaths of office and open investigations on people simply for exercising their legal rights.
Good luck gazing in the mirror when this is all over.
Good luck gazing in the mirror when this is all over.
FBI investigating Minnesota Signal groups tracking ICE, Patel says
The statement from FBI Director Kash Patel comes after right-wing media figures said they joined the chats and claimed participants were obstructing law enforcement.
www.nbcnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The administration that spent the first half of 2025 telling us there was nothing wrong with coordinating literally classified war plans on Signal now is saying that it believes it’s a crime to post publicly available information on Signal.
Trump is coming for our guns????
Trump: "With that being said, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that. But it's just a very unfortunate incident."
January 27, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Trump is coming for our guns????
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CNN reporting that a week before Alex Pretti was killed, 5 agents tackled him and he suffered a broken rib. CNN says he stopped his car after he saw ICE agents interacting with a family on foot and began to blow his whistle. Source tells CNN Pretti believed “That day he thought he was going to die”
January 27, 2026 at 5:19 PM
CNN reporting that a week before Alex Pretti was killed, 5 agents tackled him and he suffered a broken rib. CNN says he stopped his car after he saw ICE agents interacting with a family on foot and began to blow his whistle. Source tells CNN Pretti believed “That day he thought he was going to die”
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So now we have the possibility some or all of the same ICE agents who assaulted him previously killed him in the second encounter, which to me introduces an element of premeditation perhaps
CNN reporting that a week before Alex Pretti was killed, 5 agents tackled him and he suffered a broken rib. CNN says he stopped his car after he saw ICE agents interacting with a family on foot and began to blow his whistle. Source tells CNN Pretti believed “That day he thought he was going to die”
January 27, 2026 at 5:50 PM
So now we have the possibility some or all of the same ICE agents who assaulted him previously killed him in the second encounter, which to me introduces an element of premeditation perhaps
FUCK Joey Votto, dude is a major asshole and nobody can see it except for me!!!
January 27, 2026 at 5:23 PM
FUCK Joey Votto, dude is a major asshole and nobody can see it except for me!!!
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In a more meaningful sense if Barack Obama actually had good morals and politics, the time in which he came to power was rife with contingency, maybe something better could have come. But he rechristened America’s empire and commitment to capital and the Long 9/11 continued apace
January 25, 2026 at 7:22 PM
In a more meaningful sense if Barack Obama actually had good morals and politics, the time in which he came to power was rife with contingency, maybe something better could have come. But he rechristened America’s empire and commitment to capital and the Long 9/11 continued apace
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Massive union overseeing Border Patrol demands ouster of Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller
www.rawstory.com/trump-immigr...
www.rawstory.com/trump-immigr...
Massive union overseeing Border Patrol demands ouster of Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller
A massive union that represents some of President Donald Trump's immigration agents called on two of the administration's top officials to resign following the killing of an ICU nurse in Minneapolis o...
www.rawstory.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Massive union overseeing Border Patrol demands ouster of Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller
www.rawstory.com/trump-immigr...
www.rawstory.com/trump-immigr...
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Hey I was talking about this a couple days ago
Hear me out: the collars from The Counselor
January 27, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Hey I was talking about this a couple days ago
Hear me out: the collars from The Counselor
January 27, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Hear me out: the collars from The Counselor
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I come back to this all the time. The Democrats couldn’t even *lie* about not wanting to do a genocide, which probably would have placated a fair amount of people. But not showing a willingness to listen means every last “Holocaust Harris” post is 1000% deserved.
It’s incredible that they could have done empty promises and let one moderate Palestinian speak at the DNC and that probably buys some goodwill but instead she called for the most lethal military, her VP talked about Greater Israel, and sent bill Clinton and Rich Torres to lecture Arabs in Michigan
January 27, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I come back to this all the time. The Democrats couldn’t even *lie* about not wanting to do a genocide, which probably would have placated a fair amount of people. But not showing a willingness to listen means every last “Holocaust Harris” post is 1000% deserved.
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