Weed Detective
@wolfmanzack.bsky.social
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@wolfmanzack.bsky.social
· Jan 27
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian
why?
"you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian
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Alright, I'm giving Democrats a 24 hour grace period to bang on affordability after this one because you can't pass up a batting practice fastball, but then get back to the pressing matters please. bsky.app/profile/theb...
Trump: "I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up for people who own homes."
January 29, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Alright, I'm giving Democrats a 24 hour grace period to bang on affordability after this one because you can't pass up a batting practice fastball, but then get back to the pressing matters please. bsky.app/profile/theb...
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looks like shit
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 6:15 PM
looks like shit
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i so wonder what this coyote felt and thought as it looked at alcatraz from the shore
i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
January 29, 2026 at 5:39 PM
i so wonder what this coyote felt and thought as it looked at alcatraz from the shore
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obama’s whole theory of governance, that an engaged base needs to demand more of their representation, falls apart if the response is perennially “here’s some bullshit that won’t actually address concerns, now shut up and let ~the adults~ speak”
January 29, 2026 at 12:56 PM
obama’s whole theory of governance, that an engaged base needs to demand more of their representation, falls apart if the response is perennially “here’s some bullshit that won’t actually address concerns, now shut up and let ~the adults~ speak”
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the tough on crime party kept the death penalty around and produced the biggest criminal in american history. now they're afraid of getting tough on crime??
His "I want to tell you what I mean when I say that I am going to kill Donald Trump: put him on trial for his treason crimes etc, convict him then execute him under the color of many currently codified US laws" campaign video has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his video
“‘I Am Going to Kill Donald Trump’: Ohio Attorney General Candidate Shocks With Video Statements - powib
Elliot Forhan, a Democrat running for Ohio attorney general, caused instant backlash on Tuesday after posting a video on social media in which he talked about a plan that involved the execution of Pre...
powib.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:13 PM
the tough on crime party kept the death penalty around and produced the biggest criminal in american history. now they're afraid of getting tough on crime??
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you're going down in history as one of the dumbest bitches ever to exist
January 29, 2026 at 3:25 PM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you're going down in history as one of the dumbest bitches ever to exist
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I understand that all of us have to live our lives and therefore simply cannot think deeply about the fact that the current fascist President of the United States is deeply unwell.
I do think, however, that it is the JOB of CONGRESS and the CABINET to protect the country FROM HIM. NOW.
I do think, however, that it is the JOB of CONGRESS and the CABINET to protect the country FROM HIM. NOW.
January 29, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I understand that all of us have to live our lives and therefore simply cannot think deeply about the fact that the current fascist President of the United States is deeply unwell.
I do think, however, that it is the JOB of CONGRESS and the CABINET to protect the country FROM HIM. NOW.
I do think, however, that it is the JOB of CONGRESS and the CABINET to protect the country FROM HIM. NOW.
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They put a Scooby Doo character in Star Wars???
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 AM
They put a Scooby Doo character in Star Wars???
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the President of the United States is posting insane conspiratorial claims that the 2020 election was stolen by Italian military satellites & federal agencies are currently executing search warrants in Georgia to try to validate his beliefs and this is just normal now.
January 29, 2026 at 4:25 AM
the President of the United States is posting insane conspiratorial claims that the 2020 election was stolen by Italian military satellites & federal agencies are currently executing search warrants in Georgia to try to validate his beliefs and this is just normal now.
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What makes Gavin Newsom such a skilled politician is that he stands up to Trump’s bullying with piping hot memes AND is able to agree with Trump about policy
www.sacbee.com
www.sacbee.com
Gov. Gavin Newsom: ‘I disagree’ with calls to abolish ICE
The 2028 presidential contender came out against calls to dismantle ICE after an agent fatally shot a Minneapolis woman.
www.sacbee.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:20 AM
What makes Gavin Newsom such a skilled politician is that he stands up to Trump’s bullying with piping hot memes AND is able to agree with Trump about policy
www.sacbee.com
www.sacbee.com
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Love the alternate poster you can choose for this one
January 29, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Love the alternate poster you can choose for this one
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Even under SCOTUS's dubious reasoning in Trump v. U.S., there is no scenario in which maneuvering billions of dollars to an offshore account to keep it out of reach from Congress and courts is an "official act." This is all criminal and impeachable.
Marco Rubio: "The oil proceeds are being deposited into an account that ultimately will become a US Treasury blocked account here in the US. We will say 'this is what this money can be spent on.' They will submit to us a budget request -- 'we want to use the money on these things.'"
January 29, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Even under SCOTUS's dubious reasoning in Trump v. U.S., there is no scenario in which maneuvering billions of dollars to an offshore account to keep it out of reach from Congress and courts is an "official act." This is all criminal and impeachable.
They put a Scooby Doo character in Star Wars???
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 AM
They put a Scooby Doo character in Star Wars???
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this is a straightforward impeachable offense for trump, vance, rubio and every other person down the line who enabled it and the framers would have thought impeachment for it did not go nearly far enough
Marco Rubio: "The oil proceeds are being deposited into an account that ultimately will become a US Treasury blocked account here in the US. We will say 'this is what this money can be spent on.' They will submit to us a budget request -- 'we want to use the money on these things.'"
January 29, 2026 at 12:44 AM
this is a straightforward impeachable offense for trump, vance, rubio and every other person down the line who enabled it and the framers would have thought impeachment for it did not go nearly far enough
This whole thing is so poorly thought out. The market for Melania content/merch has got to be in the low thousands at BEST, these misogynist macho maga fucks aren't sitting through this movie
January 28, 2026 at 10:16 PM
This whole thing is so poorly thought out. The market for Melania content/merch has got to be in the low thousands at BEST, these misogynist macho maga fucks aren't sitting through this movie
Dirty Harry
Outlaw Josey Wales
Alien
Chinatown
Eraserhead
HM: Jaws, Star Wars, Long Goodbye, Robin Hood (animated), The Devils
Outlaw Josey Wales
Alien
Chinatown
Eraserhead
HM: Jaws, Star Wars, Long Goodbye, Robin Hood (animated), The Devils
five favorite 70s flicks
The Conversation
Chinatown
Taking of Pelham One Two Three
The Friends of Eddie Coyle
The Silent Partner
bsky.app/profile/stac...
The Conversation
Chinatown
Taking of Pelham One Two Three
The Friends of Eddie Coyle
The Silent Partner
bsky.app/profile/stac...
five favorite 70s flicks:
Young Frankenstein
Towering Inferno
Animal House
Superman
Slap Shot
Young Frankenstein
Towering Inferno
Animal House
Superman
Slap Shot
January 28, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Dirty Harry
Outlaw Josey Wales
Alien
Chinatown
Eraserhead
HM: Jaws, Star Wars, Long Goodbye, Robin Hood (animated), The Devils
Outlaw Josey Wales
Alien
Chinatown
Eraserhead
HM: Jaws, Star Wars, Long Goodbye, Robin Hood (animated), The Devils
@triales.bsky.social is the bot doing okay
January 28, 2026 at 9:12 PM
@triales.bsky.social is the bot doing okay
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it seems minor but it’s the fastest way to break the rank and file, and it’ll happen almost immediately. taking away the masks is turning on the lights and watching the cockroaches scatter
Honestly I think if the Dems could somehow win a mask ban for federal agents, I think it would be a huge start. The impunity these dipshits feel being masked up is palpable.
January 28, 2026 at 8:04 PM
it seems minor but it’s the fastest way to break the rank and file, and it’ll happen almost immediately. taking away the masks is turning on the lights and watching the cockroaches scatter
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1/ meaningless, doesn’t help, already required by law
2/ law to follow the law thus meaningless
3/ nice to have but trivial, meaningless when murders have been well documented by video, nice to have but trivial
This is extremely bad and doesn’t do what the moment requires: abolishing ICE/DHS
2/ law to follow the law thus meaningless
3/ nice to have but trivial, meaningless when murders have been well documented by video, nice to have but trivial
This is extremely bad and doesn’t do what the moment requires: abolishing ICE/DHS
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 8:56 PM
1/ meaningless, doesn’t help, already required by law
2/ law to follow the law thus meaningless
3/ nice to have but trivial, meaningless when murders have been well documented by video, nice to have but trivial
This is extremely bad and doesn’t do what the moment requires: abolishing ICE/DHS
2/ law to follow the law thus meaningless
3/ nice to have but trivial, meaningless when murders have been well documented by video, nice to have but trivial
This is extremely bad and doesn’t do what the moment requires: abolishing ICE/DHS
This is the face of a man who absolutely knows where he is and could also draw a perfect clock if you asked him to
January 28, 2026 at 6:38 PM
This is the face of a man who absolutely knows where he is and could also draw a perfect clock if you asked him to
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Gonna call this one Ser Arlan
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Gonna call this one Ser Arlan
Gonna call this one Ser Arlan
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Gonna call this one Ser Arlan
credit card company emailing to ask if the $20 tip I left on a $42 pizza purchase was real or fraud FUCK YOU in this house we tip GOOD
January 28, 2026 at 2:43 PM
credit card company emailing to ask if the $20 tip I left on a $42 pizza purchase was real or fraud FUCK YOU in this house we tip GOOD
No funding DHS, period. We CAN have it both ways.
Sen. Ruben Gallego, D-Ariz., rolls out his demand for supporting a DHS appropriations bill: fire Stephen Miller
January 28, 2026 at 4:24 AM
No funding DHS, period. We CAN have it both ways.