Weed Detective
@wolfmanzack.bsky.social
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I cannot sanction your buffoonery
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I cannot sanction your buffoonery
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@wolfmanzack.bsky.social
· Jan 27
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian
why?
"you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian
Her name is "I wanna be horny"??? there's zero chance this is real
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Her name is "I wanna be horny"??? there's zero chance this is real
We had pie at our wedding instead of cake. I hate cake
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We had pie at our wedding instead of cake. I hate cake
MANDY is a Thanksgiving movie
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
MANDY is a Thanksgiving movie
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Trump fucking LOVES sex criminals
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Trump fucking LOVES sex criminals
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Imagine reading this
OPINION: "Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party’s leaders would do well to realize that." — Jonathan Zimmerman
To defeat Trump, stop calling him names
Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party's leaders would do well to realize that, Jonathan Zimmerman writes.
www.inquirer.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Imagine reading this
Troy Aikman is out here lookin like Steven J Lockjaw these days
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Troy Aikman is out here lookin like Steven J Lockjaw these days
Bro what the FUCK
Bruh
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Bro what the FUCK
NO OTHER CHOICE was really enjoyable, maybe a little too goofy at times but overall really fun & kinetic. The cinematography was another major highlight
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
NO OTHER CHOICE was really enjoyable, maybe a little too goofy at times but overall really fun & kinetic. The cinematography was another major highlight
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I've been adding these new devil girl designs with text to my threadless shop, and I'm digging the retro look artofcoop.threadless.com/designs
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I've been adding these new devil girl designs with text to my threadless shop, and I'm digging the retro look artofcoop.threadless.com/designs
🎶 You can't step to this 🎶
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
🎶 You can't step to this 🎶
One Battle After Another is a Thanksgiving movie
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
One Battle After Another is a Thanksgiving movie
Who up roasting they Elon
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Who up roasting they Elon
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Of course I would say this, but we need to talk about the moral & ideological case for play & leisure more than ever. So much political discourse - especially from the super-rich - assumes we ought to construct society around forcing citizens to spend most of their one, unrepeatable life working.
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Of course I would say this, but we need to talk about the moral & ideological case for play & leisure more than ever. So much political discourse - especially from the super-rich - assumes we ought to construct society around forcing citizens to spend most of their one, unrepeatable life working.
I'm watching No Other Choice and when this shot happened I had to pause the movie and walk around for a sec
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm watching No Other Choice and when this shot happened I had to pause the movie and walk around for a sec
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no one has even bothered trying to convince us there’s a threat from Venezuela. no weapons of mass destruction. nothing. just a war of choice because why not.
US operations against Venezuela to begin within days.
Covert ops the first move.
Covert ops the first move.
www.reuters.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
no one has even bothered trying to convince us there’s a threat from Venezuela. no weapons of mass destruction. nothing. just a war of choice because why not.
Ja Morant is one of the whiniest bitches in NBA history. How are you (while INJURED) gonna talk shit on a dude with 4 championship rings and a 37-pt qtr on his resume when all you're known for is getting yourself suspended in increasingly bizarre ways
Reading the story about Klay Thompson and Ja Morant beefing and Klay’s very matter of fact statements are pretty spot-on and brutal to read. Feel like there’s no coming back from that.
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Ja Morant is one of the whiniest bitches in NBA history. How are you (while INJURED) gonna talk shit on a dude with 4 championship rings and a 37-pt qtr on his resume when all you're known for is getting yourself suspended in increasingly bizarre ways
oh no wait it's gonna be the guy from Steely Dan
So the magician is definitely David Blaine. The rock star is probably Bruce Springsteen
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
oh no wait it's gonna be the guy from Steely Dan