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· Jan 27
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian
why?
"you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian
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@schumer.senate.gov you're a dumb cunt
Majority of the country now wants to abolish and/or dismantle ICE and yet Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y. told the caucus the message had to be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.”
Once again it looks like Schumer is about to choke after getting a massive opportunity.
So pathetic and weak.
Once again it looks like Schumer is about to choke after getting a massive opportunity.
So pathetic and weak.
Senate Democrats plot strategy as DHS standoff deepens heading into shutdown week
Two sources who were on a Democratic caucus strategy call Sunday said Minority Leader Chuck Schumer told the group the message must be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.”
www.nbcnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:10 AM
@schumer.senate.gov you're a dumb cunt
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The Trump admin is scrambling because the secret police it sends out for kidnappings and rioting has been killing people on video then brazenly lying about it, but Schumer's instinct is to whip his caucus into taking a position *more conservative* than that held by the median voter.
He's got to go.
He's got to go.
Majority of the country now wants to abolish and/or dismantle ICE and yet Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y. told the caucus the message had to be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.”
Once again it looks like Schumer is about to choke after getting a massive opportunity.
So pathetic and weak.
Once again it looks like Schumer is about to choke after getting a massive opportunity.
So pathetic and weak.
Senate Democrats plot strategy as DHS standoff deepens heading into shutdown week
Two sources who were on a Democratic caucus strategy call Sunday said Minority Leader Chuck Schumer told the group the message must be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.”
www.nbcnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:48 AM
The Trump admin is scrambling because the secret police it sends out for kidnappings and rioting has been killing people on video then brazenly lying about it, but Schumer's instinct is to whip his caucus into taking a position *more conservative* than that held by the median voter.
He's got to go.
He's got to go.
Watching NO TIME TO DIE and say what you will about the pacing and quality, BUT: Rami Malek is one of the worst dogshit actors in all of human history, he is AWFUL in this and actively makes it worse. What a heinous piece of shit. I hope he never makes another movie ever again
January 27, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Watching NO TIME TO DIE and say what you will about the pacing and quality, BUT: Rami Malek is one of the worst dogshit actors in all of human history, he is AWFUL in this and actively makes it worse. What a heinous piece of shit. I hope he never makes another movie ever again
Scientists have long maintained that approximately 5'8" is the Perfect Height, and actually above the dividing line of "short" vs "tall"
Given the heated rhetoric we've seen over the past few weeks I think it's important for all Americans to come together and agree that it's ok to be approximately 5'8"
January 27, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Scientists have long maintained that approximately 5'8" is the Perfect Height, and actually above the dividing line of "short" vs "tall"
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The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced the Democrats have to push their hand immediately. The parallels with the delays and subsequent failures after January 6th are blaring warning signs about what will happen if they don’t go after the issues with ICE and CBP at the root RIGHT NOW.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced the Democrats have to push their hand immediately. The parallels with the delays and subsequent failures after January 6th are blaring warning signs about what will happen if they don’t go after the issues with ICE and CBP at the root RIGHT NOW.
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Wrapping up my 2026 Hall of Fame election coverage with a look at the next 5 upcoming classes and the dynamics in play. This time around, I audited my admittedly-spotty performance in this endeavor going back to 2019 (my first one at @fangraphs.com; began doing this iat SI.com in 2014)
Peering Into the Crystal Ball: The Next Five Years of BBWAA Hall of Fame Elections blogs.fangraphs.com/peering-into...
Peering Into the Crystal Ball: The Next Five Years of BBWAA Hall of Fame Elections
As the 2026 election cycle ends, here’s a look at what the next half-decade portends.
blogs.fangraphs.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Wrapping up my 2026 Hall of Fame election coverage with a look at the next 5 upcoming classes and the dynamics in play. This time around, I audited my admittedly-spotty performance in this endeavor going back to 2019 (my first one at @fangraphs.com; began doing this iat SI.com in 2014)
Got a jury summons for the day after my birthday
January 26, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Got a jury summons for the day after my birthday
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I could spend days admiring the covers of classic Filipino comics. The logos, the palette, the quality of rendering is simply phenomenal.
January 26, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I could spend days admiring the covers of classic Filipino comics. The logos, the palette, the quality of rendering is simply phenomenal.
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That is not the law in the United States. Sorry. She's just advocating lawless conduct by law enforcement from the podium of the White House.
Leavitt: Any gun owner knows when you are carrying a weapon and are confronted by law enforcement, you are raising the assumption of risk and the risk of force being used against you.
January 26, 2026 at 10:36 PM
That is not the law in the United States. Sorry. She's just advocating lawless conduct by law enforcement from the podium of the White House.
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Couldn't ask for a better illustration of my point. Also the links to donate to everyone are in the thread.
Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE:
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
January 26, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Couldn't ask for a better illustration of my point. Also the links to donate to everyone are in the thread.
I don't care how woke you've become, having served in the armed forces in any capacity is a major red flag for me that calls into question basic thinking & reasoning abilities
Stonekettle Station (Jim Wright) has been here on Bluesky 4 a while. It seems that the community here got riled abt something he said. Well, the community here is wrong. Not 2 say the guy can’t make a bad comment sometimes, but if u follow what he has 2 say, you’ll know he’s anti-MAGA & quite smart.
January 26, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I don't care how woke you've become, having served in the armed forces in any capacity is a major red flag for me that calls into question basic thinking & reasoning abilities
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I knew this would happen. The rest of Bovino's life is going to be Hell in an assured way not yet determined for other Trump Nazis
Leavitt throws Bovino under the bus: "Mr Bovino is a wonderful man and he's a great professional. He is very much going to continue CBP throughout and across the country. Mr Homan will be the main point of contact on the ground in Minneapolis"
January 26, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I knew this would happen. The rest of Bovino's life is going to be Hell in an assured way not yet determined for other Trump Nazis
As a weed farmer I can definitively & objectively clarify that mids = bad
this is.... *really* far from the point but is anyone else irrationally bugged by the usage of "mid" to mean "bad"
it means mid! medium! Neither good nor bad! Okay!
What is being described here is *bad* weed, not *mid* weed
it means mid! medium! Neither good nor bad! Okay!
What is being described here is *bad* weed, not *mid* weed
I’ll be following this developing story very closely
January 26, 2026 at 8:03 PM
As a weed farmer I can definitively & objectively clarify that mids = bad
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You all know I've been saying FOR WEEKS that this needed to happen to strategically focus on what's happening at DHS. They need to USE this to do shadow hearings across the country, to call for the complete dismantling of ICE (yes) but also the apparatus of detention, to get local media coverage.
New Noem impeachment co-sponsors today: AOC, Neguse, DelBene, Garcia, Scott (Va.), Horsford, Hayes, Landsman, Peters, Norton, Auchincloss, Latimer, Crow, Soto, Walkinshaw, Meng, Ruiz, Castor, Ross, Levin, Cisneros
It's at 140 — nearly 2/3 of the caucus @axios.com www.axios.com/2026/01/26/k...
It's at 140 — nearly 2/3 of the caucus @axios.com www.axios.com/2026/01/26/k...
House Democrats' support for impeaching Kristi Noem surges after Minnesota shooting
The latest batch includes Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and several swing-district, moderate and leadership members.
www.axios.com
January 26, 2026 at 6:46 PM
You all know I've been saying FOR WEEKS that this needed to happen to strategically focus on what's happening at DHS. They need to USE this to do shadow hearings across the country, to call for the complete dismantling of ICE (yes) but also the apparatus of detention, to get local media coverage.
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i hope that people are noting how frequently the indie bookstores out here are popping up in coverage, because they're all deeply involved in the community and an integral part of the opposition
January 26, 2026 at 6:41 PM
i hope that people are noting how frequently the indie bookstores out here are popping up in coverage, because they're all deeply involved in the community and an integral part of the opposition
Man. I fuckin love Tom Petty.
January 26, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Man. I fuckin love Tom Petty.
Chuck Schumer bricks more layups than the Golden State Warriors
New: Senate Democrats plot strategy as DHS standoff deepens heading into shutdown week
Schumer told Dems the caucus unified and message is “restrain, reform and restrict ICE,” per sources.
They want DHS bill stripped.
Inside the Dem call + what’s next: www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Schumer told Dems the caucus unified and message is “restrain, reform and restrict ICE,” per sources.
They want DHS bill stripped.
Inside the Dem call + what’s next: www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Senate Democrats plot strategy as DHS standoff deepens heading into shutdown week
Two sources who were on a Democratic caucus strategy call Sunday said Minority Leader Chuck Schumer told the group the message must be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.”
www.nbcnews.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Chuck Schumer bricks more layups than the Golden State Warriors