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Weed Detective

@wolfmanzack.bsky.social

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Industrial problem solver _____ I cannot sanction your buffoonery

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · Jan 27

"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 40m

Yeah well that part sucks [for Dodgers fans]. I'm sure some of my favorites have some reprehensible views but at least they're smart enough to keep their damn mouths shut

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 44m

It's just comforting to know with all changes and passing of time, all of the coincidence at the center of human existence, in the general chaos of the universe, that Roberts & Kershaw imploding in the playoffs is one of those immutable natural laws like gravity

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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 1h

This is why I think the next Democratic president needs to use the EXACT tools that SCOTUS has handed Trump. Don't leave room for any distinctions.

Impound funds for deportation. Give ICE the USAID treatment. Refuse to collect government-backed debt. Purge MAGA loyalists from the executive branch.

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 50m

I was like "hey it's the dude from Jurassic Park, I should definitely see this"

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 1h

You're never gonna believe this:

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 1h

It gets even better [worse]

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 1h

Event Horizon. Seeing it in the theater age 10 was a formative experience, it altered my brain chemistry in a marked & measurable way

Marco Rogers @polotek.bsky.social · 2h

Yoooo! Why did they let us watch movies like this?!

For me personally it was The Return of the Living Dead.

Jason E. Dunlap, Valeyard @redeyedjedi.bsky.social · 3h

What horror movie, besides Bambi, really messed you up as a child?

For me,

The People Under the Stairs

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 2h

Shout-out to the two fellas already reeking of liquor buying a bottle of Cuervo at the gas station at 6:30 am on a damn Thursday

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 3h

"you may know me as The Incest Guy,"

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 3h

Wait wait wait. Holy fuck

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 3h

When I got to interview mike McCready I was telling him about a time I saw Neil Young while tripping balls and completely unprompted he was like "Al J. and Ministry during lollapalooza '92, they were on acid 24/7" and it's all I can think about when they come up now

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 4h

Sieze & search this man's hard drives IMMEDIATELY

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 12h

Oh I'm not mad about it I just, don't get from a strategic perspective

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 12h

Why is he still in the game???

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 12h

@theamitie.bsky.social gonna count this even though the situational leverage was low-mid. That's just Classic Kershaw right there

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 14h

455 ft @ 117 mph

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 14h

holy fuck he murdered that one

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 16h

Kamala Harris could have gotten 400 electoral votes if she had broken with Biden over this

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S(cary)W(rath) 👻 @toasterposey.art · 16h

For no particular reason, anyone have good book recs about the end of Nazi Germany?

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 19h

In front of trump

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 19h

Someone should ask him about his Trump-Sansa fanfic

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 20h

Incredible.

Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 20h

girls love it when meat is back on the menu

Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 20h

“Girls love it when” + [any LOTR quote] = banger tweet, every time.

Case in point:

Girls love it when you throw down your enemy and smote their ruin upon the mountainside

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 21h

Holy shit

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 21h

At my first grow in a dingy ass warehouse in a bad neighborhood, we had a couch and a super Nintendo and Ken Griffey baseball. Played hours and hours of that shit stoned out of my gourd. Fun piece!

Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 21h

Tripping Olney???