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Willzebub Schlitz
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Just another middle aged married white guy. He/him, lefty, fan of grindhouse/horror https://boxd.it/O6BX
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Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Waters, von Trier, Meyer, Wishman, Findlay, Kern, Deodato, Wynorski, Hill, Briellat, Esper, Lenzi, Henenlotter, D’Amato, Fulci, and Buttgereit.
Every woman I know with advanced degrees has dated this guy/met this guy at a party and he has implied how ignorant/stupid she actually was because she didn't recite the History of the Peloponnesian War from memory.

And then he's been blocked/avoided by every one of those women.
The temper tantrums are gonna be glorious.
Don’t give up, Curtis! You can still pull it off! 🤭
That was the 1 (ONE) campaign promise Trump made that I was 100% behind. Of course he didn’t do it…
Hello from Time-change-with-a-toddler Land!

THE SCIENCE SUGGESTS THAT YEAR ROUND STANDARD TIME IS BEST.

I know it’s the least of our worries right now, but let’s get some data driven policy going and end this hellscape of twice a year time change.
med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
Study suggests most Americans would be healthier without daylight saving time
According to a new analysis by Stanford Medicine scientists, changing clocks twice a year disrupts circadian rhythms, leading to higher rates of stroke and obesity.
med.stanford.edu
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
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Greg Stillson has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
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name a better thanksgiving song. i’ll wait…
Right, cuz that’s a thing we can just do.
Trump: "I don't think we're gonna necessarily ask for a declaration of war. I think we're just gonna kill people... Okay? We're gonna kill them. They're gonna be, like, dead."
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“Your call is important to us. Please remain on the line for the next available associate”
And folks, she ain’t kidding. I got up to pee last night and heard Sleigh Ride coming from her room.
Sitting on the couch watching Treehouse of Horror and my kid, freshly changed and comfy after Trick or Treating, turns to me and says, “It’s Christmas now.”
“Reek” not “wreak”.
Dan Quayle was ruined for less.
Sitting on the couch watching Treehouse of Horror and my kid, freshly changed and comfy after Trick or Treating, turns to me and says, “It’s Christmas now.”
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they buy themselves treats because they know without drastic structural changes, those will be the only treats they get

the era of delayed gratification is over: the billionaires stole the gratification part, all they’re left with is delay
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”

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Happy #letterboxdfriday!
Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥
Happy Halloween!!! 🎃 👻
If I get disappeared into an American Gulag for being a mouthy cunt online my wife is gonna kill me.
They’ll be divorced soon. And he can marry Erika and they can go to Heaven together. Yay.
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Tomorrow’s the big day! Don’t forget to have a killer playlist to get you in the mood! 🎃
Trash Panda’s Halloween Hodgepodge
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If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
(Here’s 2!)