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gabby. 💐✨

@xogabbyelle.bsky.social

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🥂 laissez les bon temps rouler • thinking out loud & yapping aimlessly.

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gabby. 💐✨ @xogabbyelle.bsky.social · Nov 17

Gotta have something in the media, right? 💗

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gabby. 💐✨ @xogabbyelle.bsky.social · Mar 23

Only just slightly. 😭

gabby. 💐✨ @xogabbyelle.bsky.social · Mar 23

Oh, hi friend. 🤣

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gabby. 💐✨ @xogabbyelle.bsky.social · Jan 1

Passed all the way out.

gabby. 💐✨ @xogabbyelle.bsky.social · Jan 1

She did not lie!

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Candy✨ @labeautenoire3.bsky.social · Dec 31

“I just hope what I lost in 2024, I get back in 2025 tenfold”

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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · Dec 31

#AdultMath

Ron Stonebear Shields @stonebear4747.bsky.social · Dec 31

Average DUI: $10,000
Average Funeral: $7,500
Average Uber ride: $12
Don't be an idiot tonight.

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Maybe:…… @getthebagcoach.bsky.social · Dec 31

Don’t drink and drive tonight….. a bunch of major cities are giving out free rides via Subway, bus and cabs….. Don’t be an idiot today

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gabby. 💐✨ @xogabbyelle.bsky.social · Dec 31

Please friend, not now.

gabby. 💐✨ @xogabbyelle.bsky.social · Dec 31

Pissed me off. 😭

gabby. 💐✨ @xogabbyelle.bsky.social · Dec 31

I’m cursing down in these people store!

gabby. 💐✨ @xogabbyelle.bsky.social · Dec 31

You heefas done bought every grape on the vines for y’all New Year’s bs, now I ain’t got my weekly grapes. 🤬

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gabby. 💐✨ @xogabbyelle.bsky.social · Dec 31

Bite your tongue! Omg.

Dej 🩶 @ho0ddaria.bsky.social · Dec 31

Fig Newtons are not good 😖

gabby. 💐✨ @xogabbyelle.bsky.social · Dec 31

Fig Newton slander? Oh, y’all are going to hell. The deepest part.

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gabby. 💐✨ @xogabbyelle.bsky.social · Dec 31

We got this!!

gabby. 💐✨ @xogabbyelle.bsky.social · Dec 31

About to attempt to wash & fold 3 loads of clothes before 12. 🥹

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gabby. 💐✨ @xogabbyelle.bsky.social · Dec 31

Fig Newton slander? Oh, y’all are going to hell. The deepest part.

gabby. 💐✨ @xogabbyelle.bsky.social · Dec 31

Well we know whose Grammy didn’t love them. 😤

ᴋᴇᴇᴍ 🧃 @freshplugofbelair.bsky.social · Dec 31

Worst snack to ever exist

gabby. 💐✨ @xogabbyelle.bsky.social · Dec 31

Crying. 😭

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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · Dec 31

a man with a beard is wearing a necklace and earrings .

ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a necklace and earrings .

media.tenor.com

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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · Dec 31

WV @mrluck07.bsky.social · Dec 31

Are you at least liking your new city?

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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · Dec 31

Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.blackskycomra.de · Dec 31

Met online January.
Proposed March.
Married in April.
Moved across the country to live with her in December.

We're now divorced.
Not every leap is a good one.

nai THEE black barbie 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · Dec 31

1. What is the greatest leap of faith you have taken?

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gabby. 💐✨ @xogabbyelle.bsky.social · Dec 31

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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TK thee Prosecco Princess @practicesbaby.bsky.social · Dec 31

It’s watashi wa star

TK thee Prosecco Princess @practicesbaby.bsky.social · Dec 31

How do you pronounce Worcestershire sauce?

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gabby. 💐✨ @xogabbyelle.bsky.social · Dec 31

10/10 usage of vagabond.😭

‘Shaneneh’s Sho Nuff Hair Salon’ Investor @officialblee.blacksky.app · Dec 31

Cheating on your girl when your name ain’t even on the lease is a different kind of bold. Freaky ass vagabond.

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gabby. 💐✨ @xogabbyelle.bsky.social · Dec 31

Gotta get your groove on… 🗣️

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skylerb97.bsky.social @skylerb97.bsky.social · Dec 31

Nobody from the Old Testament that's for sure

Shana V. White (she/her) @shanavwhite.blacksky.app · Dec 30

16. If you could switch places with someone in the Bible who would it be?

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