Sb
@xtasbe.bsky.social
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Former writer. Father of two children. I write long silly threads on old TV programmes. Have a look here https://www.buymeacoffee.com/jetelephone/posts
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iskandarv.bsky.social
Maybe it’s a Radio 2 thing? Like the mold in the studios sends them that way.
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Literally thought this was Anthony Bourdain but it's Charlie Chaplin
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POV you're living your best life WHAT AS A CAMERA OPERATOR FILMING SOME PRICK
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IT'S NOT POV IF I CAN SEE YOUR FACE. I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE PERSON WITH THE POV. IF SOMEONE IS FILMING ME IT'S NOT MY POV IT'S THEIR POV. FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST
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For god's sake can people learn what POV stands for
xtasbe.bsky.social
My Welsh learning centre has been taken over by Aberystwyth. The Gogs are determined to be the keepers of True Welsh aren't they
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QT this post with someone you wish was still alive - Elliott
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adactivity.bsky.social
It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking
xtasbe.bsky.social
Scientist: *studies and researches for 20 years, cures cancer*
Cynthia off Strictly: remember that conversation we had earlier, I told you to cure cancer, that was me
xtasbe.bsky.social
Chwarae teg they've correctly labelled him now
xtasbe.bsky.social
Finding out that Dahmer died in agony after his boasting finally got too much for the other inmates was a good discovery
xtasbe.bsky.social
Always imagined people like Moon, Ollie Reed etc must have been fun for half an hour and incredibly tiresome and miserable for every subsequent second. Moon's stupid japes ended killing someone else for god's sake
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Happy news about the Lostprophets guy, hope he went out like Dahmer
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drivelcast.bsky.social
"Wake up daddy, breakfast's ready!"
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I'd always try and be polite to kids who'd made something while being terrified about the hygiene implications
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heresy.bsky.social
liberals and other right wingers should have no say in our future, they should simply enjoy the fruits of a future we are building as they shut the fuck up, or they become compost
Caitlin Johnstone X
@caitoz
Your car is knocked off a bridge and
into a river. Two guys swim up to
you. One tells you to fuck off and
drown, the other says he'll get you
out of your car in slow increments by
the year 2060. Do you keep looking
to them for help, or do you look for
other ways to free yourself?
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xtasbe.bsky.social
Was it bareback
rightwingwatch.bsky.social
A tearful Kim Robinson reports that God showed her that Charlie Kirk was rewarded with a horse ranch in Heaven and she saw "Charlie riding on a horse, with Jesus."