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zanmadyne

@zanmadyne.bsky.social

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slap drac's shit with whip and mad drip (he/him)

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zanmadyne @zanmadyne.bsky.social · May 23

FUB FREE

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Yuri Dealer @samuraiflamenco.bsky.social · 2h

Pour Eggs in Baguette!!!!!! EVERYONE POUR EGGS IN BAGUETTE NOW!!!!!!

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zanmadyne @zanmadyne.bsky.social · 53m

Ate far too much today

My poor losses, gone

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 2h

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.

Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.

At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25

Then beneath it

TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

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Panzer Golem @zelgadis.bsky.social · 2h

Mischief Magus

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やすうらやか @15delicious.bsky.social · 2h

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Glass Goblin @glassgoblin.bsky.social · 1h

svc chaos..

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zanmadyne @zanmadyne.bsky.social · 56m

Remember, don't die tomorrow

Tuesday's fine though

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☀️ Alex Chiu ☀️ @alexmchiu.bsky.social · 7h

Rumi drawing gifts for family/friends, haven’t forgotten how to draw her!!!

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しんぷる−さいもん @simple-simon.bsky.social · 9h

おはようございます☀️朝の再掲のお時間です。
「ハナキリン」
英名のひとつは“Crown of Thorns(茨の冠)”。キリスト教圏らしいといえばらしい。昨夜紹介した“Kiss me quick”とはえらい違い☺️

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michael katchan @michaelkatchan.bsky.social · 6h

sick of it all

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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 6h

Done (I think)

#KPopDemonHunters

A custom card drawn on toned tan paper with a marker drawing of the derpy tiger from KPop Demon Hunters. Below the card are two Copic markers.

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caitlin rose boyle (COMMS OPEN!) @caitlinroseboyle.com · 6h

steve mcqueen in The Blob is the most haggard “17 year old” of all time

screenshot of 1958’s The Blob, steve mcqueen lookin crispy

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Mike DeCillis @mikedecillis.bsky.social · 6h

"HOW WILL ZOHRAN PAY FOR FREE BUSES" screamed the Staten Islanders who have a free ferry

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Muddy @muddymusings.bsky.social · 6h

I was caught in her Electroweb! Whosawhatsit? Iono, of course!

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zanmadyne @zanmadyne.bsky.social · 1h

up til 3am being cringe on the internet

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d

"go to TikTok. See for yourself."

Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on ‘The Kardashians’ that she believes the moon landing was fake:

“They’re gonna say I’m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. […] There’s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?”"

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 6h

look how beautifully these trousers hang

Reviewbrah of Report of the Week is in a thrift store. He's wearing a gray suit with a white shirt and light green tie. The trousers hang pin straight without a pucker or ripple.

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Chancellor! @cdsart.bsky.social · 5h

Lets Eat a Tomato, Together

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Ashley Black 🔪💚 @darkside-ashley.bsky.social · 5h

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 5h

Who is the president

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h

O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?

TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is

O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.

TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 5h

I am progressively going to alienate the entire audience I've built up because it's funny

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 5h

Tonight at sunset I was at a mountain top cemetery in WV and an old man with 3 dogs and a wife with alzheimers rolled up bc they go there every evening and we talked about our lives and their kids and our pets and time and beauty and anyway what video game thing are you guys arguing about

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 5h

Portrait of a heterochromic cat. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1908.

Black and white studio portrait photo of a medium haired white cat with one dark and one light eye. It sits up on a table or something similar draped with dark cloth against a dark background, producing a nice contrast to the white fur.

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ben chambers 🏴 @benjaminchambers.bsky.social · 3h

they all write/talk like this now and it feels like a new genre: hate smut; manic, agitated vitriol that reads like it was written while feverishly masturbating to revenge fantasies

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 4h

it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people

if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops

But here’s the most uncomfortable truth of all: the parasites that have taken over so much of our country—pantsuited girlboss advertising executives, Skittle-haired they/them activists, soy-faced pajama-clad work-from-home HR apparatchiks, Adderall-addicted dog mom diversity consultants, nasally voiced Ivy League regulatory lawyers, obese George Soros–funded police abolitionist district attorneys, hipster trust fund socialists—are some of the least impressive people in the history of the world. The Uniparty would never have achieved what it has in this country without a great degree of rottenness, of decadence, of torpor, of complacency already

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zanmadyne @zanmadyne.bsky.social · 1h

Gross sobbing