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Zen Faulkes
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Home page: http://DoctorZen.net. Biologist. Author of Better Posters book and blog. Collector of academic hoaxes.

Environmental science 49%
Geography 13%

I've had at least 2-3 pop-ups on the web and in apps trying to get me to use some AI feature JUST this morning. I am tired of smashing "No" buttons in a tedious game of whack-a-mole.

The NSF Bio Anthro Program DDRIG, Cultural Anthrpology DDRIG, and Archaeology DDRIG have all been archived (as of yesterday afternoon). Please speak with your grad students and plan accordingly. To say I am angry and depressed about this is an understatement.

Excellent data integrity but the search function always left something to be desired 😉

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Is that… Marmorkrebs in the middle?

I thought this resource was dead! It's great, but I'm getting Cloudflare time outs. 😕

Better than an awful lot of posters I've seen at national and international conferences!

Ah! Thank you! I must have looked right at that but not seen them!

Are these movies available anywhere? I'd like to show them to my students, without having to mess around in Bluesky!

Star Wars Episode IX: Duel of the Fates
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.

Also, you can sing "Slap the lamprey" to the tune of Peter Gabriel's "Shock the Monkey."

🎶 Lamprey
Lamprey
Lamprey
Don't you know you're gonna slap the lamprey?
Hey, hey
Slap the lamprey
Hey, hey-hey-hey🎶

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More evidence that AI is useless: ChatGPT won't tell you to buy the Better Posters book for the researcher in your life for the holidays, and you really should! 😜

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Better Posters
Better posters mean better research. Distilling over a decade of experience from the popular Better Posters blog, Zen Faulkes will help you create a clear and informative conference poster that delive...
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Now do Royal Crown
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
Just a gentle reminder to save PDFs of the work you published this year especially in digital publications because you could look up one day and find that that pub doesn’t exist anymore and isn’t archived anywhere and is just gone

Ask me how I know!

5 (con't). Of course, the reverse is also true. Some professors expect formality and will positively flip out over an email beginning with "Hey."

6/6 🏁

5. This one is hard, but try to be aware of different professional cultures. Many cultures teach students to show extreme deference to an educator. To someone not in that culture, this way of talking can seem obsequious, insincere, and deeply annoying.

5/

4. Professors get a lot of emails.

a) Follow the "no scroll" rule for your first email. Make it easy to read and reply to.

b) Do not be afraid to resend an email if you don't get a reply. It may have drifted down from the top of the inbox.

4/

3. Ask about current research projects. Professors love to talk about their research, and almost nobody ever asks!

3/

2. Find a paper from professor that looks interesting and read it. Tell the professor that you read it and what you found interesting about it. Describe how it aligns with your interests.

Showing familiarity with the supervisor's work goes a long way.

2/

A thread 🧵 of suggestions:

1. Show you've done your homework. Too many people will send emails about how they are super excited about protein synthesis in yeast to me, a crustacean researcher.

I don't do yeast. I can't help you. 1/
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.

Munida almost never have their tail fully extended like in the picture; quick search on Pylocheles seems to show they don't flex their abdomens as strongly?

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Mystery of how turtles read their magnetic map solved. Alayna Mackiewicz & co reveal that hatchling loggerhead turtles feel the magnetism 🔁

journals.biologists.com/jeb/article/...

Read the full research at journals.biologists.com/jeb/article/...

"You will be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:

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By mapping connections among researchers, Neurotree makes it possible to trace how the field has evolved and to visualize how shifts in lab size, training and other factors can shape its direction, writes founder @stephenvdavid.bsky.social.

bit.ly/4od0SiL

#neuroskyence #StateOfNeuroscience
Tracing neuroscience’s family tree to track its growth
By mapping connections among researchers, Neurotree makes it possible to see how the field has evolved and what factors shape its direction.
www.thetransmitter.org

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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts

Oh, it’s so good. Get a print copy! I got an ebook version, which didn’t really capture the double page spreads.