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Geno's Pizza 🍕

@zerodynamic.bsky.social

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flatulent bipedal hominid my body of work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3i67ooh2fmnsfeavgffzaxym/feed/aaajv3z43nfpy

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Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 10h

it brings out a more crisp, punchy tone

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 20h

objection your honor, I'm scared

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 1d

fuck my stupid hamburger helpless life

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d

Basically the only thing that brings me any measure of joy these days is when they put fresh woodchips in my cage and i piss in them and roll around in it for a while but then it’s like now what

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Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 1d

don't never given't up

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 1d

at my wedding we're serving diced hotdogs with a lemongrass aioli reduction

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 1d

I'm riding my bike to your house to pinch your penis

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 1d

Do you have an alternative explanation for the perceived binomial distribution, and/or that sex/gender is a spectrum? (honestly curious)

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 2d

if you're a football kicker and you miss an easy field goal, you should be forced to strip naked on the field and walk off alone as the crowd chants "shame, shame, shame"

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 2d

[Fascinated third-party here] Are you suggesting something specific, or are you making a general point about data?

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 3d

the cool part about having sex in a closet is that you don't have to come out of the closet

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 3d

boobs (I'm talking breasts) [like real honest to goodness tits] {honkers}

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 3d

hey look out your window, across the street, I'm wearing a shirt with no colors, or I guess all colors depending on your perspective (colors don't exist, they're just our brain's interpretation of optical sensors)

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 3d

simulating her clit [everything is computer]

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 3d

hot singles in your area? you may be entitled to compensation

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 3d

she's a 10, but she has ugly armpits

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 3d

hot moms in your area are looking for their keys: "does anyone remember where I put them?" one asks

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 3d

not now kitten, daddy's in the middle of a stage 4 hallucination

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Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 4d

looking for investors for my business: Rent-A-Cat, where I bring my cat to your house and leave him there for 2 hours, all for only $20

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 4d

ett settera

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 6d

warlocks

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 6d

drinking the midnight oil and distilling it down into a powder so I can smoke it and snort it

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Playboy Magazine @cowboybebop.bsky.social · 7d

my cat wants a pocket knife but i dont think shes ready

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Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 7d

this is disgusting and I hate it

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 7d

tell your cat I said "ack ack ack ack" when I saw a bird outside, he'll appreciate that