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Geno's Pizza 🍕

@zerodynamic.bsky.social

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flatulent bipedal hominid my body of work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3i67ooh2fmnsfeavgffzaxym/feed/aaajv3z43nfpy

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Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 3h

if you're a football kicker and you miss an easy field goal, you should be forced to strip naked on the field and walk off alone as the crowd chants "shame, shame, shame"

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 8h

[Fascinated third-party here] Are you suggesting something specific, or are you making a general point about data?

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 1d

the cool part about having sex in a closet is that you don't have to come out of the closet

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 1d

boobs (I'm talking breasts) [like real honest to goodness tits] {honkers}

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 1d

hey look out your window, across the street, I'm wearing a shirt with no colors, or I guess all colors depending on your perspective (colors don't exist, they're just our brain's interpretation of optical sensors)

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 1d

simulating her clit [everything is computer]

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 1d

hot singles in your area? you may be entitled to compensation

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 1d

she's a 10, but she has ugly armpits

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 1d

hot moms in your area are looking for their keys: "does anyone remember where I put them?" one asks

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 1d

not now kitten, daddy's in the middle of a stage 4 hallucination

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Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 2d

looking for investors for my business: Rent-A-Cat, where I bring my cat to your house and leave him there for 2 hours, all for only $20

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 2d

ett settera

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 4d

warlocks

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 4d

drinking the midnight oil and distilling it down into a powder so I can smoke it and snort it

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Playboy Magazine @cowboybebop.bsky.social · 5d

my cat wants a pocket knife but i dont think shes ready

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Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 5d

this is disgusting and I hate it

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 5d

tell your cat I said "ack ack ack ack" when I saw a bird outside, he'll appreciate that

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 5d

captain big balls over here

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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 6d

if that’s your girl why is she making my toilet bowl echo

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Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 6d

hang on, lemme gin up some piss for ya

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 6d

with the white hot fury of 1000 anuses

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 6d

on my way to your apartment so we can sniff each other's fingers

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 7d

I am high on drugs

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 7d

[sad penis noise]

Geno's Pizza 🍕 @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 7d

struggling a bit with object permanence -- like if it's not there anymore, where is it? and if I can't observe it, should I simply trust someone else's observation? isn't that just faith?