Dog Eggs
@zerodynamic.bsky.social
flatulent bipedal hominid
formerly: Geno's Pizza 🍕
my body of work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3i67ooh2fmnsfeavgffzaxym/feed/aaajv3z43nfpy
formerly: Geno's Pizza 🍕
my body of work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3i67ooh2fmnsfeavgffzaxym/feed/aaajv3z43nfpy
I am high on donkey sauce
December 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I am high on donkey sauce
why don't we put our heads together -- you with your pussy hat, me with my penis hat -- and have hat sex
December 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
why don't we put our heads together -- you with your pussy hat, me with my penis hat -- and have hat sex
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just an absolutely exquisite thing to read
oh oops thanks for the clarification! while i have you, whats it like to be the piss king of turd mountain
7-7.5% of the US population are Jewish. 6-6.5% of the UK population are Muslim and don't celebrate Christmas either. Also, Christianity is a state religion in the UK, which probably has a lot more to to do with it.
It's always ill-advised to be snarky before doing your research.
It's always ill-advised to be snarky before doing your research.
December 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
just an absolutely exquisite thing to read
Harry Potter and the Surprisingly Messy Poop
anyway, merry christmas everyone, I'm praying for you
anyway, merry christmas everyone, I'm praying for you
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Harry Potter and the Surprisingly Messy Poop
anyway, merry christmas everyone, I'm praying for you
anyway, merry christmas everyone, I'm praying for you
showing up at your house with weed for you to smoke
December 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
showing up at your house with weed for you to smoke
[attempting dirty talk] I bet you like bagels, don't you, you sick fuck
December 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
[attempting dirty talk] I bet you like bagels, don't you, you sick fuck
ask your doctor if Tits may be right for you
December 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
ask your doctor if Tits may be right for you
new product alert: VULVA BALM
December 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
new product alert: VULVA BALM
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dont spit on the ground, the dirt in your yard is slowly developing a taste for humans. thats how sink holes happen.
December 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
dont spit on the ground, the dirt in your yard is slowly developing a taste for humans. thats how sink holes happen.
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If you're enjoying these words, you might enjoy some of the other words that there are
December 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If you're enjoying these words, you might enjoy some of the other words that there are
my buddy Kyle killed an alien once
December 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
my buddy Kyle killed an alien once
everybody please remind your moms I'll be stopping by at 9 pm tonight so be ready
December 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
everybody please remind your moms I'll be stopping by at 9 pm tonight so be ready
after much deliberation, the board would like to announce their selection of this year's floor cleaning supervisor, Lane Kiffin
December 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
after much deliberation, the board would like to announce their selection of this year's floor cleaning supervisor, Lane Kiffin
am I gonna get drunk at work tomorrow? no, I'm gonna BE drunk when I get there
December 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
am I gonna get drunk at work tomorrow? no, I'm gonna BE drunk when I get there
it all hit me like a bag of tits
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
it all hit me like a bag of tits
why don't you blow it out your ass and directly into my ass
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
why don't you blow it out your ass and directly into my ass
taking a break from work to get some sun on my bunghole
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
taking a break from work to get some sun on my bunghole
this One Weird Trick will cure your belly ache (farting)
December 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
this One Weird Trick will cure your belly ache (farting)
god cracked the ass so the poop and farts could blast out
December 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
god cracked the ass so the poop and farts could blast out
rockin the Areola Blaster 9000
December 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
rockin the Areola Blaster 9000
I, like many of you, wash my ass with the water that sprays up when I flush the toilet at work
December 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I, like many of you, wash my ass with the water that sprays up when I flush the toilet at work
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My mother entered me in the Ohio Statewide Large Adult Son Pageant
December 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My mother entered me in the Ohio Statewide Large Adult Son Pageant