Dog Eggs
@zerodynamic.bsky.social
flatulent bipedal hominid
formerly: Geno's Pizza 🍕
my body of work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3i67ooh2fmnsfeavgffzaxym/feed/aaajv3z43nfpy
formerly: Geno's Pizza 🍕
my body of work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3i67ooh2fmnsfeavgffzaxym/feed/aaajv3z43nfpy
do it man, we're all rooting for you
December 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
do it man, we're all rooting for you
that is -- literally -- the american dream
December 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
that is -- literally -- the american dream
a man/woman of the people/animals
December 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
a man/woman of the people/animals
to make a good splash
December 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
to make a good splash
I wonder what the argument was about
December 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I wonder what the argument was about
you've altered my perception
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
you've altered my perception
I've been working under that assumption
December 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I've been working under that assumption
nothing could've prepared me for what was waiting at the end of this post
December 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
nothing could've prepared me for what was waiting at the end of this post
if you know what I mean
December 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
if you know what I mean
you can be, if you put your mind to it*
*drugs in your mouth
*drugs in your mouth
December 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
you can be, if you put your mind to it*
*drugs in your mouth
*drugs in your mouth
maybe you deserved it because of who you are as a person? maybe not tho
December 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
maybe you deserved it because of who you are as a person? maybe not tho
I, also, am high and looking at the ceiling
December 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I, also, am high and looking at the ceiling
must be nice to be on a last name basis with a clothing brand
December 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
must be nice to be on a last name basis with a clothing brand
this was an adventure from start to finish
December 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
this was an adventure from start to finish