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zerodynamic.bsky.social
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@zerodynamic.bsky.social
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flatulent bipedal hominid

formerly: Geno's Pizza 🍕

my body of work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3i67ooh2fmnsfeavgffzaxym/feed/aaajv3z43nfpy
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zerodynamic.bsky.social
no one should have to look at Jerry Neuheisel
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
zerodynamic.bsky.social
got some good news (giraffe) and some bad news (Geoffrey)
What is the name of the Toys R Us giraffe? AI Overview +4 Remembering Geoffrey: The Toys R Us Giraffe Name Revealed The Toys \"R\" Us giraffe is named Geoffrey. He is the brand's mascot and has been featured in advertisements since the 1950s, though he was originally known as "Dr. G. Raffe". Origin: Geoffrey first appeared in print ads in the 1950s for Children's Bargaintown (the precursor to Toys \"R\" Us). Name change: He was later renamed Geoffrey and was officially introduced as the mascot for Toys \"R\" Us in 1965. Family: In some versions of his story, he has a wife named Gigi and children.
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
zerodynamic.bsky.social
July 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
zerodynamic.bsky.social
wet mattress thru molasses
sore back no gas
gotta pay my taxes
June 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
zerodynamic.bsky.social
sicko at window saying yes, ha ha ha, yes
May 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM