Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃

@zoealicempls.bsky.social

2.5K followers 980 following 12K posts

hi, I’m Zoë, and I’m a fucking delight 36 🔞| Married | Minneapolis fan godslittleravioli.tumblr.com

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · Aug 30

read: godzilla for america’s libraries, with an image of a mild godzilla reading a book about himself

15 400 1K

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1h

I think it’s just plain ol 1950s sexism

1 1

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2h

I need to stop looking at houses that could be called “baronial” and look more at ones on the order of ‘I got my lordship by paying for a square foot of land’

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 3h

Selling a generator, anybody need a gas-powered generator that we bought for the wedding and only used that weekend?

Reposted by A Smol Pumpkin 🎃

DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 21h

On the train once I was listening to mountain goats’ Tallahassee and was like I don’t remember a cello part in this wild how there’s still more to discover even after years of listening to it and then I turned around and a dude was set up on a little stool with a whole ass cello in the train car

Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 21h

A few years ago I played Godspeed You! Black Emperor for my girlfriend for the first time and I had to stop the record because she didn’t realize that the loud crashing sound we heard wasn’t part of the record and there was a dude outside with his car in our neighbor’s tree

2 7 50

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 21h

I started taking HRT to see what would happen. Like, I had a clue but I wasn’t “sure” in any sense of the word. 12/10 highly recommend

Sable, Public Universal Momfriend 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 22h

I think we should make transition so easy to access and so socially accepted that cis people actually do start transitioning for absurd reasons

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

I hope you win

1 9

Reposted by A Smol Pumpkin 🎃

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

oh to be one of my cats, whose biggest problem in life is the presence of another cat

2 2 12

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

It’s coming out day

Despite the horrors, I’m still glad I transitioned

a happy trans woman in a houndstooth blazer

2 21

Reposted by A Smol Pumpkin 🎃

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

changing the minneapolis area code to just 6 because fuck 12

2 3 19

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

changing the minneapolis area code to just 6 because fuck 12

2 3 19

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

daily me

zoe, a white woman with red hair, wearing a black blue and purple sweater

1 17

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

oh to be one of my cats, whose biggest problem in life is the presence of another cat

2 2 12

Reposted by A Smol Pumpkin 🎃

🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman (Horrifying) @josie.zone · 2d

What do you think would happen if Columbo got sent to The Village from "The Prisoner"

13 8 43

Reposted by A Smol Pumpkin 🎃

chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · Jun 1

whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing

140 2.6K 7.7K

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2d

the Bangle Butt E65 7-series is my controversial nominee

Jalopnik @jalopnik.bsky.social · 3d

What Was The First 'Modern' Car?

This is sort of a nebulous idea since there's no 100% right answer, but that's sort of the fun part, isn't it?

www.jalopnik.com

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2d

I’m torn because there are absolutely attorneys who shouldn’t be attorneys, and there are people who aren’t attorneys who absolutely could be attorneys but for the life of me I cannot figure out how to separate these groups besides ‘vibes’