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Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · 7h

Exactly what i do 😂

Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · 2d

Bless... had to praise Melania for protecting us as she goes mental if other cats near any window... *only* time she has scratched me.
You never know what theyve experienced prior with rescue darlings 🤷🏼‍♀️

Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · 2d

Left the tv on for the cats when i went out as their supersonic hearing ears twitch at bangers (fireworks stylee 😉).... they do cbd treats for animals with anxiety now (highly recommend cbd effect!) 😇

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 3d

"Be who you are and say how you feel cause those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”

This Halloween my pumpkins say how I truly feel.

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Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · 4d

😂😂😂😂

fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 5d

I have a "how is my driving?" sticker on my work van. It's actually the number to a premium sex chat that costs them a couple quid a minute.

Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · 6d

TWELFTY!

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 9d

My most popular cartoon by a long chalk is also oddly niche, in that it mostly appeals to a generation who remember the song it refers to and enjoy the nostalgia for their youth. I can draw one for you if you like.

www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

Cartoon: simple black and white line drawing. A couple in a living room. The man is sitting in an armchair reading a newspaper, head turned slightly towards his wife who is standing at the window, tugging at the curtain and saying "I see the Renegade Master's back once again with the ill behaviour".

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Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · 9d

My fav CanadianFrenchUK ish produce person (something in the water truth serum stylee Berks way deffo ☺️)

Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · 9d

We got into this in primary skool! 👍

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Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · 9d

Not technically a single but same length as 20.... and wasnt of that age yet but started early on repeat on my walkman 😏 (why i think always hung out/get on better with those older than me 🤷🏼‍♀️)

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Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · 11d

A lot of fun was had at Cable club before it canished 😉 Stella promo by punchdrunk in shoreditch was amazing... thoroughly recommend Viola's room if still on in docklands!
Yep: much prefer Liverpool to london, ignore the bad news too! (Rents are same/better here than Berks in 2012! 🥳🤯😃)

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Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · 11d

😂😂😂

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Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · 11d

I'm romanticising from when i lived there a decade ago before the horrors i hear of! 🤷🏼‍♀️😂😉

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Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · 12d

Local cinema used to do a secret screening.... went along & saw the Nelson Mandela movie... a month before the royals went to the fancy premier 💅
If its london may be something PunchDrunk esque which will prob be awesome 🤓

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Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · 12d

The much needed 'fire' to your obvious chillness 🤷🏼‍♀️ (why the partnership/marriage works) 😉

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Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · 21d

I knew there was some truth in the myth! 😉

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Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · 24d

Could add you but would be like unmasking Zorroette 🤷🏼‍♀️😉

Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · 24d

Some think its facebook... its a biz tool & anybody recruiting will check it out! Rarely post, v vanilla if i do... i find the people 'sharing' sob stories or selfies for likes (invisible approval serotonin addicts) very urgh... luckily no one im connected to does that on there 🙏

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Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · 25d

Chateaubriand raffle in Altricham? 😏

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Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · Sep 30

Meat raffle at a local working mens club near me eh? 😂

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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · Sep 28

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Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · Sep 14

Oh how i miss the empty roads/choosing to visit when supermarkets were empty late evening/making loud sheep noises out my car window at the sheeple queuing up to shop (when they could have gone at any other time)

a bunch of sheep are laying on the ground in front of a building with a sign that says 6

ALT: a bunch of sheep are laying on the ground in front of a building with a sign that says 6

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Coates is Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · Sep 11

Got the washing in before it pissed down

a man in a suit is being touched by a woman in a headband

Alt: Daniel Craig in character, a suit, looking self-satisfied, nodding in acknowledgment of applause

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Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · Sep 11

Theres nothing a nap cant fix 🙂
(Ive just swapped my birkenstocks for my memoryfoam slippers waaaaaah! 🥹)

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Aloha K @8lohakynwa.bsky.social · Sep 10

Spoken like a true parent 😂