Abby Milberg
@abbymilberg.com
Frontend dev, photographer, geek, Australian Shepherd mom x2.
The TSA should take all the soaps they confiscate from people for being over 3oz and forcibly scrub anyone who tries to get on a plane with body odor.
December 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The TSA should take all the soaps they confiscate from people for being over 3oz and forcibly scrub anyone who tries to get on a plane with body odor.
Current status: Siting in a giant metal tube 11km above the Atlantic ocean, having a conversation in real time with people in 5 different countries, getting *really* annoyed that the messages are only going through about 90% of the time.
Sometimes I need a pinch to keep things in perspective. 😂
Sometimes I need a pinch to keep things in perspective. 😂
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Current status: Siting in a giant metal tube 11km above the Atlantic ocean, having a conversation in real time with people in 5 different countries, getting *really* annoyed that the messages are only going through about 90% of the time.
Sometimes I need a pinch to keep things in perspective. 😂
Sometimes I need a pinch to keep things in perspective. 😂
OH: If the landlord takes you to court, I'll go on the stand and argue with a straight face that the lease says "no cats" (plural) and you don't have cats, you have one singular cat. 🤣
December 11, 2025 at 10:01 AM
OH: If the landlord takes you to court, I'll go on the stand and argue with a straight face that the lease says "no cats" (plural) and you don't have cats, you have one singular cat. 🤣
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i like these home details designed for pets
IG meredithsterninteriors
IG meredithsterninteriors
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
i like these home details designed for pets
IG meredithsterninteriors
IG meredithsterninteriors
Me: I’ll pack all black tops for my work trip, it’s not like the dogs will be there to get fur all over them. 😍
Also me: I’ll pack the pretty white wool scarf for contrast. 🤦🏼♀️
Also me: I’ll pack the pretty white wool scarf for contrast. 🤦🏼♀️
December 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Me: I’ll pack all black tops for my work trip, it’s not like the dogs will be there to get fur all over them. 😍
Also me: I’ll pack the pretty white wool scarf for contrast. 🤦🏼♀️
Also me: I’ll pack the pretty white wool scarf for contrast. 🤦🏼♀️
TIL: Paris has a significant wild parakeet population! Thought the jet lag was truly getting to me when I first saw this guy, until I googled it.
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
TIL: Paris has a significant wild parakeet population! Thought the jet lag was truly getting to me when I first saw this guy, until I googled it.
Bonjour, Paris! Beyond excited for the #DrupalAISummit at #FOST2025!
December 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Bonjour, Paris! Beyond excited for the #DrupalAISummit at #FOST2025!
it's 0 days since Netflix got that Kate Bush song stuck in my head again 😭
a picture of a woman wearing headphones with a caption that says weaponsofclairvoyance
Alt: a gif of Max from stranger things wearing headphones, with a caption that says "hey man are you okay? I saw on spotify you've been listening to 'running up that hill (deal with god)' for 44 minutes straight"
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
it's 0 days since Netflix got that Kate Bush song stuck in my head again 😭
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It's December 1st, which means that throughout the entire month you should reserve 5-10 minutes every day to read a fantastic article about HTML. ❤️🔥
Check out what's hidden behind the first door.
htmhell.dev/adventcalendar
Check out what's hidden behind the first door.
htmhell.dev/adventcalendar
December 1, 2025 at 7:48 AM
It's December 1st, which means that throughout the entire month you should reserve 5-10 minutes every day to read a fantastic article about HTML. ❤️🔥
Check out what's hidden behind the first door.
htmhell.dev/adventcalendar
Check out what's hidden behind the first door.
htmhell.dev/adventcalendar
I return from the bathroom to find my desk covered in muddy paw prints 🤦🏼♀️🤣❤️
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I return from the bathroom to find my desk covered in muddy paw prints 🤦🏼♀️🤣❤️
My brain is jaded about another dumb zombie flick, but my heart is like LIAM NEESON AND STRANGER THINGS STEVE FIGHTING ZOMBIE DEER TO IRONICALLY UPBEAT MUSIC?!? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kea7...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kea7...
COLD STORAGE | Official Trailer | STUDIOCANAL
YouTube video by STUDIOCANAL
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My brain is jaded about another dumb zombie flick, but my heart is like LIAM NEESON AND STRANGER THINGS STEVE FIGHTING ZOMBIE DEER TO IRONICALLY UPBEAT MUSIC?!? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kea7...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kea7...
Favorite part of WFH and having a spouse who also WFH: texting them dumb puns throughout the day and being able to hear their enraged reaction from the next room. 😇😂
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Favorite part of WFH and having a spouse who also WFH: texting them dumb puns throughout the day and being able to hear their enraged reaction from the next room. 😇😂
I regret to inform you all that I have not won $900 million tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I regret to inform you all that I have not won $900 million tonight.
I don’t have insomnia all that often, but when I do, I really wish it was possible to get up without the dogs taking it as a sign that it’s MORNING AND TIME TO PLAY
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I don’t have insomnia all that often, but when I do, I really wish it was possible to get up without the dogs taking it as a sign that it’s MORNING AND TIME TO PLAY
Edgar the Bug has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Edgar the Bug has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
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Go home, Amazon, you’re drunk.
October 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Go home, Amazon, you’re drunk.
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I remember being told in the early 2000s that PHP was a toy language and if I were serious about professional development, I should switch to a "serious" language.
October 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I remember being told in the early 2000s that PHP was a toy language and if I were serious about professional development, I should switch to a "serious" language.
Submitted my session proposal from #DrupalCon Chicago! 🤞 They extended the deadline to today - get yours in if you haven't already! sessionize.com/drupalcon-ch...
DrupalCon Chicago 2026: Call for Speakers
Drupal is one of the largest open-source projects in the world. At DrupalCon, our speakers and participants represent the diverse and vibrant Drupal c...
sessionize.com
October 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Submitted my session proposal from #DrupalCon Chicago! 🤞 They extended the deadline to today - get yours in if you haven't already! sessionize.com/drupalcon-ch...
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in 20 years, the most extreme, reactionary, "return to tradition" masculinity influencer is going to adopt this uniform and you'll have to calmly explain that this was once considered non-traditional
October 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
in 20 years, the most extreme, reactionary, "return to tradition" masculinity influencer is going to adopt this uniform and you'll have to calmly explain that this was once considered non-traditional
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somewhere in portland, there's one person, or a small handful of people, who came up with the inflatable costume idea, and I feel like they deserve our immense respect for defining the obvious developing aesthetic of the contemporary battle against fascism
October 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
somewhere in portland, there's one person, or a small handful of people, who came up with the inflatable costume idea, and I feel like they deserve our immense respect for defining the obvious developing aesthetic of the contemporary battle against fascism
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Startup Idea: A safe way for CEO's to request staff members to acquire gift-cards...
October 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Startup Idea: A safe way for CEO's to request staff members to acquire gift-cards...
Three young bears ran right across the road in front of us in Gatlinburg. (I’m sure mama’s not far, but we didn’t see her). 😍
October 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Three young bears ran right across the road in front of us in Gatlinburg. (I’m sure mama’s not far, but we didn’t see her). 😍
Just passed a church with the sign “sus is the answer.” I guess he really is Among Us. 🤣
October 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Just passed a church with the sign “sus is the answer.” I guess he really is Among Us. 🤣