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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)
@abdanielsmith.bsky.social
Parody 🌾 Albertan & 🍁 Canadian. "Wife". Dog Lover 🐶 Anti-LGBTQIA+. Anti-vax. Anti-science. Pro-Healthcare Privatization. Former lobbyist turned Alberta's 19th Premier. Only listen to CEOs
https://www.abconservatives.ca/
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Proud to see Alberta curler, Marc Kennedy, showing the world the shared values and sportsmanship many Albertans have at the #OlympicWinterGames!

#OlimpiadiInvernali2026
February 14, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I know exactly where I WON'T be this weekend.

And that's anywhere near Edmonton!

Maybe I'll have dinner with my good friend, Sam Mraiche. 🤔

#abpoli #UCPCorruption #UCPPublicInquiryNOW #abhealth
Hey EDMONTON, let's have an Urgent Conversation about Health Care.
This isn't about politics or ideology... its about objective facts!
Is HC going in the right direction? What can we all do about it?

Please help spread the word:
www.friendsofmedicar...
February 14, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Hey Lethbridge! 📢

Are you happy the UCP brought back coal mining to Alberta? Are you happy that we're re-introducing poisonous selenium to your drinking water? Are you happy my UCP is putting profits over you & your family's health and prosperity?

Send us a message!

#abpoli
Join us in Lethbridge next Friday! Sign our petition in person, and meet with your fellow community leaders!

You asked, we answered. We've got three campaign launch events across Alberta next weekend!
#waternotcoal #coalpetition #alberta #lethbridge
February 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Hey Alberta! 📣

Through my Panamanian dealings with Sam Mraiche, I have acquired a bridge over some swamp land.

Anyone who believes this article should get in contact with me. It's a great deal!

Read: globalnews.ca/news/1166719...
#abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith says she hasn’t signed separatist petition | Globalnews.ca
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith claims she has not signed a petition that is currently gathering signatures calling for a referendum on pulling the province out of Confederation.
globalnews.ca
February 13, 2026 at 9:15 PM
MartyUpNorth says Alberta has been fighting for separation since 1905.

Which is interesting because Alberta officially became a province on Sept. 1, 1905.

So according to him, Alberta has been trying to separate since it's inception. 🤦‍♀️

#abpoli #AlbertaIndependence
February 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM
When it comes to Canada's Equalization Program, Alberta has a special take.

#abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation #AlbertaSovereignty #ableg
February 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
It's great to see separatists using conservative propaganda tactics to exaggerate numbers make it seem like most Albertans want secession while hoping nobody fact checks them.

FACTS: angusreid.org/alberta-unit...
#abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSovereignty #AlbertaSeparation
February 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
This doesn't sound like treason at all!
Not to any conservative that is.

#abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation #AlbertaSovereignty
“Dennis Modry, a co-founder of the group, told NBC News that border security, the Canadian pension plan, taxes, national debt, and the possible currency revamp were on the table. So was the development of an independent military”

#ableg #cdnpoli

www.thedailybeast.com/group-plotti...
Group Plotting to Break Up Canada Reveals Jaw-Dropping Details of Secret Meetings With Trump Teams
Leaders of the Alberta Prosperity Project say they have met with high-ranking Trump officials three times.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Wow. Didn't have 'conservatives seeing what it's like to be attacked by conservatives' on my Bingo card this year.

Read: www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
#abpoli #cdnpoli #nbpoli
Conservative MP refusing pay bump was heckled, admonished by his colleagues | CBC News
The Conservative MP who went public with his intent to refuse a pending parliamentary pay increase was called out by the party whip in front of his colleagues and heckled as he tried to defend his dec...
www.cbc.ca
February 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
“A month after AB hospitals minister said ER doctors would “immediately” work in a new role to triage patients in overcrowded waiting rooms, the province… will not say if any triage liaison physicians (TLP) are on the job.”

YOU BELIEVED US?! 🤣

Read: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Alberta government won't say if promised new triage emergency doctors are on the job | CBC News
Nearly a month after Alberta’s hospitals minister said emergency room doctors would “immediately” be working to triage patients in overcrowded waiting rooms, the province and its health agencies will ...
www.cbc.ca
February 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Thank you Donald Trump for your kind compassionate condolences for the Tumbler Ridge shooting.

Unlike the US, Canada is unaccustomed to school shootings as they rarely happen here. But with your help, Alberta can be the entry point to US-style gun laws and for-profit healthcare!
February 12, 2026 at 5:41 PM
If you're NOT angry at me and my UCP for clawing back money to AISH recipients, forcing teachers back to work using the notwithstanding clause, and stripping people of their Charter rights, then you are MY KIND OF UCP SUPPORTER and more will come!

#RecallThemAll #abpoli
Time is ticking, your local recal might be ending soon. Find a location near you at https://operationtotalrecall.ca/
February 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
FINALLY!

After 50+ years of wealthy capitalist conservatives spreading lies & 'alternative facts' by every means possible, we have finally reached:

The Age of Disinformation!

We will continue working to ensure public education is eroded until we can tell people what to think!
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
And people wonder how it's possible that conservatives continue getting elected in Alberta.

#abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation #AlbertaSovereignty #yyc #yeg #reddeer
February 11, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Leave a reply in the comments and tell me what kind of Canadian you are and what kind of Canadian you think I am!

#abpoli #cdnpoli
February 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
The next season of Dr. Death is going to be soooooo lit! 🔥

#abpoli #abhealth
February 11, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Believe Alberta separatists when they make threats.

They drove all the way to Ottawa to overthrow the federal gov't.

They blockaded Coutts border crossing.

They'll blame the failed referendum on vote rigging and I get the national unity crisis I promised!

#abpoli #ableg
February 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
As Canadians across the country mourn the national tragedy in Tumbler Ridge yesterday, I directed flags to be flown at half-mast so I won't be outdone by Mark Carney.

My stance against the Liberal gun buyback program hasn't changed.

#ThoughtsAndPrayers
February 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Budget 2026 will see my UCP spending taxpayer money on important projects, like creating an Alberta provincial police force and pensions, while clawing back on useless public services, like healthcare, education, and AISH.

Watch: edmonton.citynews.ca/video/2026/0...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
Premier Smith warns Albertans of ‘significant deficits’
Alberta’s premier is issuing a warning ahead of this month’s provincial budget release: expect plenty of red ink. But as Sean Amato reports, Danielle Smith promises there will not be any tax hikes or ...
edmonton.citynews.ca
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
@lukaszukab.bsky.social has it all wrong.

By allowing the separatist petition, I get to keep Albertans distracted as my UCP goes after pensions and judges.

Then I get to blame Ottawa when their unconstitutional question fails court challenges.

Watch: www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/alb...
#abpoli #ableg
Former deputy premier says Smith is ‘hellbent’ on separation referendum
Former deputy premier and lead proponent of the Forever Canadian petition Thomas Lukaszuk joins Alberta Primetime host Michael Higgins to discuss recent Alberta independence polling and a strategy piv...
www.ctvnews.ca
February 11, 2026 at 2:32 PM
According to "KatKanada_TM"...

Pierre Poilievre is a CABINET MINISTER! 🤣

Glad to see conservatives following and taking political advice from someone who doesn't even understand the very basics of our parliamentary system.

Sign the petition: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

#cdnpoli
February 10, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Exciting!

Just like Jehovah Witnesses, UofC Conservatives are taking the initiative to go door knocking in the riding of Calgary Confederation when there is no upcoming election!

All to spread conservative propaganda and pressure voters to vote blue.

#abpoli #yeg
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Hey Alberta!

Do you support me an my separatist party, the UCP, actively working against Alberta's best interests?

If not, maybe you want to attend this event taking place in Calgary, Edmonton, and even in my riding of Medicine Hat!

#abpoli #yeg #yyc #MedHat #ableg #RedDeer
Looks like there will be a rally against separatism outside City Hall on February 21st.

#Calgary
#Alberta
#Canada

www.threads.com/@janelmartin...
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
These 'experts' think the federal government should withhold healthcare funding to address my privatization laws.

I'm already withholding healthcare funding!
(and diverting it to private corps too!)

Read: www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #abhealth
Health advocates say Liberals need to take a stance on Alberta’s health privatization
A group of health care advocates is on Parliament Hill lobbying lawmakers and calling on the federal government to take a stance on Alberta’s latest moves to expand private health care.
www.ctvnews.ca
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM