Abdullahi Mohamed
@abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social
A joke who makes jokes, a writer who writes things & a very tired cricket fan. There will be Brooklyn 99 memes. For enquiries, email [email protected]
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It’s practically a work of art that he thinks we’re all that stupid.
February 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
It’s practically a work of art that he thinks we’re all that stupid.
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Left: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home
Right: Nigel Farage's Reform UK advertising a job which is working form home
Right: Nigel Farage's Reform UK advertising a job which is working form home
February 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Left: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home
Right: Nigel Farage's Reform UK advertising a job which is working form home
Right: Nigel Farage's Reform UK advertising a job which is working form home
Somehow, somewhere, keir starmer listening to the clash's 'should i stay or should i go?' will become a thing.
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Somehow, somewhere, keir starmer listening to the clash's 'should i stay or should i go?' will become a thing.
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The billboard behind Bad Bunny during this halftime performance reads: "The only thing more powerful than hate is love." #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
The billboard behind Bad Bunny during this halftime performance reads: "The only thing more powerful than hate is love." #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
My lord, the reaction to bad bunny's super bowl halftime show is gonna be gold. Makes it EVEN MORE worthy for him to perform x
February 8, 2026 at 11:57 PM
My lord, the reaction to bad bunny's super bowl halftime show is gonna be gold. Makes it EVEN MORE worthy for him to perform x
If you had a terrible week, it could've been worse. You could be that morgan mcsweeney dude for example
February 8, 2026 at 4:09 PM
If you had a terrible week, it could've been worse. You could be that morgan mcsweeney dude for example
Bye felicia !
BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney quits as Keir Starmer's chief of staff amid fall-out from the Mandelson scandal
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Bye felicia !
Shot ➡️ chaser (headlines via @theguardian.com)
February 8, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Shot ➡️ chaser (headlines via @theguardian.com)
This is real . Really Real. SO FUCKING REAL
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February 7, 2026 at 10:20 AM
This is real . Really Real. SO FUCKING REAL
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I could boo at jd vance on my screen all night if i fucking have to. #WinterOlympics
February 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I could boo at jd vance on my screen all night if i fucking have to. #WinterOlympics
The thing about Donald Jackass Trump posting a racist video making the Obamas look like monkeys isn't that it's shocking (we all know it isn't), it's that his racism has been widely documented for years. The media hasn't & won't call him out for that. It's also why I'll remain forever unsurprised.
February 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM
The thing about Donald Jackass Trump posting a racist video making the Obamas look like monkeys isn't that it's shocking (we all know it isn't), it's that his racism has been widely documented for years. The media hasn't & won't call him out for that. It's also why I'll remain forever unsurprised.
Nothing will happen to that fucking sociopathic ghoul, cos he's made sure that nothing will happen to him
A video shared on President Trump’s Truth Social account depicts the Obamas as apes.
February 6, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Nothing will happen to that fucking sociopathic ghoul, cos he's made sure that nothing will happen to him
The other night, i turned my sandwich into a burger . I must be good at something , 🍔
#burgers #sandwiches #magic
#burgers #sandwiches #magic
February 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
The other night, i turned my sandwich into a burger . I must be good at something , 🍔
#burgers #sandwiches #magic
#burgers #sandwiches #magic
The "core British values", such as supporting genocide, dehumanising refugees, treating trans people as subhuman, spouting Reform-like propaganda, repressing protests,,??
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The "core British values", such as supporting genocide, dehumanising refugees, treating trans people as subhuman, spouting Reform-like propaganda, repressing protests,,??
Now i know why the Jeremy Kyle show was fucking awful
February 5, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Now i know why the Jeremy Kyle show was fucking awful
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If Mandelson is being investigated for his Epstein connections, he must also be investigated for his Thiel connections, because they ran a joint fund when Mandelson fixed Starmer's visit to Palantir
bylinetimes.com/2025/04/25/p...
bylinetimes.com/2025/04/25/p...
'Peter Mandelson's Fixing of Keir Starmer’s Visit to Spytech Firm Palantir Raises Serious Questions'
Palantir was represented by a lobbying firm founded by Mandelson, Iain Overton and Max Colbert report
bylinetimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:41 PM
If Mandelson is being investigated for his Epstein connections, he must also be investigated for his Thiel connections, because they ran a joint fund when Mandelson fixed Starmer's visit to Palantir
bylinetimes.com/2025/04/25/p...
bylinetimes.com/2025/04/25/p...
Jeff bezos gonna use that money to fund his bullshit space enterprises
WASHINGTON (AP) — Washington Post says one-third of its staff across all departments, not just the newsroom, is being laid off.
February 5, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Jeff bezos gonna use that money to fund his bullshit space enterprises
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By searching for "Farage" in the Epstein Files database (justice.gov/epstein), 38 results come up.
In one, Steve Bannon suggests to Epstein that his advisory roles to European political parties means he can influence European Parliament…. 1/3
In one, Steve Bannon suggests to Epstein that his advisory roles to European political parties means he can influence European Parliament…. 1/3
justice.gov
February 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
By searching for "Farage" in the Epstein Files database (justice.gov/epstein), 38 results come up.
In one, Steve Bannon suggests to Epstein that his advisory roles to European political parties means he can influence European Parliament…. 1/3
In one, Steve Bannon suggests to Epstein that his advisory roles to European political parties means he can influence European Parliament…. 1/3
Can't wait to see them say "live from London, it's Saturday night" in this case
Saturday Night Live UK is out on the 21st March.
The players are announced: Celeste Dring, Hammed Animashaun, Larry Dean, George Fouracres, Jack Shep, Ayoade Bamgboye, Al Nash, Paddy Young, Ania Magliano, Annabel Marlow, Emma Sidi.
The players are announced: Celeste Dring, Hammed Animashaun, Larry Dean, George Fouracres, Jack Shep, Ayoade Bamgboye, Al Nash, Paddy Young, Ania Magliano, Annabel Marlow, Emma Sidi.
February 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Can't wait to see them say "live from London, it's Saturday night" in this case
I love that Fcukers have called themselves Fcukers so that radio djs could get into trouble for saying their name wrong (eg calling them 'Fuckers' by mistake)
February 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I love that Fcukers have called themselves Fcukers so that radio djs could get into trouble for saying their name wrong (eg calling them 'Fuckers' by mistake)
This is why i hate the word "reform". Whether it's the Donald Jackass Trump-supporting party here in Britain or the illusion that ICE deserves another chance...
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 12:41 PM
This is why i hate the word "reform". Whether it's the Donald Jackass Trump-supporting party here in Britain or the illusion that ICE deserves another chance...
ICE shouldn't be "reformed", it should be ABOLISHED.
You're genuinely fucking pathetic at this.
You're genuinely fucking pathetic at this.
February 4, 2026 at 10:31 AM
ICE shouldn't be "reformed", it should be ABOLISHED.
You're genuinely fucking pathetic at this.
You're genuinely fucking pathetic at this.
I hear that BBC2 are broadcasting a documentary about Reform & whether they're "ready to rule". I'm waiting for a similar doc about the Greens, or is Farage a fucking priority?
February 4, 2026 at 10:21 AM
I hear that BBC2 are broadcasting a documentary about Reform & whether they're "ready to rule". I'm waiting for a similar doc about the Greens, or is Farage a fucking priority?
"Brexit, just the beginning"
Remember this when politicians here in Britain celebrate 10 years since the EU vote.
Remember this when politicians here in Britain celebrate 10 years since the EU vote.
February 3, 2026 at 10:54 PM
"Brexit, just the beginning"
Remember this when politicians here in Britain celebrate 10 years since the EU vote.
Remember this when politicians here in Britain celebrate 10 years since the EU vote.