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abbie
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ᝰ Writer • horror / sci fi / weird ⚲ London

𓆤 THEY CRAWLED ACROSS MY BODY
Coming soon, hopefully

𓁹 EVERGREEN
Work in progress
They’re calling it the decade of 7 Prime Ministers,
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 PM
One must imagine Sisyphus happy, pressing the “show fewer Shorts” button on YouTube day in and day out
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 PM
My thick and juicies, (me addressing the homunculus army I made of phlegm)
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I’ve gone and gamified the writing journey of manuscript 2, because my little rodent brain needs little itty bits of dopamine as I run the hamster wheel

And it’s working
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I am so thankful for writing because good lord without it there is nothing else here, get me back to London !!!!
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Figured out how to update my handle, love to be on the cutting edge of tech
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Day 3 of this illness, thank god for Final Fantasy Tactics
February 5, 2026 at 9:22 AM
🎂 I turned 35! And I have the acid reflux to prove it! 🎈
February 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
2700 words today! Act 1 is in the bag
February 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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well, it is very sad that Catherine O'Hara has passed, but I am glad she got a huge and appreciative multiyear comeback
January 30, 2026 at 6:20 PM
We lost a titan. RIP
Catherine O’Hara has died at the age of 71, TMZ reports.

(www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...)
January 30, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Reading Vigil by George Saunders
January 29, 2026 at 12:49 PM
I’ve been binging Wonder Man and Ben Kingsley is a treasure! He’s having a blast
January 28, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Celebrating 3 months vape free, and holy hell being able to breath and taste things again is eye opening

unfortunately them swedish tobacco-free nicotine pouches have me in a headlock

Harm reduction, I tell myself. Lung capacity and flavour profiles are a net positive
January 26, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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One thing I love about Tears of the Kingdom's design philosophy (that is carried over from Breath of the Wild) is that the game goes "you want to wander over there instead of doing the intro quests? alright i wont stop you" and then a sentient rock punches you in the head and you die
January 25, 2026 at 8:04 PM
How did non-violent resistance turn out for Gandhi…The founding father of post colonial India…
How's your non-violent working Mr Gandhi stancil? They will kill each and everyone of you right if they had the chance and you will still be writing Kumbaya.
Observers have been working day and night to protect these neighborhoods from ICE, make the streets safe so kids can go to school and people can go to their jobs. Burning down the street undoes all our work. The people setting fires haven’t been putting in long hours watching plates or doors.
January 25, 2026 at 4:47 AM
2500+ words today, I deserve a treat (cashew baklava)
January 23, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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You're absolutely right! [derogatory]
January 20, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Sophomoric scenes of me writing my second book
January 17, 2026 at 6:47 PM
GameFAQs 💀
Okay, let's get nostalgic

What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
January 16, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Deleted instagram off my phone and it’s been 24 hours since I’ve seen a reel I can feel my brain tissue healing
January 16, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I finished reading Service Model by Adrian Tchaikovsky a few weeks ago and I’m still sad it’s over, I’ve been trying to find a similar book since.

Robots, man. Can’t get enough of them in fiction. It’s a shame the clankerfication of big tech is giving the trope a bad name.
January 16, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Oh to be sipping honeydew from a disholcaspis quercusmamma gall covered by sooty mold
January 10, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Unfortunately the Final Fantasy Tactics remake has taken over my evenings (complimentary)
January 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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The best dragon.
#SomethingBeautiful a little orange dragon from a medieval manuscript
January 9, 2026 at 6:11 PM