Absorbine Sr
@absorbinesr.bsky.social
Born on the East Coast, hit my stride on the West Coast, now moldering in the Midwest. Medical guy, dad, wiggity wiggity wack.
Do you hate Twitter? Here’s a little something to validate your feelings.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/interne...
www.nbcnews.com/tech/interne...
X awards $1 million prize to creator with history of racist posts
X said it would give $1 million to a user who had previously shared racist posts, including one supporting Hitler.
www.nbcnews.com
February 8, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Do you hate Twitter? Here’s a little something to validate your feelings.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/interne...
www.nbcnews.com/tech/interne...
Hear me out for a sec: what if DEI was never really a problem? And Somali immigrants weren’t a problem? And other immigrants? What if it was all just garden-variety racism?
The more you realize how much racism drives Trump’s words, & motivates his followers, the better you understand the situation.
The more you realize how much racism drives Trump’s words, & motivates his followers, the better you understand the situation.
February 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Hear me out for a sec: what if DEI was never really a problem? And Somali immigrants weren’t a problem? And other immigrants? What if it was all just garden-variety racism?
The more you realize how much racism drives Trump’s words, & motivates his followers, the better you understand the situation.
The more you realize how much racism drives Trump’s words, & motivates his followers, the better you understand the situation.
Been watching these Italian Olympics for a couple hours now and have yet to hear someone say “scungilli.” wtf?
February 7, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Been watching these Italian Olympics for a couple hours now and have yet to hear someone say “scungilli.” wtf?
Is it too late to add Nicki Minaj to the Turning Point halftime show? Asking for a friend…
February 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Is it too late to add Nicki Minaj to the Turning Point halftime show? Asking for a friend…
Remember when Elon suggested using a mini sub to rescue the kids trapped in that Thai cave, and a guy said that was a dumb idea, and Elon called the guy a pedo? Remember that saying about accusations being confessions?
#epsteinfiles
#epsteinfiles
February 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Remember when Elon suggested using a mini sub to rescue the kids trapped in that Thai cave, and a guy said that was a dumb idea, and Elon called the guy a pedo? Remember that saying about accusations being confessions?
#epsteinfiles
#epsteinfiles
I don’t hate Bruno Mars, just hate his sh*tty f*cking asstastic music
January 30, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I don’t hate Bruno Mars, just hate his sh*tty f*cking asstastic music
Obligatory share of the latest hot meme
January 29, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Obligatory share of the latest hot meme
The Melania documentary is giving off serious Citizen Kane vibes
a woman in a white dress is singing on a stage with her mouth open .
ALT: a woman in a white dress is singing on a stage with her mouth open .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:00 AM
The Melania documentary is giving off serious Citizen Kane vibes
Really have to wonder if the ICE agents had orders to shoot an armed protester if they ever had the opportunity. And how high up those orders originated.
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Really have to wonder if the ICE agents had orders to shoot an armed protester if they ever had the opportunity. And how high up those orders originated.
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A DHS statement claimed “an individual approached US Border Patrol officers” with “a handgun” in the Alex Pretti shooting incident. A Bellingcat analysis of the footage appears to show that a gun was taken away from where Pretti was situated by an agent just before the first shot was fired.
January 24, 2026 at 10:29 PM
A DHS statement claimed “an individual approached US Border Patrol officers” with “a handgun” in the Alex Pretti shooting incident. A Bellingcat analysis of the footage appears to show that a gun was taken away from where Pretti was situated by an agent just before the first shot was fired.
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Stigmata? Has anyone considered these could be stigmata? 🤔
The bruising was on full display as Trump attended the World Economic Forum in Davos this week, with the marks on his left hand especially notable.
Trump, 79, Downplays Worst Bruising Yet on His ‘Good’ Hand
The president doubled down on Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s claim that the dark bruising was from clipping his hand on a table.
trib.al
January 23, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Stigmata? Has anyone considered these could be stigmata? 🤔
You can kiss Canada completely goodbye Elon
NEWS: Canada just checkmated the United States.
Breaking with the U.S., Canada has struck a major deal with China: Ottawa will cut its 100% tariff on Chinese electric vehicles in exchange for dramatically lower tariffs on Canadian farm products.
Breaking with the U.S., Canada has struck a major deal with China: Ottawa will cut its 100% tariff on Chinese electric vehicles in exchange for dramatically lower tariffs on Canadian farm products.
January 17, 2026 at 4:23 AM
You can kiss Canada completely goodbye Elon
One of the best things about having kids, something that’s not mentioned very often, is the plentiful supply of french fries.
January 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
One of the best things about having kids, something that’s not mentioned very often, is the plentiful supply of french fries.
Ok was *this* one you @kristyclueless.bsky.social?
January 11, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Ok was *this* one you @kristyclueless.bsky.social?
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Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
January 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
Did you write this @kristyclueless.bsky.social? Is that your burner account?
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Did you write this @kristyclueless.bsky.social? Is that your burner account?
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With this regime anything is possible…
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
With this regime anything is possible…
So they’ve just snuck the horse into Dean Wormer’s office and someone’s handed Flounder the gun. Everything is going according to plan.
January 4, 2026 at 6:11 AM
So they’ve just snuck the horse into Dean Wormer’s office and someone’s handed Flounder the gun. Everything is going according to plan.
Where the f*ck did this guy disappear to anyway? As a former oil company executive, secretary of state and Trump critic, he’d surely have some interesting insights at this juncture in time.
January 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Where the f*ck did this guy disappear to anyway? As a former oil company executive, secretary of state and Trump critic, he’d surely have some interesting insights at this juncture in time.
I predict Trump will pardon Maduro in 6 months, after Maduro surrenders the gate codes for his private golf course in Caracas.
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I predict Trump will pardon Maduro in 6 months, after Maduro surrenders the gate codes for his private golf course in Caracas.
Remember this @markhamillofficial.bsky.social?
December 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Remember this @markhamillofficial.bsky.social?
We’ve all seen movies where an inspired nurse goes to med school & becomes a physician amirite? So how come there’s never been a movie about a nail salon technician who becomes a podiatrist? 🤷♂️
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
We’ve all seen movies where an inspired nurse goes to med school & becomes a physician amirite? So how come there’s never been a movie about a nail salon technician who becomes a podiatrist? 🤷♂️