In 2026 we will all be bougie potatoes

I think the next big innovation will be combining meat alternatives with exotic meats. Something like a pistachio tempeh endangered fur seal burger

“Success rate” is a very nebulous term for a sports metric imho

I always heard it was BOFA that did it

Ever see one of these @kristyclueless.bsky.social? 😳

Marie Calendar 🤣🤣🤣

When it’s a toddler, the proper terminology is a sh*t-ton 🤷‍♂️

Brought to mind this chestnut from The Onion

theonion.com/july-27-1956...

If I could go back in time, I think I’d change one of those massives to a different adjective…

Did you go with the primo wine? I think Trader Joe’s still sells Two Buck Chuck.

That may be true but canceling my WaPo subscription (and readership) has also opened new vistas in media for me. The Guardian, for instance. Lots of good podcasts. I like to think the good reporters will eventually leave WaPo, by hook or by crook, and then everyone can be done w/ the whole sorry lot

Hold on, back up a minute Peter: why are you still reading WaPo?

Sorry Mina, pecan pie is f*ckin disgustin’

Zebra in a blender

Maybe they skipped it on moral grounds. Even with all the heinous things they’ve done, they have a lot of work to do to match DC’s war crimes.