Absorbine Sr
@absorbinesr.bsky.social
Born on the East Coast, hit my stride on the West Coast, now moldering in the Midwest. Medical guy, dad, wiggity wiggity wack.
Remember this @markhamillofficial.bsky.social?
December 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Remember this @markhamillofficial.bsky.social?
We’ve all seen movies where an inspired nurse goes to med school & becomes a physician amirite? So how come there’s never been a movie about a nail salon technician who becomes a podiatrist? 🤷♂️
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
We’ve all seen movies where an inspired nurse goes to med school & becomes a physician amirite? So how come there’s never been a movie about a nail salon technician who becomes a podiatrist? 🤷♂️
Some massive hygge in our living room right now! And to think my wife scoffed when I bought that massive dog bed on Marketplace. 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Some massive hygge in our living room right now! And to think my wife scoffed when I bought that massive dog bed on Marketplace. 🙄
You’d think by now someone would’ve come up with a better word for prepping a turkey than “spatchcock”
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You’d think by now someone would’ve come up with a better word for prepping a turkey than “spatchcock”
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Damn this is good
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Damn this is good
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The most spectacular costume of 2025? That honor belongs to…
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The most spectacular costume of 2025? That honor belongs to…
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The war zone in Portland is out of control.
October 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The war zone in Portland is out of control.
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This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
October 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Little-known fact: “Ponzi scheme” is a portmanteau from “Potsie and Fonzie scheme.” A classic Happy Days episode.
The Fonz Happy Days GIF
ALT: The Fonz Happy Days GIF
media.tenor.com
September 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Little-known fact: “Ponzi scheme” is a portmanteau from “Potsie and Fonzie scheme.” A classic Happy Days episode.
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The morning that Cmdr. Elizabeth Nakagawa was scheduled to have a D&C to remove fetal tissue after losing a very wanted pregnancy, she learned the surgery had been canceled because the military’s health insurance plan refused to pay for it.
(Published Dec. 2024)
(Published Dec. 2024)
A Coast Guard Commander Miscarried. She Nearly Died After Being Denied Care.
U.S. service members have long faced strict limits on abortions, even when used to resolve miscarriages. Under federal law, the military will only pay for abortions in cases of rape, incest or to save...
www.propublica.org
September 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The morning that Cmdr. Elizabeth Nakagawa was scheduled to have a D&C to remove fetal tissue after losing a very wanted pregnancy, she learned the surgery had been canceled because the military’s health insurance plan refused to pay for it.
(Published Dec. 2024)
(Published Dec. 2024)
Anyone else wondering if these National Guard deployments are just a trial run for the eventual declaration of martial law? 🤔
September 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Anyone else wondering if these National Guard deployments are just a trial run for the eventual declaration of martial law? 🤔
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I recommend everyone watches this
September 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I recommend everyone watches this
There was rampant speculation recently that Trump had suffered a stroke. Turns out he was just making fun of someone who’d suffered a stroke.
September 13, 2025 at 7:05 AM
There was rampant speculation recently that Trump had suffered a stroke. Turns out he was just making fun of someone who’d suffered a stroke.
It’s sad to see how Charlie Kirk’s death has caused so much hatred & division in this country. But in a way it’s also kind of touching, bc you know this is exactly what Charlie would’ve wanted.
September 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It’s sad to see how Charlie Kirk’s death has caused so much hatred & division in this country. But in a way it’s also kind of touching, bc you know this is exactly what Charlie would’ve wanted.
No matter what else is said about him, Charlie Kirk was a dedicated Christian. In much the same way that Donald Trump is a dedicated Christian.
September 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
No matter what else is said about him, Charlie Kirk was a dedicated Christian. In much the same way that Donald Trump is a dedicated Christian.
Why does corn on the cob have to have so much pubic hair 😭
August 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Why does corn on the cob have to have so much pubic hair 😭
Stolen from Facebook. My apologies if it’s already made the rounds here.
August 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Stolen from Facebook. My apologies if it’s already made the rounds here.