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"Soy vástago de un osario"
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shewalkinglikea.bsky.social
Te quiero, dinosaurio de la cabalgata de Cádiz que tiene que agacharse y volver a subir para pasar debajo de todas y cada una de las luces 🫶🏽
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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byelacey.bsky.social
a guide on how to enjoy: LEAF 🍂
a panelless four step comic of a messily drawn great pyrenees in various stages of rolling in simple leaves. he keeps saying "leaf!" over and over and looks content.
October 23, 2024 at 12:41 PM
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artistncs.bsky.social
Sharing with your friends, both good and bad endings
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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bioamara.bsky.social
Os hago un regalito de reyes 🎁:
Te negro descafeinado infusionando en leche con clavo, pimienta negra y cardamomo. Al final, añadir jengibre fresco y canela (Ceylan 😉).
Edulcorar con sacarina/aspartamo/stevia o lo que uséis. 🥛
De nada 🤤
#infusiones #especias #alimentacionsana
a hand is holding a cup of coffee with a gold rim
ALT: a hand is holding a cup of coffee with a gold rim
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January 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Forest Relic - Gator Days
Forest Relic - Gator Days Panel 1 A brave adventurer named Gustopher is on a journey to find a powerful relic. His face is determined, his map is ragged, and his sense of direction is pretty terrible. Adventurer Gustopher: Long have I searched these lands for a powerful relic. Panel 2 The brave adventurer has found himself in a dark forest. He unexpectedly stumbles upon the one thing he has been seeking. It glows golden, which indicates it's pretty rare. Everyone knows that rare things have a golden glow. It's physics or something. Don't ask me, I'm not a scientist. Adventurer Gustopher: Could I have finally found it lying in this dark forest? Panel 3 Our brave adventurer swings his newfound object skyward. It leaves a sparkling rainbow colored trail. Look, I don't understand the physics behind cool legendary things. I just know that they have a golden glow and leave rainbow trails. This one also makes a cool whistling sound when you swing it through the air fast enough. Adventurer Gustopher: With one swing, I knew I found a real treasure. Panel 4 In reality, Gustopher has been out on a hike with his dad and found a cool stick. It's got a single leaf still attached to it and does indeed make neat sounds when you swing it fast enough. Gustopher: DAD! Look at this cool stick!
January 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Happy End of 2025!
fieldexplores.bsky.social FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · Dec 30
Happy New Year - Gator Days
Panel 1 Gustopher and Olivia are excited for New Year's Eve. Gustopher: My dad said I can stay up for New Year's Eve! Olivia: My mom said I can too! Panel 2 Gustopher holds up a bowl of chips that come in various colors. They're the best chips you will ever eat but you will never see them in a store. The only time you will ever find them are at one out of every seven parties you go to and you will never know who brought them. Gustopher: I'm going to try all the snacks! Olivia: I'm going to shout louder than anyone! Panel 3 Gustopher and Olivia: THIS WILL BE THE BEST NIGHT EVER! Panel 4 Time has passed and Gustopher and Olivia have passed out from exhaustion. They have spent all their energy being excited for New Year's Eve that they didn't save any to actually stay awake. Their parents have wrapped them in blankets to make sure they're extra cozy. Ember has snuck onto the couch between them and is digging through the snack bowl. The Adults: THREE... TWO... ONE... HAPPY NEW YEAR! Ember: My snack! Ember proceeds to eat what remains of the snacks and stays up for an additional three hours.
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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lalali.bsky.social
Cartel desgastado en el que se lee PROHIBIDO EL ACCESO A TODA PERSONA AJENA AL SER.
January 5, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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vanessagillings.bsky.social
Wolfie dunwanna (and neither do I)

gouache on paper

#kidlitart #storybookart #childrensbookillustration
January 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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comiccontext.bsky.social
Close-up of Jack of Hearts and She Hulk as they face each other in bed. “I’d like you to stay, too,” she says. “The etiquette is – – we can do anything we want, as long as we both want it.“
January 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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pikaole.bsky.social
Shark and ray 🦈
July 1, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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mow.bsky.social
Just hit the Gen Z/Gen Alpha with this meme and they’ll forever be skeptical of the military recrooters.
January 5, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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woodo.bsky.social
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My American manager tried to write me up for "lack of commitment" because I leave at 5:00 PM sharp. I work in the Netherlands. I work for the Dutch branch of a large US tech company. We recently got a new middle-manager based in New York. He seemed like a nice guy at first, but it turns out he is totally obsessed with "hustle culture." Last week, we had a 1-on-1 meeting where he told me he was "concerned" about my dedication to the team. He listed his grievances quite clearly. He didn't like that my Slack status goes offline at 5:01 PM every single day. He was annoyed that I didn't reply to an email he sent on Saturday morning until Monday at 9:00 AM. And he was especially frustrated that I refused to join a "team bonding" Zoom call that was scheduled for 7 PM my time, which is 1 PM his time. He gave me the usual speech about how "in this company, we go the extra mile" and that if I want to grow, I need to be more available. I had to give him a bit of a reality check. I looked him in the eye over Zoom and told him that in the Netherlands, if you can't finish your work by 5 PM, it doesn't mean you are dedicated. It means you are inefficient or understaffed. I told him I am neither. I also reminded him that contacting me outside of working hours for non-emergencies is actually frowned upon here, and that my contract is for 40 hours, not "40 hours plus nights and weekends." He tried to threaten me with a Performance Improvement Plan. I immediately forwarded the email to our local Dutch HR representative. She literally laughed when she read it and told me to ignore him. She said she would have a "chat" with him about local labor laws. Since then, he hasn't sent a single email after 5 PM. I honestly feel bad for you guys in the US. The fact that you have to apologize for having a life outside of work is insane to us
January 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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srtagalicia.bsky.social
- Lo que sí ha hecho muy bien la scifi (porque es descriptiva y no prescriptiva xD) es narrarnos los objetivos del capitalismo, como (1) la supresión de formas de vida, homogeneizando y modelando la experiencia de ser humano. "Robots"(2005) describe perfectamente el proceso de asimilación y, más >
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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sardonicus.eu
DIP me in Maple Syrup and THROW me to the LESBIANS Stuctes lesbian studies coalition of concordia
January 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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wendyo.bsky.social
Victor Vasarely porcelain relief for Rosenthal, Germany (1970-73)
Porcelain wall sculpture of glazed multi colored squares and circles
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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kim-hu.com
new “draw your oc like this” has dropped
heyshivana.bsky.social shivana @heyshivana.bsky.social · 23h
mpreg (molar preg)
screenshot of a tweet showing a sticker someone received post-wisdom tooth removal. it's of a weirdly satisfied and bloated tooth that says "I've Been Filled"
January 5, 2026 at 10:14 AM
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morganapendragon.bsky.social
Chicas la gata estaba en casa!!! venido dos vecinos a ayudar a buscar y cómo es una tarada se debe haber escondido … he encerrado los pequeños en mi cuarto y al regresar con mi hermano y sus hijas la he encontrado comiendo el pienso que estaba ahí ESTABA EN CASA ESCONDIDA peores horas de mi vida
January 5, 2026 at 11:49 AM
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manofbeskar.bsky.social
🐱 #mishanks #art #mihawk #shanks
simple drawing of nyan mihawk holding nyan shanks in a chokehold (meme redraw)
January 5, 2026 at 10:57 AM
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gomgrut.bsky.social
rat mail!!
January 1, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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kalitroiii.bsky.social
Captura de pantalla de Twitter que dice "European farmers mobilison on the worst political cause you've ever heard in your life" y una imagen de personajes de Monstruos S. A. avanzando con determinación.
January 5, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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danfloydplus.bsky.social
The extent to which Games Done Quick has helped to steer the larger speedrunning community - one of the most hardcore video game enthusiast subcultures there is - into becoming something so welcoming, inclusive and supportive astonishes me
January 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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jorobateflanders.com
Recordando como cada 5 de enero la cabalgata de Reyes de 2018, donde Baltasar sufrió un viaje astral donde vio venir todo lo que nos iba a pasar en adelante.
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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nikofex.bsky.social
El debate del color de los cuadernos por asignatura es tan estúpido, todo el mundo sabe que los cuadernos azules son enteros, los verdes semidesnatados y los rojos desnatados
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 AM
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postoctobrist.bsky.social
magical
January 5, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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rmd1023.bsky.social
Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.
Screencap of post from tumblr user nitewrighter Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
January 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM