Aabra Cadaver, Spooky PDX Denizen
@acjaggard.bsky.social
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Portland, Oregon-based film, jazz, and comics lover. Currently reading "The Power Broker".
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Imagine growing up speaking a language with no articles then you learn English or whatever and you gotta remember to sprinkle your nouns and adjectives with a's and the's like god damn bay leaves GOOD EDIBLE
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Honestly think we should rename this protest movement Anti-Updog just to watch 'em take the bait
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Our airport carpet ended up on *sports jerseys* ffs
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Walter Cronkite voice: But what the Trump administration didn't count on was that Portland bristles when described as Seattle's "little sister", that Chicago wilts under the weight of its hard-earned, meaningless "America's Second City" crown, and they are SO loving all this attention.
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Today's matinee, "Roofman", was.. surprising? Authentically messy humans making stupid, dangerous, well-meaning choices. Like Sean Baker took a stab at remaking "My Man Godfrey" but bits of "Straight Time" and "Le Cercle Rouge" fell in. LeKeith Stanfield is a treasure.
Channing Tatum is a single dad just trying to do right by doing so. Much. Wrong.
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Told non-podcast spouse about it and his jaw dropped. "Jon Hamm? John... Waters?!?"
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This story was *third eye opening.* 'Want to know why we haven't set up showers for cyclists, the unhoused, tourists etc in ALL laundromats and airports it's. So. Obvious.
marketplace.org
Caitlin Lenahan is one of around 1.1 million Americans without running water. But in Alaska, where even homes near urban areas sometimes lack plumbing, running water can be more trouble than it's worth.
Living in a “dry cabin” in interior Alaska
Many homes in Alaska lack running water — even those near urban areas. “You get used to it pretty fast,” said resident Caitlin Lenahan.
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The Honest Trailer was all "Does Michael Sheen start contract negotiations with wig talk or"
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Packet Fish, Moosewood: Fold, oil tin foil; oven 375-450F; 4-6 oz cod topped with herbs, white wine, S&P, and garlic, sitting on thin slices of whatever veggies in fridge (Friday was red potato, zucchini, mushroom, olives); pinch tight, bake 15-25 min. Serve w rest of white wine.
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tried to make fish for dinner using a stupid recipe and used the wrong stupid pan and messed up the stupid fish. stupid
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You misheard- "cardiac age of 63" refers to the chimp heart they hastily stuck in him last month.

(The dark spot on his hand? Fur.)
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Late night library disc is "The Boy Friend" (1971). Too fond of Ken Russell, musicals, and backstage cinema to say anything coherent- Tommy Tune!!!!- but if you dig insane camp comedies...
Twiggy is a French clown at the ball in a just awful musical inside "The Boy Friend" (1971). Tommy Tune is a gift.
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Spouse keeps saying "Where did you go to finishing school??"
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Breezing along doing 22 mph on an e-bike on a 25 residential street, car behind is on my butt, like why