Aabra C. Mastodon, PDX Stereotype
@acjaggard.bsky.social
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Portland, Oregon-based film, jazz, and comics lover. Once sent copies of "The Glass Bead Game" to everyone I knew
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acjaggard.bsky.social
Botox Commander: Portland leaders are not taking this seriously!

Portland's leaders:
Mayor Bud Clark flashes a statue in downtown Portland, Oregon
acjaggard.bsky.social
Why aren't we running digital billboards in red states like, "West Virginia ranks last in childcare, which costs $640-850 per month per child. The cost of sending the National Guard to DC and Chicago is $1-1.8M PER DAY. Send the Guard to kindergarten!"
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drpopcultureusa.bsky.social
“The way I see it, unless we each conform, unless we obey orders, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no possible way we can remain free.”

Major Frank Burns
acjaggard.bsky.social
Kazoos?? Honey, half this twee town has ukuleles. We could George Formby ICE with "Fast Car" covers allllll night
a cartoon of steven universe playing a guitar
Alt: steven universe playing a ukulele
media.tenor.com
acjaggard.bsky.social
We're like "Annihilation" but instead of eels in our bellies we all buy cargo bikes and haunt farmers markets
acjaggard.bsky.social
Portland film, tonight!

Hippo as metaphor for societal decline... hollywoodtheatre.org/show/zafari/

Mexican Abbot & Costello ripoff "Frankenstein, El Vampiro y Compania"... thejoycinema.com/index.html

"Mister Designer" looks *crazy go nuts.* Be there, goth kittens.
cstpdx.com/event/mister...
Gothic thriller with a killer soundtrack "Mister Designer" (1987)
acjaggard.bsky.social
If the Sudanese Emergency Response Rooms wins the Nobel Peace Prize Thursday morning the ketchup will be flying
acjaggard.bsky.social
They are playing Buckaroo! with their voters, legacy media twits. The GOP are *determined* to find out how much they can take away, leaving their slavish voters wearing only a barrel labeled "racism" with a lil lapel flower labeled "and a little misogyny, as a treat".
acjaggard.bsky.social
Aww, South Dakota has a Cuck doll museum...
Bryon Noem doll wears a tuxedo to watch his governor wife doll boink a Corey Lewandowski doll, so cute
acjaggard.bsky.social
Which "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" characters could survive "Sinners". I figure Pig-Pen has no idea what's going on, Lucy is SO the Final Girl...
acjaggard.bsky.social
Looking over the choices, 'need more Trump chickens, Trump in diapers...
Inflatable Trump costume giving off "Airplane" vibes... Master Blaster style Trump inflatable costume. I guess you dress like Putin?
acjaggard.bsky.social
Helicopters circling my SW Portland 'hood for... 90 minutes now? I'm losing it.
acjaggard.bsky.social
Rodney Dangerfield voice: Hey! That wizard frog is gonna get laid!
Curtis Yarvin says the ICE rioters are swimming in trim
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theonion.com
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.

Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.

Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.
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cstpdx.bsky.social
Kristi Noem preparing to tour the ICE facility in Portland.
Demi Moore from The Substance angrily smearing her lipstick.
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lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
Trump deploys thousands of National Guard troops to Portland but they all just spend the day cautiously circling around Fred Armisen, struggling to properly assess his threat level.
acjaggard.bsky.social
Took the tomato cages off the fading catnips, walked them back to this brick slab we use to store garden stuff. The cats accompanied me like an honor guard (!)
acjaggard.bsky.social
'70s scifi authors use this one weird trick
Anne McCaffrey dumped the spouse then headed to Ireland
acjaggard.bsky.social
... So did Sam Altman sexually abuse his sister or nah
acjaggard.bsky.social
Just wasted 10 minutes brute force searching TV Tropes and Wiki for the name of a funny web series from the '00s/10s just to give up and try- successfully!- to remember the name playing "the alphabet game" (Did it start with A? B? C.. etc).

Hate right now